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John Cleese as the pope exclaims to Michelangelo "Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! I may not know much about art, but I know what I like."
‘Stephen,’ he said, 'how are your bees?’ 'They are very well, I thank you; they show great activity, even enthusiasm. But,’ he added, with a slight hesitation, 'I seem to detect a certain reluctance to return to their hive.’ 'Do you mean to say you let them out?’ cried Jack. 'Do you mean that there are sixty thousand bees howling for blood in the cabin?’ 'No, no. Oh no. Not above half that number; perhaps even less. Post Captain, Patrick O’Brian
The Cat from Red Dwarf looking like Sex on Wheels.
Trash compactor scene from Star Wars IV in which Leia, Luke and Chewbacca duck down amidst the refuse as a blaster bolt fired by Han careens around bouncing off the blaster-proof walls and threatens to strike one of the heroes down.
Cary Elwes as Robin Hood “This is a target rich environment”
White text on a blue background “don’t get the discord subpoenaed”
Tom Petty holding a hollow body guitar wearing a double breasted suit with silver buttons on the sleeves and chest, underneath, a white T shirt with a big cartoony flower, surrounded by attractive circus performers and looking cool.
Detail from Trumpsiah AI generated “drawing” detail showing some kind of demon angel Statue of Liberty weirdness with maybe boobs descending from heaven holding hands with some kind of shadowy figure.
The Monty Python Spanish Inquisition bursts through the doors to begin the questioning. Pointy Pillows made out of lead pipes at the ready.
Picture of the very creepy hoarder from the movie Labyrinth. Hopefully she has a needle that looks like a corkscrew wrapped in barbed wire.
Picture of John Calvin’s corpse climbing out of a coffin in a crypt to fuck with the living by making them have bad ideas.
Danny John-Jules in his costume as the cat from Red Dwarf. Wearing a purple sequined shirt and looking so sexy he “makes men wet”
Dude with googley eyes in response to the picture with googley nipples
Carey Elwes as Robin from Robin Hood Men In Tights looking happily like he’s about to do some redistribution with the test “This is a target rich environment”
Picture of the children from Lord of the Flies, dirty, holding wooden spears wearing only underwear
Nerdy character from X-Files episode saying “I didn’t spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.”
Marty Feldman as Igor from Young Frankenstein holds a brain in a jar, next to a label saying “do not use this brain - ABNORMAL”
Black and white picture of the store from the movieClerks with the roll up door shut over the store front and a large sheet with “I ASSURE YOU WE ARE OPEN!” Written crudely in shoe polish hanging in front.