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@saemg.bsky.social

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got 3rd place in a grade 2 science fair once. here to be silly, make friends, and occasionally talk aboot computers eh-political (he/him)

picture of declining spacex stock
Picture of the 2026 Spain FIFA team celebrating their win in the finals, with trump largely cropped out because he keeps photo bombing them
chat message: "wtf, i just learned what tri-mixing your penis is and it hurts just knowing it exists"
picture of the sun behind clouds, creating an interesting stratified effect and tons of god rays
Picture of a fizz apple with a bite taken from it showing its reddish flesh
irc/matrix log D: dafaq Z: ikr S: fr
Hand holding up a copy of meditations a translation of Marcus Aurelius' writings
Screenshot, likely off Tumblr The top half of the screenshot shows a 3D-animated scene set inside an airport security checkpoint. The characters are anthropomorphic cartoon bears from the Charmin toilet paper advertisements. - The Passenger: On the left, a large, bright red bear stands completely naked, facing away from the camera. He has his hands on his hips and is looking back over his shoulder with a neutral expression. - The Security Officer: On the right, a slightly smaller red bear wearing a blue TSA-style security uniform shirt (complete with an American flag patch on the sleeve) and dark trousers is bending forward. He is holding a handheld metal detector wand and scanning the naked bear's backside. - The Background: The setting includes a conveyor belt for luggage, a security line lane divider labeled "LANE 1," and airport signage. --- Comments: First Comment (by user trans-hank-hill) "This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications. The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear." Second Comment (by user nunown) This user replies to the first comment with a blunt, single-sentence observation that contrasts the deep philosophical analysis above it: "that bear is naked"
Professor Frink from the Simpsons teaching kindergarten, explaining the complex physics that make a toy possible on a blackboard. With the caption, "No, you can't play with it. You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do."
a bowl of nachos
screenshot of trends on bluesky showing 1. NBA, 2. WWE Raw 3. Senate News, 4. MLB, and 5. Adult Game
picture of a glorious moustache that happens to be on orhan avci's face
Nashville hot chicken sandwich, partially eaten here by someone in a red jacket
an taco shaped waffle cone with vegan chocolate peanut crunch and salted caramel ice cream, topped with toffee brittle and whipped cream
lisa simpson on stage, in front of a projector screen that reads, "Everyday someone unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day"
looking across a largely empty parking lot, a gentle hail back lit by the last of a sunny day
two screen caps from lord of the rings with subtitles: frodo: I'm glad you are with me sam: OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month
Warren Buffett telling you to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over
picture of a lone cherry blossom tree in full bloom, with pink and white petals all over
graph showing fentanyl seizures across canada-us and us-mexico borders. 2022: canada-us: 10.3 lbs mexico-us: 14,000 lbs 2023: canada-us: 1.6 lbs mexico-us: 26,700 lbs 2024: canada-us: 34.8 lbs mexico-us: 21,100 lbs courtesy of the cbc