G. SaDiablo

@sadiablo.bsky.social

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Irritated neurodivergent introvert. Professional eye-roller. Lyrics for any/every occasion. Cusses a LOT. Y'all live in my diary. ANYWAY.... [she/her]

Two cats on a couch. Ben, my very large and floofy tabby boy, is in the background pouting because his sister Sophie, a long-haired calico whose back half takes up the foreground of this shot, is on my lap being petted. NB: In this photo, Ben does not yet have a stinky head. That happens later. ;D
Bill the Cat from Bloom County, standing at a pulpit (podium?), saying, "Ackphft."
Burt Butterman IV, a stress ball shaped like a slightly bigger than normal stick of butter, that I am poking with my finger to demonstrate his squishiness. He's salty! (It specifies this is a SALTED stick of butter. It's very silly.)
A close up of Benjamin, my very large & floofy tabby cat, giving us The World's Smallest Blep.
My two cats lying next to each other, facing away from the camera. Ben (L) is a very large, very floofy tabby lightly curled up on his side. Sophie (R) is an average-size long-haired calico lying loaf-style. In this picture it it clear to see that Ben's head is at least two times the size of Sophie's head, if not three (partly due to his mane), and her body ends somewhere around the middle of his back.
Two cats lying on a pillow that's on a couch. ~*~Technically~*~ that's Benny's pillow, but Sophie wanted to be the closest to mom (me), so here we are. Sophie, in the foreground, is a beautiful long-haired calico with a distinctive black stripe on her nose. Benjamin, in the background, is a very large and floofy tuxedo tabby who is easily twice Sophie's size but she bullies him around anyway AND HE LETS HER. *snort*
The promo for short-lived TV series "Vengeance Unlimited" starring Michael Madsen. Madsen is an attractive-but-smarmy-looking guy in a black suit and royal blue shirt smirking at the camera. I don't remember his co-star but she's a pretty white lady with auburn hair.
@whitneyarner's cat Emma, a very soft, toothless old girl. She is a roumd brown tabby with white belly & paws. Here she is sitting on her butt, looking at the camera with wide green eyes as if she has never done anything wrong in her entire life.
Sophie, my very beautiful long-haired calico cat with a distinctive black stripe on her nose, sitting on her treat chair waiting for snackies! She goes to the vet for her thyroid checkup this week, which is part of the reason I'm asking for $$/help.
A sign I just put on the fridge at work. It reads: Carrot Cake, Pasta Bake, Free to Take! =)
Three panels of Winona Ryder & Gary Oldman in "Dracula." Panel one: Gary Oldman, handsome and dapper in Victorian garb, "I have crossed oceans of time to find you." Panel two: Winona Ryder, beautifully perturbed, "Did you cross oceans of time to rail my friend in the garden first?" Panel three: [Gary Oldman baring fangs in frustration at that sick burn]
Text reads "INCREDIBLE COOKING HACKS." It is a close-up of toothpaste being squirted onto a fish's head. The fish does not look like it's enjoying this.
A list of icebreaker questions titled "GET TO KNOW YOU... ok, maybe we didn't need to know that 😬" Due to wonk brain, I will not be retyping all those questions out, sorry. If you go to the og post I quoted, though, the author has helpfully written them all!
An EXTREEM close-up of my large & floofy tabby boy Benjamin because he's literally three inches from my face and purring like he swallowed some maracas.
Ben, the extremely large and floofy tabby, asleep on his pillow on the couch.
The Boy (Benjamin, my very large and floofy tabby cat) asleep on his pillow on the couch. He is on his side and his belly looks entirely too soft and inviting to believe. The belly is not a trap!
A woman and cat asleep on the same couch. I am laying down on the seat, head on a pillow and cover over my eyes. Ben, my very large and floofy tabby, is on the back of the couch above me, his nose pointed down toward my head.
Howard Hesseman as Dr. Johnny Fever on "WKRP in Cincinnati." He's sitting on a sofa fast asleep with a coffee cup balanced on one leg.
A picture of my bathroom floor, where Sophie, a long-haired calico, is on a rug next to the bathtub (where I am currently sitting) and Ben, a large and very floofy tabby, is rolled on his side on a rug next to the washing machine.
Doozers! Two small, green muppets in hard hats and big yellow boots, with tool belts crossed on their chests like bandoliers.
Me, a white lady with curly dark hair, showing off my alfalfa-sprout that is sticking up from the top of my crown.
Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate
A tray of rings with one circled
A bed tucked against a double window frame, framed with white wood and built-in drawers beneath, with bookshelves built-in to the wall at the foot of the bed. It looks comfortable, inviting, and cozy.
My extremely large and very floofy tabby boy, Ben, is lying on my hair and staring off into the distance. Not pictured: the most ginormous, rumbly purr EVAR.
A two-panel comic (sorry, I don't know who the artist is). The first panel shows a generic white dude in shirtsleeves and tie, his arms folded over his chest, with a perturbed expression on his face. In the second panel, our dude has thrown his hands up and is shouting, "I GUESS."
A leopard carrying a baby impala corpse. The leopard's jaw fully encompasses the impala fawn's neck. NGL, this would prolly work on me. *nodnodnod*
Benjamin, my extremely large and floofy tabby cat, is sprawled across a pillow and leaning against my shoulder. He looks smug and contented.
A tray of rings with one in the far upper roght circled; it is an emerald-cut (rectangular) stone of a strange silver-grey color in a simple setting.
Two paintings of my cats. Sophie (L), a long-haired calico with a distinctive stripe on her nose, is dressed as Queen Elizabeth I in the rainbow painting. Ben (R), my large and floofy tuxedo tabby, is depicted as a classic nude, showing off his enticing tummy (it is not a trap).
Title screen for the game "Arrows." There are lots of scammy copies now, so be wary.
If you can "hear" this picture, congrats! You are also old! *applause* A still from the dancing chicken portion of the music video for "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel. On a fake "stage" complete with velvet curtains and footlights are two whole, raw chickens like you would by at the grocery store (plucked & beheaded). They are standing on their legs with their wings in the air, leaning toward one another.
My very large and floofy tabby Ben on his pillow pouting because I won't feed him. I am a horrible, non-fit mother. I should be ashamed of myself. He's wasting away, can't you tell? There will never be another food ever again. Woe! WOE IS BENJAMIN!
Rev (@docrevan.bsky.scoial) skeets: Solutions to get oil out of the Persian Gulf, wrong answers only Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) replies: Lighter than air Zeppelin's. Put it on the blockchain.
Actor Shemar Moore, whose name I jad to google. He's a stunningly attractive black man with bald head and a goatee.
A crop of a lottery report showing one machine with an $19,255.00 taken in and &19,879.65 paid out. Yes, you read that correctly. Nineteen THOUSAND in, nineteen THOUSAND out. *facepalm*
A screenshot of a belemnite (squid fossil) opal pendant set in gold. The opal fires in purple, pale pink, and gold. It costs $1,850 US dollars.
Two rings circled: a spiderweb with white stone in the center, two-skull bypass ring
ring, size 8, I'm assuming is onyx??
Jacob Elordi at some kind of press event. He is a very attractive white man with dark hair, brown eyes, and warm skin tone.
Clip art of a dude skeet-shooting. The caption reads, "Fuck it, send skeet." Made by me! 💚
The Zerba F-301 pen in all its sterilizable stainless-steel multifunctional glory.
My very large and floofy boy Ben, sitting on his butt with an itty-bitty lil' blep tongue.
Our two kitties lying on Housemate's legs while she's in bed. Sophie the long-haired calico is on her lap while Ben the very large and floofy tabby is on her shins or feet (it's hard to tell which from the angle).
What looks like an illustration from an old pulp magazine showing a man in a blue suit on a misty shore while some shambling horrors emerge from the water. The man's legs are pointing toward the right but his torso is facing us viewers, his arms are outstretched, and there is a shocked look on his face. It's supposed to be scary but, to us modern people, it looks like a TV presenter doing the "oh! there you are!" bit, like we've interrupted them doing something else. The text reads: Ka-chow! What's poppin, fellow weirdos? It's ya boi H P back at again with the FISH PEOPLE!
A screenshot of my phone, which is playing "No Tell" by Smoke & Jackal on Amazon Music.
A black and white still of Pinhead from the "Hellraiser" series of movies. He is saying, "Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?" Pinhead is a bald, white man who would probably be attractive without the tenpenny nails driven into his face and skull in a grid pattern. Unless you're like me, of course, in which case the nails only make him MORE attractive.
One of those memes set up like a word search puzzle, this one titled "the first three words you see will describe your week."
A very young Rusy Giuliani in either a high-school or college group shot (I did not search for context). He's standing about 3/4 profile with his face turned toward the camera and his neck is proportional to his head.
A pre-made book cover by Skyla Dawn Cameron (@skyladawn.ca) that looks like one of those older-style black & white marbled compositon books. The placeholder title showing where the text would go is "People To Kill" in messy handwriting.
A poorly-lit handwritten sign covering one screen of a slot machine. It reads: DEAR CUSTOMERS: This screen is broken. We covered it up because it was giving people headaches by flickering. We, the staff, have done what we can by reporting this to management. If you would like it fixed, please call our bosses! We, the staff, have done all we can. Thank you!
Annie Lennox of the Eurthymics in the "Sweet Dreams" video. She is a beautiful white woman with short, almost-buzzed vibrantly red hair. She is sporting High Femme makeup and wearing a man's black suit tailored to her frame with a light-blue patterned tie. In her hand she holds some kind of cane or riding crop, which she is slapping into her opposite palm. She looks stern, dominant, and absolutely competent. I want to BE her so much it hurts.
This is a geoduck, an EXTREMELY phallic bivalve, being held across a person's two outstretched hands. You reward for clicking the alt text is: "geoduck" is pronounced "gooey duck" despite how it's spelled. :)
A text from a random number that reads: "Before Trumps speech ends, Dems get 700% matched donation (highest ever!)" with some other crap underneath showing what that means in real-dollar terms and stop2end at the very bottom of the message as a way to unsubscribe. I have texted back: "END AND STOP MOTHERFUCKERS I AM ON YOUR SIDE BUT NOT WHEN YOU TEXT ME BULLSHIT FUNDRAISERS EVERY 10 MINUTES! WHO IN THE FUCKING HELL OWNS THE LIST I'VE BEEN PUT ON BECAUSE I WANT OFF OF IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, YOU BASTARDS!" Like. I wish I could bold and italicize in texts because ALL CAPS wasn't vehement enough for how pissed off I was.
A screenshot from this article that starts a story in modern vernacular English then continues the story in progressively older forms of English until we reach Old English at the end: https://www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-back-in-time-understand-english This section is written as if it's the 1700's and the phrase "He startled me," is highlighted. "Startled" is spelled with the defunct long-S that looks like an f to modern readers.
Photo from the parking lot of my bar, facing the opposite direction of the previous two and showing the nearest intersection. You can see the post of the nearer traffic light, but the posts on the traffic light facing us are completely obscured by fog and the green lights are blown wide with mist halos.
A picture from the bar's parking lot from a similar angle as the one taken 2 hours ago. The fog has thickened so that you can longer see the factory around 100 yards away and can only vaguely make out the tall iron fence that surrounds it, about 50 away. The light wisps in the foreground is smoke from my cigarette, not fog.
A picture from the bar's parking lot showing moderate fog. The factory about a football field's length away is hazy but visible.
The poem "The Committee Weighs In" by Andrea Cohen: I tell my mother I've won the Nobel Prize Again? she says. Which discipline this time? It's a little game we play: I pretend I'm somebody, she pretends she isn't dead.
A statue of (I think?) Baphomet with the caption: "Hello Friends, this is Satan. I'm here to remind you that plagues, great floods, and pandemics are god's department. I just do orgies and metal bands."