The Saddest Factory Of All

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A fan Account for the game Satisfactory by Coffee Stain Studios and other Automation and Factory games!

Pepperidge Farm remembers meme that reads "Do you remember Quckwire? The Saddest Pioneer Remembers." Only Quickwire is purposely misspelled as Q-U-C-K-W-I-R-E.
A Reddit post that reads: "Pro tip: there is no limit to the number of belts that can occupy the same space at the same time" The post shows a picture of at least a half dozen belts all merging into one belt by clipping them into one another. A commentor replies "Yes there is. The limit is one. Heathen."
A zoomed out overview of the production chain of Ficsonium Fuel Rods in the game Satisfactory. it is a tangled complicated web with barely legible text.
A picture of former Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager Snutt in a wig.
A meme of Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager Mikael. it reads: DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Everything he says is suspect!! Casually drops some of the most requested features in a dev video. Does Not Explain further. "1.1 comes out on April Fools day!" Yeah, right. You think I was born yesterday??? Claims 1.1 will be "free." Nothing in life is free, Bud. What are you selling??? Yeah, sure. Thanks, Mikael. "Helps a lot.""
a picture posted from the Game Satisfactory of a Bean creature standing on top of a player created structure. posted on r/SatisfactoryGame by u/Endevour27
strong Doge, weak doge meme. strong doge says Satisfactory Me. "another 5K ore input factory just for cables? No problem Boss" Weak doge labeled work me. "No don't make me implement a simple 2-hour feature."
A frontview of abeaver from the game Timberborn standing in a baron field with tree stumps in the background.
A promotional image of the Nintendo Switch 2.
A meme titled "When you unlock a recipe to add water to metal ore and somehow get twice as much mental as you started with." The Pioneer from Satisfactory has magic beams coming out of their hands. Caption says "It's pure. I ain't gotta explain shit."
Jim Halpert Explains meme format. First panel: "Seeing people post their early, foundation-less setups in the grassy fields." Second panel: "Giving them an upvote because I like people participating in the community no matter where they're at in the game."
steam recap showing the most played game is Satisfactory. 48% or total playtime. 202 sessions played. 21 day streak. graph of playtime through the year. spike in September.
A Satisfactory screenshot. Approximately 7 conveyor belts run down the length of a ceiling, with several more crossing and ducking in and out.
A Pioneer helmet over Senator Palpatine from Star Wars, saying the comment from @rhael42 "Painted beams are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
A Screenshot from Satisfactory. Eight conveyor belts with Ficsmas gifts merging into one. belts clip through one another.
Son, Bolero: "Dad." Son: "I want to take 4 hours to automate a solution to a 1 hour problem." Dad: "Tammy! Tammy! Our son is a Factory Game Player!"
A Space Giraffe Tick Whale for Satisfactory colloquially known as Beans, or Mr. Bean.
A Satisfactory screenshot from a very high vantage point. the ground is covered in crisscrossing conveyor belts.
Woody from Toy Story laughing in an evil mannar surrounded by flames.
A small mess of conveyor belts, all hanging from a ceiling. One is dipping lower than the rest and we can see it carries Caterium Quickwire.
Pioneer refusing Being a jerk to the devs over lack of features. Pioneer agreeing Being a supportive & enjoying work devs have put in.
Ficsit Pioneer pointing in agreement.
picture of the Swamp in Satisfactory. text reads "Best things to do in the swamp: 1. Leave."
Reddit Post on r/SatisfactoryGame by u/The AceofJace: "TIL that you can drag unpacked fluids out of machines and into the trash Basically the title. I had a blender that was backed up, and out of curiosity, I tried to dragging the fluid from the machine and into the trash and the inventory and it worked. I don't know why I've never tried it before, and I haven't seen it posted anywhere that it's possible. 1000+ hours in the game and I'm still learning new things!"
Satisfactory Screenshot. A garage with windows on the outer walls. 4 truck stations with blue ambient lighting. Signs and arrows give directions.
Screenshot of a tweet by @GoldenJoysticks "The PC Game of the Year Presented by @pcgamer winner is @SatisfactoryAF! 🏆 #GoldenJoystickAwards"
From game Satisfactory. 4 Rows of black factory machines with belts leading to them carrying ingots of various metals. All in an open air factory.
A Rick and Morty meme. Rick telling Morty "Let's go. It's just 2 oil nodes. In and Out, 3 hour adventure." Next panel has a caption of "30 Hours Later" and shows a sprawling Satisfactory Oil refinery factory. Rick and Morty are shown in front of it crying.
A Satisfactory screenshot where a concrete wall has been made with a tunnel in it. Next to it is a sign that reads "Hehe Bet you won't get in the spiber hole :3"
Meme of a stock image of a plate of spaghetti. Reads "Pioneer jump scare."
Meme of Weasley Snipes crying while aiming a gun. Caption reads "Coffee Stain Studios patching out the spinning items bug."
Meme of Mr. Incredible from the Incredibles saying "I'm not strong enough." The caption reads Mikael fighting to keep the spinning items bug in the game.
A large platform of 32 smelters with organized beltwork at 90° angles going to and from the smelters. The beltwork is load balanced with splitters.
A primarily cement factory with the Space elevator in the middle. 2 buildings on the sides create a courtyard in the middle.
Satisfactory Tweet fro X: "You can catch is chatting about what we're working on for Satisfactory on Oct 8th!" The quoted tweet is from Snutt's personal account. Reads "On October 8th I'll be hosting a little stream event called The Spill organized together with a bunch of game studios where we'll hang out and talk about our games." A frame from a video of Snutt talking to the camera is posted underneath.
Spice Adams Meme where his he is looking at something while hiding behind a tree, rubbing his hads together and licking his lips. The caption reads "Me looking at the Spire Coast when I unlock Oil Production."
A meme from webcomic Shencomix. Shen has a very large, brainy looking head. Shen tells a generic person "I have over 1000 hours in Satisfactory." Person: "Are your factories neat now?" Shen: "I make spaghetti faster."
A meme with a picture of Simone Biles with 5 gold medals around her neck. The caption reads "Me if making ugly spaghetti factories was an Olympic Sport."
A meme that reads "Why not work for Ficsit? All the time commitment of an additional job! No financial compensation! Develop 'Skills' such as arachnophobia! Free Spaghetti! (Destroy) Scenic vistas on beautiful Message-2(A-B)b." It has a picture of steam play time of 1330.9 hours, a 'Stinger' Spider from Satisfactory, a stock image of spaghetti, and a nature shot from Satisfactory with a coal plant pumping out smoke.
Tweet from Satisfactory account: "Hey folks! Super cool to see so many of you are enjoying 1.0 and everything that comes with it! While the release has been great, it's not been perfect and we're currently working on a hotfix! We'll post more information very soon to address some of the issues and work arounds!"
Meme of Lizard Doggo in front of a computer. Caption says Born to play Satisfactory 1.0. Forced to lock in.
A 2 panel meme of Snutt, a Satisfactory Community Manager, holding something with a look of disgust on his face. Second panel is a Har Drive with "Satisfactory Update 8" written on it.
A Ficsit Trigon from Satisfactory over the face of Trigon the Demon from the Teen Titans animated show saying "Daughter, I'm in the new quantum production chain." Next fram is Raven from Teen Titans saying"Leave me alone, Dad."
Meme Top text: "Satisfactory fans right now." Meme of person cracking knuckles and stretching to get ready to press a button that reads "Ask Snutt when 1.1 comes out."
A pixel art propaganda poster of the Pioneer from the game Satisfactory giving a thumbs up. It says "Loose lips break NDAs" "Don't ask! Don't tell! About the 1.0 beta!" "Efficiency is in your hands!" "Ficsit Approved!"
The Bridge at night glowing red.
A Satisfactory screenshot. There is a dock with a crane made out of beams as well as a boat in the water that The crane is loading a cargo container into.
A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by user @OrphicCapital that has a picture of a Dyson vacuum cleaner and a Dyson Sphere surrounding a star. The text reads: Me: I need smth to clean cat hair from my couch Dyson Household Appliances: Sure, here's our Humdinger handheld vacuum. Anything else? Me: U wouldn't know where to get a megastructure to harvest a star's energy to advance civilization, would u? Dyson: U're not gonna believe this
4 panel meme of Gru from Despicable Me explaining a plan. Panel 1: Post memes and other people's content. Panel 2: All while properly attributing sources, to build a community on the platform. Panel 3: Until I realize no one is actually following the account. Panel 4: Gru is looking at the third step confused.
A screenshot of the game Satisfactory. A Snowman stands in a yellow booth where a conveyor belt full of coal is just off to the side. It is meant to appear as the snow man is watching over or inspecting the coal.
A screenshot of How Long To Beat's Satisfactory page. Main story is listed at 92 hours, Story is listed as 129 hours and Everything listed at 221 hours. The next panel shows a meme Breaking Bad of Walter with A Coffee Stain Studios logo over him telling Saul Goodman with the label "Satisfactory Players" over him "We are done when I say were are done."
A screenshot of the game Satisfactory with train tracks running through the loops of multiple Particle Accelerators.