SAD NIGHT CRIMES

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Quran 22:46: "Have they not travelled throughout the land so their hearts may reason, and their ears may listen? Indeed, it is not the eyes that are blind, but it is the hearts in the chests that grow blind."
try the unique 54 hole biblical miniature golf course that even features glow in the dark rounds
a very old cartoon i made in pen of me on the phone saying vanilla ice cream is boring and my ex on the other side saying "Whatever mang. Go watch shitty X-Men cartoon. Ba na na na na naSHIT, ba na na na na naSHIT"
The cover of Drawing Beautiful Women: The Frank Cho Method. A woman holding a daisy is set in front of a multicoloured (but primarily lime green) background. Around her is a halo of white leaves outlined in red.
a woman with deq tattoos (sun on chin, crescent moons on cheeks) lights two taper candles with a match. she has teal hair and long fingernails.
'gator with sunnies basking in the sun at the beach
TEXT: #Rp when you get it IMAGES: a woman rests her face against a doorhandle. corn with a pat of butter. a woman signs the register at the hotel concierge's desk. a businessperson types while speaking on the telephone.
a comic book panel - a woman with a leather jacket that reads "Bitchface" is sitting at a bar. A man in a tracksuit stands next to her. The woman at the bar is looking over her shoulder at a shadowy figure in the foreground and asking, "Hey Tara, you have any idea where Rome's at?"
bath shelf with speaker, script, pen, prosecco. BYE 👋🏽
[CAPTION: Remember, O Princess, the warrior who was so skilled in the arts of fighting that it seemed as a gift bestowed upon her by the Gods...When she was born, her lips seemed stained by the blood of the enemies she would face...and defeat. She is..BABY LIPSTICK!] The first three panels show a baby who looks like it's wearing lipstick, a young girl defeating an older boy in a play sword fight while a crowd looks on, and a young lady with an axe standing in front of a frescoed wall. The last panel is large and shows a mountain village of tents surrounded by a makeshift fence. Baby Lipstick stands in the foreground and says, "Ah, hope yon village has a place to rest my weary head...and if there be a chance to earn some gold, all the better!"
the weather forecast for next week with some sunny tues/weds/thurs with a high of 94°F
Here are some cartoons of me. In the first one I am wearing a hoodie and some pants and saying "Your mother said y'all can't sit inside and play DOOM all day." Word balloons from children off panel say, "We're not!!" "It's Perfect Dark!!" I reply, "That's what I said but she doesn't know the difference. Now go get your cousin's bag of spray paint". Four off panel cousins yell, "ART TIME!!!" In the next cartoon i am talking on one of those clear Conair phones which are hard to draw in black and white. I am saying, "Whaddya MEAN you saw your kids on CCTV on the news tagging walls??? We were at home playing DOOM!...Well, which is WORSE, dummy?"
this is a cartoon of me in pencil. I am holding a telephone with a cord in one hand and a lollipop in the other and saying "your mother owes me a chair shaped like a high heel. charge it to her card and in the memo line write 'Eidi'." (Eidi is a gift you give someone on Eid and it is usually money in an envelope)
sketchbook spread of me as a cartoon with black hair with teal tips (my hair used to look like this but i'm old now so it's white). I am talking into a lychee can held up by a clamp and listening into a ghormeh sabzi can. i am wearing blue heart-shaped sunnies and a blue and white hibiscus bikini top and i have strawberry barrettes. I am saying, "Alo? well, where the hell have y'all been? we're supposed to go to the beach!...well, are y'all ready or not yet?...whaddya mean, they "won't LET you"?? Don't tell 'em!* See you soon-" and then at the bottom it reads, *Parents and boyfriends HATE this one weird trick!
GAL SUMMER anime festival orlando 2025 i am wearing a blonde wig and white eye make + nose stripe + rhinestone face sticker, orchid hairpiece, purple beach shirt (turns pink when u touch it), tie dye nails, pink miniskirt, yellow juicy couture bag w charms. there was one (1) other gyaru at afo and she took our pic but i do not have it :(
a picture of megan fox that says "wtf is daddy issues just traumatise your father back"
The Five Blessings of Ifá by Gabrielle Felder
solomon yes!!!
this is a room full of people playing mahjong at anime festival orlando
screenshot of a discord message of me saying, "i bought a car," and then sending a picture of me holding a matchbox toyota rav 4. daryl surat replied, "Oh, that might get very good mileage."
Solomon, yes. Hes fine he can write the sermon whenever!!!! let this man post!!! 🥭
sandra bullock??? on what planet do i look like this lady??? do u need an eye exam???
this is a legal pad page full of doodles. there text on the page reads, "right before start remove captioner and then add again", "ezili danto and freda hair portraits" and "ask moosh poosh about the wii file thing he has". the rest is like stars and hearts and bubbles and squiggles and ladies.
This is a watercolour piece in blues. The top horizontal panel reads {LIKE A TEMPLE.} there are three long vertical panels: one with stars in white and gold, the second with one person reaching up to kiss an off-panel person who is reaching for them, and the last with a sunrise in white and gold. The last horizontal panel reads {BATEI MIDRASH.}, which is a hall dedicated for Torah study.
a pin up lady in a bikini with horns and bunny ears. in her right hand she has a checkered flag and in the left a big wrench. the background lettering reads "GO GO" in lime green. the lettering on the sides reads "meet me at the race track jack" and "push your pedal to my metal". there's a little text insert that reads "i'll give you a tuneup you'll never forget if you'll give my husband some lessons for the bedroom?" this is styled as a riso print but it's digital.
a procreate work in progress: devil lady with bunny ears and purple hair/lipstick
A panel from Love & Rockets (Jaime Hernandez), Vivian "Frogmouth" on her wedding day turning to former lover Maggie and saying "Jealousy's a disease. Get well soon."
a procreate sketch in light blue. it's a pin up lady in a bikini with horns and bunny ears. in her right hand she has a checkered flag and in the left a big wrench. the background lettering reads GO! GO! the lettering on the sides reads "meet me at the race track jack" and "push your pedal to my metal". there's a little text insert that reads "i'll give you a tuneup you'll never forget if you'll give my husband some lessons for the bedroom?"
here's an ATC of me as utena sticking my tongue out and giving a shaka that shows off my rose seal
a closeup of a comic panel in black and white. our heroine looks like she is disgusted and in the middle of some action! what could it be? stay tuned!!
chalk on a median that reads DYKES RULE!
This is from Do A Powerbomb! (issue 2) If you have not read it then you should read it
#DRCL midnight children volume one by shin'ichi sakamoto
a sketchbook page dated 7 khordad 1405. there is a self-portrait of me in silver earrings, a black crescent moon necklace with silver antlers, and a black and white striped shirt and it says "OOF i ate tew much". then there is a drawing of my hand holding a book. the back cover of large print books has the blurb on it, and this one is for Acceptable Risk by Lynette Eason. I could not write the whole blurb because I run outta space so my blurb reads: "Sarah Denning is a military journo being a guest instructor when she is taken hostage by the Taliban. Army Ranger Gavin Black is asked by Sarah's dad - his old commander - to go rescue her. Then she is discharged on fake psych eval and her brother killed himself." There is way more of the plot on the back but it wouldn't fit. She is supposed to now have the story of a lifetime IF she can live long enough to write it. Now there are some word balloons and the pink ones are me and the green ones are my BFF. (My BFF is an army vet.) ME: I will make fun of Christian fiction forever. BFF: Everything about this is dumb. BFF: Can I find out the truth myself as a seasoned journalist? Nah, need to hire a guy who's good at gun and outside.
a sketchbook page with a spilling glass of chai, a saffron nabat stick, cheese snack pofak, a mostly off page bottle of doogh, a persimmon, a watermelon slice, chic gum, and marukawa fusen bear gum. in between all these things are some multicoloured stars and dots.
a purple haunted house in the style of ed emberley. there are various halloween creatures in the windows, a silly black spider on the roof, and an orange jack o'lantern in the top window. a skeleton in a fez holding a martini greets you at the open door.
a procreate wip of an ed emberley style haunted house in purple with orange and black accents
Jericho hitting Rick O'Shea (bald) (from Paducah KY) with a cartoonishly large tennis racket
a mysterious ocean creature in pinks and purples with a blue border that reads "The Sea Unseen 2026 Out 8 June 2026" on the top and "updates @ seaunseenzine.carrd.co" on the bottom
HARAM
an iranian lady with blonde hair and sunglasses sits on a rock on kish island. the ocean is behind her, very green, and a blue sky with big fluffy clouds. she is wearing crocs and somehow making them look good. i am against crocs though. A’udhu billah min al-shaytan al-rajim i rebuke crocs.
a succubus stands in a shower. she is wearing a bikini and a bell around her neck. she is holding a lathered bar of soap in her right hand and asking, "don't you have any OTHER soap?"
a tweet that says "the amount of energy i have from no longer having to corral the unpredictable emotions of a dyke with mommy issues has allowed me to pick up 4 new hobbies"
my hand holding cassette tapes of madonna's true blue and en vogue's funky divas
this is a cartoon of me wearing a yellow hat that has a yellow and teal pom-pom and yellow and teal braided sides. It says "banana hat you don't like it?? I don't give a fuck."
a drawing in green marker of me sitting on the bus next to a box full of unfolded boxes and lids. i am making a very scrunched face with squiggly line mouth and undereye bags. caption reads: BARF BARF BARF PUKE. (note for fellow iranis: not snow lol)
A black and white inked Iron Man in the Steve Ditko Iron Man costume. He is flying above your head and breaking a chain over his head while looking down at the viewer menacingly. His centre whatever you call is crackling. Idk what that thing is. Thanks for looking at my art, I did this instead of packing so my coworker better be bringing me his end of this trade.
a marker drawing of a black mermaid looking in a hand mirror while fluffing her hair
scrolling through the final outpost with many many mysterious fluffy things
Mockup book cover for Loads of Love by Samson Montana, author of Joy Comes in the Morning. A lady in a satin leopard print bonnet and a pink satin dress balances a laundry basket on one hip and holds a bottle of detergent in the other. She has fluffy slippers on. She is looking over her shoulder with a little spicy glance. QR code included so you can donate before lent is over.
final outpost multiplika aferos
a screenshot of finaloutpost.net with many many mysterious fuzzy creatures!!!
a screenshot of finaloutpost.net with a small fuzzy thing on the lab page
A drawing of the Persian Goddess Anahita in blue, teal, red, gold, and black. She is rendered with a teal crown, black curly hair, blue skin, and teal lips. She has a golden halo and the foreground has teal waves and the background waves are blue; the background is bright red. At the top it reads "Ardwisur Anahid" in teal Persian outlined in black. The borders are gold and blue triangle patterned with red and teal dots, all outlined in black, along with some very squiggly freehand lotus flowers. The colour scheme is based on a poster by Egyptian artist Helmi El-Touni.
ignatz hitting krazy kat with a brick
a screenshot from Final Outpost that reads "ANOTHER PSA: Hello everyone. Once again, I am begging you to PLEASE get your eyes and ears checked if you are still seeing or hearing unexplained things around the outpost. I don't know how else to say this. The outpost is in NORMAL working condition. There are NO mysterious "fluffy things" loose in the building. THANK YOU and have a nice day. -Thad"
Abyaneh, Iran: five women in white headscarves with bright floral patterns, lots of hot pink and green
a Persian lady with a unibrow, a beauty mark, and brown eyes holds a pomegranate. Black curly hair emerges from her headscarf, which is white with a pink, red, green, and blue Abyaneh-style floral pattern. Her dress underneath is blue with a white floral pattern. the background is a medium blue. Done in Bianyo alcohol marker on glossy paper.
a pen sketch in a planner page of a girl in a leopard print hijab looking happily devious. she is saying he he he he he!!!!
a khatoon with a sun behind her, balancing sabzeh on her head. she is holding a goldfish in a bowl and her headscarf is abyaneh inspired but not quite as bright