Ms. Nomer

@sadlydefunct.bsky.social

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She/her. Enthusiast. Bipolar. Software nerd, glorified mechanic. Cats. Cancer survivor. Chicago transplant in Oklahoma. :)

A screenshot of the weather channel app showing that it is currently 101 in Tulsa but it feels like 116
One of the homemade movie posters from Ghana. This one is for Scream ans shows Ghostface in a green robe holding a disembodied head in his hand. Behind him is a bare tree, a full moon and red sky.
Him: Mmm ehgggs Me: And oh! Someone actually stopped me in a parking lot the other day. Asked me what was cryptozoology? Him: lol Me: I said, so glad you asked and launched into it He was a good sport. He asks what happens if we find one? I replied then it becomes zoology Him: Then it's just boring regular science
A black magnetic bumper sticker - I’m holding it, this is before it went to live on my car’s ass. It reads: The only “crypto” that I care about is cryptozoology”. All the words are white except “crypto” and cryptozoology which are mustard yellow.
Two cats are snuggling in the corner of my bed. They’re cuddled up, one laying curled on the other’s shoulders, on a white blanket with a floral pillow behind them. The top cat is Eddy, he’s a brown and gray tabby, with his tailed curled up around him and paws tucked under. Ripley is his pillow, a light gray tabby cat, and you can only see his face and neck and front paws neatly crossed.
Ripley, a light gray tabby cat, is chilling laying against my bent legs. He has one front leg up on my knee with his paw dangling off the front and his back leg is dangling off the couch. He has a look of light startlement on his face. The ears are a little cocked to the sides and his eyes are wide and alert.
A drawing of a gun with lines pointing to the barrel, the trigger, and the hammer. The barrel is marked “Fate”, the trigger “Choice” and the hammer “Reason”. The handle of the gun appears to have a grimacing mouth in it. The drawing is in black with a tan sort of base color and highlights in red.
A tubby light gray tabby cat with a white chin is having a nice snooze on the end of the couch. He has his left paw tucked under his head and his right paw is just curled over the edge of the couch. His tail is wrapped around him.
A fantastic puzzle about 19”x26” depicting a person with a tv for a head and on the tv screen is a tiger’s head. In the room are wild paintings and giant green plants. The floor is blue and white checkered. He’s sitting on a stool with a fuzzy pink top in front of an orange dresser with blue gemstone knobs. He’s wearing an almost paisley blue and purple shirt and brown pants with green squiggles on them from top to bottom.
A goofy white middle aged woman with curly short brown hair is wearing a pink hospital gown and making a peace sign above her head. She’s sort of smiling and very sleepy still.
Pretty little Eddy, a gray and brown tabby cat, is curled up on a pile of yellow and white pillows on the end of the couch. Behind him is a table with several potted plants and a hedgehog sculpture. Ed is curled up with his tail tucked in, and is looking up with perky ears. His big green eyes are alert.
Ripley, a light gray tabby cat with green-gold eyes, is looking up at the camera. His ears and whiskers are perky. His little nose is dark pink.
It’s me! I am a white middle aged woman with short curly brown hair and blue eyes. My shirt is black and I am looking off to the side to avoid making eye contact with the camera.
The world’s saddest girl, Rosie, lays pitifully like a dead bug on the top of the sofa. She’s laying on her left side and her front paws are curled up in front of her. Her eyes are soft and pleading. Her hair is askew. She wants to know where dad went this weekend and why he’s not here.
A tattoo on my forearm of a possum with mouth open and teeth on display. Across her body is a banner and it says AAAAAAAA. There is a pretty yellow flower behind her butt. Her little pink toes are visible under the banner. Her tail wraps around and under her feet.
If men licked clits as well as they did boots there wouldn’t be a male loneliness epidemic
Henry, a gray and brown tabby cat, is dozing off on the foot of my bed. He’s laying on a white blanket. His front paws are stretched way out in front of him, and his green eyes are heavy.
A sheet of watercolor paper maybe 10”x8” inches is covered with small circles also of watercolor paper. The backs of the circles are colored with neon marker and are lifted up off the paper on spacers - the effect is that there is an orange glow on the base piece of paper. The circles are arranged sort of randomly, and some smaller circles are stacked on bigger ones.
A text from my client: Hi, it's Leah. Your solution fixed it!!! Thank you SO much!!! My team is thrilled. You're the best
An iOS calendar event blank. It has a suggested item “Maybe: Drinks” scheduled next Friday from 9am to 10am. 9AM.
The back of a white Nissan car has black plastic lettering on it. It spells out above the license plate “SEND NUDES” and below the license plate it says “SNAPCHAT DDAVID915”. The letters look to be maybe 4” tall. It is VERY visible.
The back corner of a box of crackers reading “baked in the USA”. The letters are white except for USA, which is yellow. The background is blue.
My old cat (15) Ripley. He’s a light gray tabby cat and rotund. He’s sitting on the arm of a couch (covered with a pet hair blanket) and is sitting forward but looking over his shoulder right shoulder at something. He is a very handsome fellow.
Maverick, some kind of black and white mottled cattle dog, glares off to his right where the person who just bothered and woke him is sitting. His eyes are strikingly blue. He’s laying on a fuzzy pink blanket on a sofa. Behind the sofa a guitar neck is visible and there’s a table with a tarot deck in the foreground.
A small white dog sitting on the lap of a person in a purple dress. Only the dog’s legs and neck are visible and there’s a tag on her collar simply reading “I’m needy”.
A wonderful and telling picture of my dad. He’s standing in front of a building with a sign reading “do not approach bears. Guard your food at all times.” Dad, meanwhile, is doing his best bear impression in front of the sign. Hands up in claws and a roaring expression on his face. He’s wearing a blue jacket, t shirt and blue jeans. He has glasses on.
A pink sheet cake in a pan cooling on a stove top.
The interior of one of Chicago’s train stations, looking up at a fantastic tiled ceiling. The ceiling is mostly off-white, with red squares sprinkled throughout, and multicolored “stripes” at the place where the arched ceiling meets the walls. The stripes are patterned gold, green and red. Below the stripes are the signs indicating the trains. Below this is a series of arches. There aren’t a lot of people there, and the whole scene is a little lonely.
A pretty gray and brown tabby cat looks off behind himself. His eyes are a pale yellowy-green. His ears and whiskers are all perky, and he himself has a curious look about him.
Ed, a gray and brown tabby cat, is curled up right next to my bent legs. He’s visible from about the front legs up. His mouth is slightly open and he looks like he might sneeze
Eddy, my rotten tabby cat, has curled up next to me for a nap. He’s a gray and brown tabby with big yellowy green eyes. His eyeliner is elegant.
Henry, a very big tabby boy, is laying on his right side looking back at me with big yellowy green eyes. No thoughts. Only Henry. He’s laying on a scuffed up wood floor, and a cardboard box is visible at the top left of the photo.
A middle aged white gal who looks like one million other tech workers in a gray zip up jacket - she’s me and I’m taking my picture in a mirror. My hair looks really good today which is in contrast to my face.
A meme, courtesy of my brother, which has a photo of Warren Buffett from about the shoulders up on it, reads “Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It’s fucking over. - Warren Buffett
A tabby cat is hiding in a cardboard box on my bed. His head is holding the top open and just part of his face is visible (just above the eyes to just above the nose). His eyes are sneaky, and yellowy green.
A pretty darn gorgeous pound cake that is a bright yellow in the middle and brown around the very edges. The loaf has some big cracks in it.
Morbo the Annihilator, the news monster from Futurama, wishes you a happy birthday. At the top it just says “Happy Birthday” and at the bottom It says “May death come swiftly to your enemies”
Fry from Futurama with a handful of cash, saying “Shut up and take my money”
The start/finish line of a bicycle race. As you’re looking at it, a pack of bikers fly by.
Ed stares down his tail and lowers himself to stalk it, then starts full-on chasing it in a circle. Kind of a lazy run but funny.
A gray and brown tabby cat is playing with his tail on a bed with a white comforter. In the background is a bookshelf and a table with a photo and a tv.
I am laying on the sofa with my feet under a pillow. On top of me is a tabby cat, on top of the pillow is a tabby cat and on the back of the sofa is a tabby cat. They’re all sound asleep.
Some artwork for the 1987 Nintendo game Contra. The top is an alien guarding a doorway with the two characters standing on a ledge and firing ridiculous guns up at the alien.
A hibiscus marg, which is a beautiful magenta color but the room is lit with pink lights so everything looks pink.
Ripley, a light gray tabby cat, looks bewildered and is staring with huge pupils at the camera. His whiskers are all out and perky and one ear is cocked to the side. The effect is that he looks a little crazypants.
A very grumpy light gray tabby cat is sitting next to me, leaning on my bent legs. His front paws are on my knee and his butt (not visible) is on the couch. He looks pissed off, there’s some side eye going on, the eyes are a bit squinty. He big mad.
My old man Ripley, a light gray tabby cat, scowls at the camera. His ears are flared back. He’s laying on the back of the sofa *trying to take a damn nap*. Cat tax for my vanity earlier.
A goofy middle aged white gal with shoulder length purply-brown hair and blue eyes. A couple tattoos are peeking from the collar of her shirt. She’s grinning and looking off to the side.
The cover of the album Fully Completely by The Tragically Hip. It is a series of photocopies all put together to make a sort of coherent single image. The band’s faces are visible, as are random legs and boobs. There is random stuff strewn all around including a fish and plastic numbers. The color overall fades from a dark black and blue at the top to a bright orange-red at the bottom.
Eddy, a gray and brown tabby cat, sits contentedly in the nest I left when I got out of bed. He is surrounded by gray pillows and orange and white blankets. He’s looking up defiantly as if to say “You’re not making the bed right now”. His big eyes are a bright pale green.
A little gold colored deer under a tree/shrub thing in my parents’ yard. The photo is taken through a window from inside the house. This kind of scene is apparently very ordinary here.
Jackie, sitting at the foot of a very tall cat tree. He’s a white and gray cat with big gold eyes but the pupils are HYUGE. His little nose is bright pink.
A tiny (4”x6”) watercolor painting of a man on the train. The entire painting is done in the same blue color. The man in the picture has short spiky hair and is wearing a coat and tie. He’s arching one eyebrow like the Rock. The painting is taped to a clipboard.
Three tabby cats on a sofa. The one at the end is a light gray, sleeping with his eyes shut and his left paw curled under. The one in the middle is a gray and brown tabby and is sleeping in a little ball with his front legs extended. He is fully face down on his legs. The closest one is another gray and brown tabby, with his back to us. He’s sitting up watching the other two.
Rosie, my roomie’s beloved brown Cocker Spaniel, is standing on the corner of the sofa sniffing at me. Because of the angle of the photo, her snoot appears huge and what you can see of her legs much smaller.
The “It’s fine” meme. A cartoon dog is sitting at a table, wearing a little hat. He has a coffee cup on the table. Everything around him is in flames. At the top it says “It’s fine”. At the bottom it says “everything is fine”
A photo of a young woman making a silly face. She has short red hair and blue eyes. She’s wearing a white button down shirt and a gray sweater over it.
A fresh hot banana bread in a loaf pan, resting on top of a gas stove. The top of the loaf is a medium warm brown and in places where it’s torn apart, the bread underneath is a bright yellow.
Me and all three of my cats occupying the same two square feet in the living room. I’m sitting on the edge of the sofa, next to a side table. There are two tabby cats on the side table, one looking at me, and the other looking at the first. Behind me is a light gray tabby cat perched on a heating pad on the back of the sofa.
A gif from the movie Michael Clayton where George Clooney as Michael is yelling at Tilda Swinton as Karen Crowder “Do I look like I’m negotiating?!”