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Varvel cartoon depicting immigrants literally hopping a fence and immediately registering as Democrats
Greatest one line in a song ever. Not verse, chorus, or bridge. Just one line...
Twitter Groyper Whining About Bullying Queer Sailor Moon fans or something: We still doing “is Sailor Moon is gay?” discourse when the main girls are obviously straight? 4 screenshots follow of Shinozaki/Makoto, Urawa/Ami, Alan/Minako and Yuuichirou/Rei.
Post by johanneskoepl of an AI-generated cartoon of an AI being instructed to finish painting a fence, but instead it just replicates the patterns of the unfinished painting. I trust the irony is not lost on you.
Nyx, a small black cat with jade green eyes, sits on the edge of a shelf next to a window. She’s very cute.
Firefly Forest (left), Made Me Ink (right)
Like A Moth To A Flame - charcoal base, orange/red shimmer
Photo of my swatch sticks of Holo Taco’s “Birthday Brat” and Mooncat’s “Spaceoddity.” The nail polishes are similar, but Birthday Brat is a lighter pink and has some silver glitter.
A cropped photo of how Captain Picard normally looks (he was making a silly face for the photo)
Tomodachi Life Mii of Dan Backslide, with today's news report: Piss Bath Boom! "Ever taken a bath with a Piss floating in the water? You might, sooner than you think!"
“Dear Pay Dirt, My wife, “Lauren,” and I have two boys, ages 5 and 7. Last month, when our older son “Connor” had a birthday, my parents were going to surprise him with a trampoline. Lauren pitched a fit when she got wind of it and said the kids would be using a trampoline “over my dead body.” My wife then proceeded to rant about all of the ways kids injure themselves when using trampolines (she’s a doctor and thinks she knows everything; my sisters and I had trampolines growing up and we were fine!). She told my parents they needed to return it because we wouldn’t be accepting it. The problem is that my parents bought it months ago when it was on sale and they can no longer return it, so now they are out the money. They say we should reimburse them for the cost because they didn’t think Lauren would react so unreasonably. We can afford it and I agree. For my wife, it’s a nonstarter. According to her, it’s their fault for not checking with us before they bought it. Should I try to reason with her, or just quietly pay them back? —Trampoline Tantrum” Excerpt From “My Know-It-All Wife’s Strict Rules Mean My Parents Are Out Several Hundred Dollars. Now She’s Balking at My Solution. ” Kristin Wong Slate https://apple.news/AAGTWcHyrSmqLfknZaPFY7A This material may be protected by copyright.
Hideous Kewpie doll of Seiya
DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AS BORING AS POSSIBLE
A bespectacled man is holding a small black cat. He is glowing with love for her. She is tolerating the manhandling because she loves him too.
Footage from Tomodachi Life. Oscar the Grouch brags about his Jeopardy! prowess, only for Haruka Tenoh to inform him that she's a Jeopardy! champion.
“Dear Care and Feeding, My brother “Patrick” is an irresponsible jerk with a gambling problem. Over the years, I cannot count the number of times I and/or my parents have had to shell out money just so his kids would have food on the table and his family wouldn’t get kicked out of their home because he’d blown the mortgage money on a failed bet. Patrick’s daughter, “Astrid,” is going to college in the fall, and I am in control of a 529 account set up years ago (funded by—surprise!—me and my parents), so Astrid would have a college fund. We did the same thing for her younger sister (currently 14). Now Patrick is angry and accusing us of going behind his back with this 529 and demanding I turn over control of the other 529 to him and my sister-in-law (which she is against). Do I have permission to tell my ungrateful brother to fuck off? —Greedy Griper for a Brother Dear Brother, Well-brought up as I am, trained by my advice hero, Miss Manners, I would never give anyone permission to tell anyone, no matter how ungrateful, to fuck off (or to ” Excerpt From “My Sister Thinks She’s Found the Answer to Caring for Our Rapidly Declining Mom. There’s a Reason Why No One Does This.” Michelle Herman Slate https://apple.news/A5Uvgob4tR-yBQ67XWTu9tg This material may be protected by copyright.
MENTAL FLOSS 6 Historical Royal Families More Dysfunctional Than the Targaryens 3h ago • Meagan Bojarski
Nyx, a small black cat with jade green eyes, sits on my sunlit computer chair with a satisfied smile. The sun lighting her fur makes it look brown. The lumbar pillow behind her is covered with cat hair.
All of the Miis, starting from the bottom left corner (children of Miis exclusive to the game are denoted with a *, and are placed between their parents). BOTTOM ROW: Me [ACTUAL PERSON], Lucina*, Edwin* [MY & JAMES' KIDS], James [ACTUAL PERSON], Kenshiro [FIST OF THE NORTH STAR], Lucy MacLean [FALLOUT TV], Spock [STAR TREK: TOS], Captain Picard, Lt. Cmdr. Data [STAR TREK: TNG], Garek [STAR TREK: DS9), Ruby*, Xavier*, Kai* [GAREK & MAJIMA'S KIDS], Goro Majima, Kazuma Kiryu [YAKUZA] 2nd Row: Orson Welles [ACTUAL PERSON], Liir* [ORSON & ELPHABA'S SON], Elphaba Thropp, Glinda Upland [WICKED FILM], Dorothy Gale [1939 WIZARD OF OZ], Dan Backslide [THE DOVER BOYS], Sid* [DAN & GAGA'S KID], Lady Gaga [ACTUAL PERSON], Philip J. Fry, Fry Jr.* [FRY & LEELA'S SON], Turanga Leela, Bender Rodriguez [FUTURAMA], Duke Nukem [SELF-TITLED], Usagi Tsukino [SAILOR MOON] 3rd Row: Mamoru Chiba, Ami Mizuno, Rei Hino, Makoto Kino, Minako Aino, Chibiusa Tsukino, Haruka Tenoh, Jasmine* [HARUKA & MICHIRU'S DAUGHTER], Michiru Kaioh, Setsuna Meioh, Hotaru Tomoe [SAILOR MOON], Mabel Pines, Dipper Pines [GRAVITY FALLS] 4th Row: Grunkle Stan [GRAVITY FALLS], Rod Serling [ACTUAL PERSON], Oscar the Grouch, Bert, Ernie [SESAME STREET], Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth [ACE ATTORNEY]
Shitty daily political comic strip Mallard Fillmore depicting a middle-aged liberal man (indicated by his ponytail) and the Drunk Duck drinking at a bar. The middle aged liberal man says: “It’s not FAIR that Elon Musk gets to be a trillionaire and *I* don’t…just because he was PRIVILEGED with more work ethic, focus, persistence and risk tolerance than me.”
““So it’s gonna be forever …” Those aforementioned handkerchiefs [custom made for Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s wedding] also had this phrase, a line from Swift’s song “Blank Space,” embroidered onto them. The song is apparently a favorite of Kelce’s. But is including the ellipsis not ominous? The next line in the song: “Or it’s gonna go down in flames.” I would have rethought this one.” Excerpt From “There’s One Horrific Detail From Taylor Swift’s Wedding That Will Haunt My Nightmares” Heather Schwedel Slate https://apple.news/Ac9ePe7eIRP2GSYCWwd0jYg This material may be protected by copyright.
Nyxie, a small black cat, relaxes on a green wrought iron table. Her itty bitty nose is particularly cute today.
MENTAL FLOSS The Ultimate 5SOS Trivia Questions That Separate Casual Listeners From Superfans
Short clip from Nintendo Switch game Tomodachi Life in which Miis representing Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street decide to befriend each other over their mutual interest in discussing that "true" starts with the letter T.
Nyx, a small black cat, is comfortably curled up on her favourite cat tree overlooking a window. Her big jade green eyes are luminous.
[Tumblr user] asked a question: Can I message you on Tumblr or telegram to ask you smth please?
Glinda, speaking to Garak at a fan gathering of the hit album Taylor Swift Sneezes: I'm Glinda Upland. I spend all of my money on buying every variant of the Taylor Swift Sneezes known to Miikind. I am in tremendous debt.
Ginger, a shorthaired Calico cat, is flopped on a hardwood floor with a serious expression and a front leg extended.
Mobile Wallpaper using art assets from Sailor Moon Drops, depicting Sailor Pluto’s Space-Time Door with a colour scheme of soft pinks, purples, teal, and navy.
Minako says: Lovely, I keep my dildo in my pocket at all times. Never know when the need will arise.
My Duke “Nukum” complete trilogy floppy disk, autographed by Jon St. John.
Nyxie, a small black cat, is perched on a shelf next to a scale model of Yankee Stadium. She effectively looks like a Kitty Godzilla about to destroy something (and make the people happy).
YOU ARE... The Skeptic patron saint: Ed Zitron It's oversold, it's losing staggering amounts of money, and the harms are arriving faster than the value. You've done the math on the unit economics and it doesn't close. You are loud about this, prolific about this, and you suspect history will vindicate you.
What was the last thing that made your body feel good? Maybe it was the first sip of tea or blast of water in your morning shower, the warm silk of a cat's back arching to meet your fingers, pulling on a T-shirt softened by repeated washing or the moment you align the numbers on your bike lock and it releases with a weighty clonk? Maybe somewhere you encountered a paper coffee cup with a cardboard sleeve embossed with ridges that offered "a surprisingly gratifying tactile delight"? Maybe you've never considered paper cups much; I hadn't before I read that in Ian Bogost's The Small Stuff: The Sensory Enchantment of Everyday Life.
The Guardian Absolutely sensational! My week savouring life's little pleasures - from drilling holes to licking trees 1h ago • Emma Beddington
An old photo of me holding on to big black kitty Atticus (who was desperately trying to eat a plastic Christmas tree) and smiling ruefully.
Chibiusa from Sailor Moon wiggling her butt. The gif is captioned “I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT”.
The Sailor Moon poster, featuring the title character in her final pose from her Prism transformation. (The handwritten 23/35 numbers were the dimensions of the poster - we were getting a frame for it)
83% Woke 17% Chud 36% Techbro 64% Neo-Luddite 53% Hopepilled 47% Doomer 80% Davos 20% Dubai YOUR CLOSEST MATCH: Zohran Mamdani
I can't wait for the fat cunt's arteries to clog and the disgusting old pig drops dead whilst whining about gay men using their penises.
John Landis didn't destroy over 100 cars in The Blues Brothers so you could tell me that Al is "inevitable."
Sarah Brightman & The London Symphony Orchestra: Time To Say Goodbye
Nyx, a small black cat, prepares to give herself a good scritching
Feel free to interact and disagree, but do not cross my boundaries by attacking me or publicly disparaging my name or content to anyone, including myself. I have the right to protect myself from your abuse at your cost. I will not be harmed by your lies.
Spock attempts to foster a friendship between Goro Majima and Grunkle Stan. After Grunkle Stan asks Majima if he would prefer a large "gigantic bum" or a small "gigantic bum" (Majima chose the latter), Grunkle Stan said: "That's too bad. I'm a big fan of a big gigantic bum myself."
Mamoru Chiba from Sailor Moon episode 11, embarrassed to have been called out for being a grown man riding an amusement park choo-choo train intended for toddlers.
Nyx, a small black cat with jade green eyes, stands on a wooden table with a thoughtful expression on her face. Her whiskers look quite wonderful.
theclevermonkey... @thec... • 10s l've watched series. All characters are technically "trans" as they've been converted into abstract forms or gender neutral characters. There is no sex or sexual orientation mentioned at all. Series is SUPER but in no way sexual in the least. Series is deep af, exploring ideas of self & belonging. + Removed by you
Mental Age Test X poomang Mental Age: 24 "No money but want it all"
Photo of a small wild hare sniffing around some wooden steps. Its ears are pulled back.
Two panel political cartoon by A.F. Branco. Panel 1 shows the Washington Monument and its nearby Reflecting Pool’s water looking gross and green with algae. He made sure to include stink lines. The sky is overcast. Panel 2 shows the same structures, but now the Reflecting Pool’s blue and, well, reflecting the Monument. The sky is bright blue. In the bottom corner, Trump gives a thumbs up and says “Happy 250th, America,” simultaneously implying not only that the already failed refurbishment of a single structure in Washington DC was all that the broken country needed, but that he can also somehow control the weather.
Ginger, a beautiful Calico cat, hangs out on her favourite IKEA footstool. She is looking off into the distance thoughtfully.
TORONTO STAR BREAKING NEWS - HEADLINES & TOP STORIES | THE STAR UFOs exist. Aliens? Maybe. The truth is out there - but whose [sic] going to tell us about it? The truth about UFOs and aliens is out there - and governments have been declassifying their secret files June 18, 2026
Nyx, a small black cat, looks up at me curiously as she plays inside a cardboard box.
Screenshot from Tomodachi Life. Usagi, rejecting a friendly conversation: Hard pass on wistfully stargazing. I'm more into excessive studying. If you are unfamiliar with Sailor Moon, Usagi HATES studying more than anything else.
Tomodachi Life gameplay footage in which a Mii representing Chibiusa Tsukino from Sailor Moon has a conversation with a Mii representing me about how I feel about "a whole lotta waterrrrrrr." The automated voices in the game can't quite handle the text.
Nyxie, a small black cat, is flopped over on a sunlit white chair. Her face is relaxed and blissful.
Ginger, a beautiful shorthaired Calico cat, sits on a wooden table with her front legs folded around her. She has a bright, curious expression.
Archie’s Weird Mysteries, an animated sci-fi/horror spinoff of the Archie Comics series.
Updated "class photo" of all of my current Tomodachi Life Miis. They are standing in rows. From left to right, starting from the bottom row: Me, Lucina (mine and James' daughter), James, Lady Gaga [Based off her appearance in the Poker Face music video], Kenshiro [Fist of the North Star], Lucy MacLean [Fallout TV], Spock [Star Trek: TOS], Elim Garak [Star Trek: DS9], Ruby and Xavier (Garak & Majima's children), Goro Majima [Yakuza] Kazuma Kiryu [Yakuza], Orson Welles [based off of the "ahhhh the French champagne" ad], Liir (Orson & Elphaba's son), Elphaba Thropp, Glinda Upland [both from the Wicked Films], Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela, Bender Rodriguez [all from Futurama], Duke Nukem [self-titled series] Usagi Tsukino, Mamoru Chiba, Ami Mizuno, Rei Hino, Makoto Kino, Minako Aino, Chibiusa Tsukino, Haruka Tenoh, Michiru Kaioh Setsuna Meioh, Hotaru Tomoe [All from Sailor Moon], Mabel Pines, Dipper Pines, Grunkle Stan [All from Gravity Falls], Rod Serling [based off his appearances in The Twilght Zone]