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Scene from blazing saddles where corrupt Governor tells his consultant "we have to protect our phony baloney job"
Evelyn Normielib meme showing how pissed and motivated formerly spaghetti spined Democrats have become. Shows the nice middle-aged lady, with a in this house we believe sign behind her. A bullet list appears below her: - Retired teacher - Voted for Buddha judge in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson. - a very Jacobin quote saying "the blood of the time is Stillwater our fields."
Governor from Blazing Saddles, "we've got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen" with both a man and a woman in the room
Opinion News heading: Here's Why It Would Be A Mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes By Some Rich Asshole
Ridiculous AI generated image of American state fair with huge crowds
Truman quote, to which you can eat shit by: Socialism is a scare word they have hurled at every advance the people have made in the last 20 years. Socialism is what they call public power. Socialism is what they called social security socialism is what they called farm price reports socialism is what they call the bank deposit insurance. Socialism is what they called the growth of freed and independent labor organizations. Socialism is a name for almost anything that helps the people. Harry Truman 1952
Obvious AI edit where a kayak is being speared by pole
Scene from blazing saddles where Mel brooks, as Governor William J. Le Petomane, says we got to protect our phony bologn a jobs
Picture of DW from the cartoon Arthur, looking at a sign on a door, and her saying "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
Dream capture from the old TV show Police Squad. It says, tonight's episode: the writers barely disguised fetish
Fake headline Here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences Rich assholes By Some Rich Asshole
Bryan Johnson in 2018 and 2024
The I studied the blade meme
The "I studied the blade" meme, that shows how an antisocial dork rationalizes all his nerd crap and lack of social skills, because he was preparing to keep the barbarians away. Has never kissed a girl or touched a boob
Michael Corleone from The Godfather saying "My offer is this: nothing."
Picture of a tweet by Egg Price Sufferer: Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people", and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the Eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
White with a sign that says Get a brain, morans
Hegseth as the Joker, because he is as maniacal and criminally insane as the Joker
Two panel joke meme. Top panel says the old-fashioned upside down calculator that spells out boobies. Second lower panels chose a Star Wars Imperial officer saying, it's an older cold, sir, but it still checks out
Picture of President Truman with the quote, given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a republican, people will vote for the real Republican all the time.
Weenie-ass looking monarch saying: Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Quote from douchebro in Financial Times: "I feel liberated," says a top (ha!) banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' without fear of getting cancelled... it's a new dawn." Yeah, a "dawn" facing west you asshole
They don't even bother to lie anymore scene from Andor
"Given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a Republican, people will vote for the real Republican all the time.” — Harry S. Truman
Given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a Republican, people will vote for the real Republican all the time.” — Harry S. Truman
Given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a Republican, people will vote for the real Republican all the time.” — Harry S. Truman
If I see a Confederate flag finding someone's yard I should leave be allowed to burn their house down. Bernie Confederate buildings is a proud Yankee tradition. It's heritage, not hate.
If you're unemployed it's not because there isn't any work. Just look around: a housing shortage, crime, pollution. We need better schools and parks. Whatever our needs, they all require work. And as long as we have on satisfied needs, there's work to be done. So ask yourself, what kind of world has work but no jobs? It's a world where work is not related to satisfying our needs, a world where work is only related to satisfying The profit needs of business. This country was not built by the huge corporations or government bureaucracies. It was built by people who work. It is working people who should control the work to be done. Yeah, as long as employment is tied to somebody else's profits, the work won't get done.
If you're unemployed, it's not because there isn't any work. Just look around: a housing shortage, crime, pollution. We need better schools and parks. Whatever our need, they all require work. And as long as we have unsatisfied needs, there's work to be done. So ask yourself, what kind of world has work but no jobs? It's a world where work is not related to satisfying our needs, a world where work is only related to satisfying The profit needs of business. This country was not built by the huge corporation for government bureaucracies. It was built by people who work. And it is working people who should control the work to be done. Yet, as long as employment is tied to somebody else's profits, the work won't get done.
All the ESPN people picking the Texans and feeling sad when they were wrong
Panel from preacher comic. Preacher says, why is it that greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? You! Where the fuck is your chin?
Panel from preacher comic. Preacher says, why is it that greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! Where the fuck is your chin?
Brendel writes: Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each other to go "this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn't understand normal sane Americans crave" and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like "leprechauns are real and I'm going to cook one."
Fake headline. Opinion. Here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences Rich assholes. By some rich asshole
Fake opinion column title: Here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences Rich Assholes By Some Rich Asshole
Two articles a few months apart. The first one from TechCrunch says "Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company's code was written by AI. " Second article is from hacker News, that says "Microsoft admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken"
Citation from Wikipedia, under the suction controversy. Iglesias arguing and then double downing on his firm belief that poor people need to die so he can have a higher standard of living without having to actually pay for it. What an asshole.
Time Crunch Breakdown of CEOs' time in a 55-hour workweek, on average: 18 HOURS MEETINGS 20 MISCELLANEOUS* *Travel, exercise personal appointments and other activities 2 PHONE CALLS 2 CONFERENCE CALLS 2 PUBLIC EVENTS 5 BUSINESS MEALS 6 WORKING ALONE Note: Survey drawn from 65 CEOS whose activity was recorded in November 2009 Source: Executive Time Use Project The Wall Street Journal