sallycrow

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Traditional comics for traditional hooligans ft. alt text #MiscreantsComic triweekly (TUE, THU, SAT) #BrainmazeStew #art, #comic, #music are my usual tags https://salad1021.neocities.org/ is my unkempt site Banner by @abitofepicness.bsky.social‬

A seven-panel comic. Flick walks into Arsenic's kitchen, holding some rocks. "You know what they say about microwaving rocks!" Arsenic blocks the microwave defensively and exclaims, "OH no! Not after the tinfoil thing!" Flick looks at him in a quiet disbelief. Her smile fades, as she starts, "I mean... if you don't wanna," her demeanor shifts into one of utter despair, "... cure these rocks of their terminal illnesses..." Arsenic quickly gets out of the way. "No-no! Go ahead," he says in a panic. In the next panel, the two look on at a house that is totally ravaged by a too-large fire.
A seven-panel comic. Soup focuses very hard on their index finger. Arsenic leans in to look. Suddenly, their fingertip ignites! The two stare. Arsenic is hit with an idea. The two go over and wish Flo and Chloe a "Happy Birthday!" Soup's entire hand is shoved into the side of the cake, their finger sticking out of it like a makeshift candle. The twins whisper among themselves. Flo comments, "Our birthday was last month..." Chloe points out, "It's FREE cake." Flo looks over at Soup, grinning as they hold out the cake, "Is that their hand in-" Chloe interrupts, "-In the FREE cake?"
A four-panel comic, technically. The Maulsworth family eats dinner. Flo quietly works away at her plate, Mrs. Maulsworth talks on and on, and Mr. Maulsworth glances over at Chloe, who hasn't touched her plate at all. She seems upset. As the mom continues talking, we see a point-of-view from the father, where Chloe fades out of existence. It is revealed to be her walking out of the panel. She wanders along the page, and stumbles upon her schoolteacher, reading a book. She notices Chloe and comments, "Nice place for some peace and quiet, huh?"
Between two panels of an otherwise ordinary comic strip featuring an assumedly mundane joke, stands a character, outside of the bounds of time. She approaches an oddly-shaped tree. Narration floats above it: “Now, who could this be?”
A three-panel comic. Flo asks, "Flick, can you teach me word magic?" Flick says, "Oh, like-" The next panels are circular, showing Flo's point-of-view. Flick is still speaking, though we can't see what she says. She reaches up into the air, and brings down the word "this," with a question mark attached to it, presumably from what she was saying.
A three-panel comic. Sneeze and Zip are hanging out, outside. They're drinking a coffee and an energy drink respectively. Sneeze comments, "Been getting this sudden sharp pain in my chest, as of late..." Zip, in a desperate panic, explains, "Oh- Your biggest hater can stop time a-and then attacks you!!" Sneeze is absolutely unamused by this, saying, "Come on, be real!" Little do they know, Zip was not merely speculating. To the despair of all who know, Sneeze's biggest hater is behind a bush, holding a stopwatch and a knife.
A three-panel comic. Swap approaches Jot, saying, "Ooh... I could really use $1000 right now..." Jot is absolutely unamused. She reaches up for a label that has Swap's name, and three buttons: bold, italic, and underline. She pressed the italic button. Swap is unaware of what's going on, but is suddenly tilted to an angle. Unfortunately, she seems to be leaning just over some stairs, unready to tumble...
A screenshot of a Youtube video. “missing out,” posted by @salad1021. This frame of the video is of a little house, alone in an open field. Fire is seen on the horizon, as clouds or smoke fill the red sky.
A two-panel comic. The Spick-n-Span duo (two robots, one has cat ears, and the other has dog ears) are at home. The cat-eared one reads the newspaper, upset, lamenting, "Things were nicer when I was a kid..." The dog-eared one looks back from cleaning a window, with a sympathetic expression. The second panel seems to be a flashback, in sepia tone. A little cat is playing with a doll and toy car, completely oblivious to the screams of agony, pleads for help, and the burning landscape that is just outside.
A four-panel comic. Cabbage, referring to the horrible-face coin Flick is holding, asks, “Do you hate it?” Flick immediately responds, “Yes!” Cabbage then asks, “How much Flick yells, “A lot!” The background becomes pitch black, as Cabbage replies, “PERFECT.” Flick proceeds to seal Cabbage behind a brick wall, Cask of Amontillado style.
A four-panel comic. Instructions are presented. 1. Insert Coin. Flick puts a coin in the mouth of Cabbage, her robot. 2. Crank. She proceeds to crank Cabbage's tail, as something happens inside its head. She holds the result in her hand and covers her face, in an aura of despair. Cabbage seems to smile. Where the fourth panel would be, instead is the result of this process. It is an elongated piece of metal with a horrible face imprinted on it. Green sparkles surround this disgrace.
A three-panel comic. Flick walks up to jot and thinks to herself, "Can I bribe her out of giving homework?" Jot notices this and pops her thought bubble with a pin. Flick looks utterly lost. Jot asks, "Had something to say?" Flick thinks as hard as she can, to no avail.
An 8-panel comic, drawn in a low-resolution, black-and-white style. A toothed creature wears a sticker that says “SALE.” It gestures towards a hanging cage, containing a wig. It says, “I’m selling Jim’s hair for $1.” Eyeguy shouts, “$2!” The seller clarifies, “It is not an AUCTION!” Eyeguy continues, “$3!” (Not 3 factorial. Grow up.) The seller sees that there are now 3 copies of Jim’s hair. “Holy huacamol e, kid. My stock, is INCREASING!” Eyeguy cheers, “YIPEE! YAHOO!” This panel is duplicated six more times, to fit within a single, larger panel. It is then duplicated again, overlapped on itself, creating a visual mess. He is cheering, though! This is excellent.
You are in a coma. Zeit and Gretta visit your hospital room, sadness in their eyes.
A four-panel comic. Flick carries a stack of boxes up a sloped sidewalk. Cabbage, her robot, follows behind. Flick looks back, noticing a label above Cabbage’s head. Its name is written out, and Flick notices that the word “bag” within the name is emphasized. She goes to reach for it, but the label floats out of reach. Flick goes back to carrying the boxes, now grumpy, as Cabbage’s expression is unchanged, the label still far above it.
A little piece of art; a low-resolution drawing My little crow mascot wears glasses and a monocle to read a dictionary. It imagines itself with a tall forehead, extended by the sheer size of its brain, and stamped as “smart”.
A page filled with drawings of my characters. From left to right, top to bottom: Jot looks to the side apprehensively. Flick wheels Cabbage around in a wagon. Flo looks excitedly at Cabbage, who is unfazed by being aflame. A strange little onion boy is promptly canned. Flick holds two words: “This” and “That”. Jot is labeled with “What does she even do?” Mayor Maulsworth smiles widely. Soup and Chloe stand next to each other. Swap points with suspicion. Chloe holds a baseball bat, as Cabbage tells her, “See you soon…”
Elnina from Deltarune, but she is just a head with arms and legs.
A low-resolution image. Its text content reads as such: “I don’t have ‘TAKES’. I don’t have ‘beef’. I have a JOB (job), so I can buy more dr pepper mmmm yumy mmmm soba…” An illustration accompanies this. It is my little crow mascot announcing all of this through a microphone. The proportions are wack, and some of the color is poorly filled in… but the bars are hard, no?
A three-panel comic. Flick, Arsenic, and Chloe are gathered together. They think aloud, "A group name...? 'The Scoundrels,' 'The Ruffians?" Cabbage approaches them, asking, "HOW ABOUT MISCRE-" Before it can finish talking, the three have already buried under a pile of dirt. Its legs stick out of the top, as the others turn their backs in a monochrome, harshly-lit display of power and ruthlessness.
A seven-panel comic. Flo presents a tray, "Guess who made cookies!?" Flick and Soup get one each. Flick exclaims, "Ooh! Chocolate chip! My favorite!" Flo looks at her anxiously. Flick takes a bite. "RAISIN?" Flo looks down in disappointment. Flick is quick to reassure her, "No! Uh- It's OK! We love raisins!" Flo is relieved, saying, "Oh good! I'll make some next time..." Flick and Soup look at her with a beautiful wonder in their eyes. Flick quickly says, "NO that's OK." (The "no" is large, and made up of smaller "no's".)
A two-panel comic. Lead enters the restaurant. She asks, "'Scuse me, do you allow service animals?" Berry handles a stack of something, and looks back to respond, "Of course!" As he goes back to whatever he's doing, Lead returns with a gigantic horned monster. (Its name is Rumor!)
A seven-panel comic. Flick points at herself and says, "My eye color is red!" Flo points at herself and says, "Mine's gold!" Soup, oh poor Soup, points at themself, with a lone exclamation mark. They do not seem to have a distinct eye color. Chloe does not point at herself; she stands still, surrounded by a dark aura. Flick politely asks her, "What's yours?" Chloe responds, "'Whuzzi.'" As Flick begins to search her mind for what color that could possibly be, Chloe begins to snicker. She interrupts Flick's thinking, yelling, "Whuzzi-to you!?" The power of this joke evaporates Flick in a concentrated beam of energy.
A cartoon being passionately yelling as hard as it can into a microphone. It isn’t connected to anything, though it should be. It’s the thought that counts. It’s giving its all.
A four-panel comic. Flo holds a brush and explains, "The humidity KINDA messed up her look..." Soup is covering their eyes with their hands. Flo points and lightheartedly demands, "Just... don't laugh!" Soup gives two thumbs up, the brim of their hat obscuring their vision. A spotlight beams down onto Flick, who walks in. Her feathers are puffed out in a way that makes her look like a pompom. She says a simple "Hi." Soup looks in complete surprise. They try to hold in a laugh, puckering their entire face with all their strength and visibly shaking.
A four-panel comic. "Is that... a flying saucer!?" Indeed, one seems to fly over the city. Flo watches it through binoculars, afraid and surprised. Flick smirks and retorts, "A 'flying sauce,' 'er what?" A beam, presumably from the saucer, shines down on Flick. The two are frozen in shock. Suddenly, a tomato falls and splats on Flick's head.
A four-panel comic. Flick approaches Chloe and asks, “What WOULD you have named yourself?” Chloe responds, “Something that suits me better.” Flick then asks, “… Better… than ‘Golfball’?” As she tries her hardest to keep from giggling, Chloe clarifies, “Than ‘Chloe’! Anything’s better than ‘Golfball’!”
An eight-panel comic. Flick runs a stand, offering name changes for $50. Chloe approaches her and asks, "So... whatcha got?" Flick pulls out a brilliant name that shines with majesty: "GOLFBALL". Chloe silently glares at her, causing her to shed a single sweat droplet. Flick proceeds to show more names. "DIRT JR., SANDAL, SKIN GRAFT III." All to no avail. We then see her alone, wing covering her face in disappointed embarrassment. The text on the stand is changed, now offering name changes for negative $50.
A three-panel comic. Ants crawl up a soda can. Sneeze picks it up absentmindedly and takes a drink. They are later seen in therapy, visibly disturbed. The therapist is also disturbed.
A three-panel comic. Cabbage lays motionless on the control panel of The Machine, smoke emitting from its head. Flick pokes its forehead and yells, "Quit that!" Cabbage jots awake, the smoke stopping instantly. It excuses itself, "Apologies. Burnout." This doesn't seem to aleviate any of Flick's visible concern.
Four characters drawn in 16 by 16 pixel spaces. Flo is pink, wears blue, and has fluffy hair. Flick is a bird character with a ponytail who is blue and wears pinkish red. Chloe is light blue, wears a hoodie and a hat that obscures her eyes. Soup is a white character with red clothes, a hat, and loose long hair.
A tall silhouette with cat ears and glowing green eyes curiously puppets a simplistic white mannequin.
A low-resolution, quick doodle of a scene. Flo, Chloe, and their mother are at the dinner table, the two kids eating cereal. Their mother looks concernedly at the window. Behind it is a being with a horrible, smiling face. There is text that reads, “WHO IS THIS?” An arrow points at the being.
A three-panel comic. Flick shakes an 8-ball, asking, “OK! Should I have burger or macaroni?” The ball has this to say: “BBQ SAUCE.” Flick’s despair transcends the level of detail portrayed before.
A two-panel comic. Velvet prepares his big hand for a high five with Swap. Unfortunately, he swings and knocks her over. Her body, minus her still-standing legs, is stretched to the ground. Velvet's eyes are excessively teary and sad.
A four-panel comic. Flick is distraught! Her 8-Ball toy is broken and leaking everywhere. She intently looks over to Cabbage, who stares absentmindedly at its machine. She goes over and gives Cabbage's head a pretty rough shaking up, asking, "Cabbage, should I have a burger or macaroni?" After letting go, Cabbage is dizzy and seeing stars. Seemingly in response to Flick, its pupils change shape to that of a fish.
Chloe is at an arcade cabinet. Flick says, "Wow! Hi 'Chole'. Nice name ya got there!" Chloe responds, "Shut up!"
A three-panel comic. Swap is smiling! Jot approaches her and asks, "Why are you so happy?" Suddenly, confetti floats down as Swap cheers, "I don't have a credit score!!"
A three-panel comic. Berry eats ice cream while walking with his aunt. Suddenly, the aunt's phone goes off with a loud "RING! RING!" The ice cream is launched high into the sky. Berry's aunt answers, "Hello?" He looks high up, to see if he can spot the treat, lost forever in the cosmos...
A screenshot of a Scratch profile. "ProPlayer1021; Scratcher; Joined 10 years, 1 month ago; United States. The profile picture is a basic, black-and-white drawing of a cartoon person wearing a hat.
A three-panel comic. Swap is folding some clothes, and sees Flick and Soup approach. "Welcome back, ki-" Her greeting is cut short, as she is shocked to see something, exclaiming, "SOUP WHAT HAPPENED." Flick looks over without much worry. We see Soup, pitch red. They nonchalantly gesture to themself, seeming to explain that it was the sun's doing.
A four-panel comic. The outside view of a building shows a silhouette through a window. "Is it really sustainable?" Inside, two police officers are talking to each other. "Moving HQ EVERY time?" The outside view is shown to be an apartment building. Flick looks up at it. She is then shown to be eagerly holding a match and container of gasoline.
A five-panel comic. Arsenic holds out a small beetle, on the tip of his finger. He says to Flick, "If you can read minds, try this bug!" The beetle is shown thinking of bushes, with many leaves, tasty and green. Flick, underwhelmed, says, "Oh, it's just-" Before she can finish her sentence, she realizes something else she can say instead. She walks away, smugly saying, "Nah... You do NOT wanna know..." Arsenic is surprised and yells, "WHAT!? NO! TELL ME!!"
A four-panel comic. Flo tells Flick, "I made custom chess pieces!" She shows three pieces off. Flick is a short piece, Flo is a tall one, and Soup is notably the knight, or at least shaped like a horse. Flick exclaims, "I'M THE PAWN!?" Flo corrects her, "Pawns*." We see a menacing view of several Flick pawns lined up on a chess board.
A crow wears a very tall hat, tall enough to fit the following (very pretentious and melodramatic) text: “Pages of fulfilled dreams surround me. Instruments of old masters cover my desk. I walk this barren earth, my hands stained with ink, as the ghost of a lost medium follows me and the few who chose to reclaim it.” All the while, the crow is rambling, “What’s 9+10? 21. haha. You stupid! No I not! What’s 9+10? You stupid!”
A three-panel comic. Swap sneaks up to the front door of a house and rings the doorbell. "DING DONG!" Inside, Zip winces and thinks to himself, "Tax season already?" He wields a ridiculously big morning star.
A three-panel comic. Flick holds a "can", and the letters "D, Y". Chloe approaches her and asks, "Don't you ever realize you're literally magical?" Flick combines the objects in her hands to create "candy"! She responds, "Big deal, our teacher can do way more." She continues, "'Sides, you can disappear like it's nothin'!" Chloe walks off the side of the last panel, saying, "Touché."
A four-panel comic. Flick and Chloe are at a store. Flick points at a shelf and says, "Chloe, look!" It's a bag of "BIG Chips", bragging "20% reduced heavy metals!" Flick comments, "Just like the genre!" As Chloe begins to wince, Flick continues, "Get it? Like the-" Chloe yells (in lowercase, and featuring a very big exclamation mark), "We've been eating poison!"
A mockup of a loading screen. It features a title, “Flick’s Quirky Tips” (the “i” in “tips” is a lightbulb, for additional quirky points). Flick says, “The best things in life start with the end of the upper class!”
A five-panel comic. Flo holds a bag of despair, and a piece from it. She has tears in her eyes. Flick approaches her and asks, "Wow! Those work?" She grabs a piece and eats it, with a "munch" and "crunch". "Nuthin'..." she comments. Flo shoots out so many tears. She yells, "I know, but they were $20!!" (Whether those exclamation marks are punctuation, or the symbol for "factorial" is up to you.) The tears overwhelm Flick, spraying her away through the sheer pressure.
A four-panel comic. Swap, wearing a hat, glasses, and holding a pitcher, says "Guess who made juice!?" Flick reacts with millions of tears shooting out of her eyes at pressure washer speeds. "GLOBERT! NO!!!!!!!" A framed picture of Grandiose Globert the Pineapple (who wears a hat and glasses) is accompanied by a lone flower. As Flick mourns desaturatedly, Swap holds out a glass of the juice while saying, "It's not gonna drink itself!"
A rendition of the last panel from the quoted post’s comic. Flick snickers to herself as Flo stands behind, frustrated.
A four-panel comic. Flick wheels around a pineapple (from the previous episode) in a wagon. It is wearing small, round glasses and a tiny hat. She passes a massive crowd, all celebrating the pineapple's presence, holding up various signs with hearts and its name, "Globert". They take pictures, cheer, jump in the air, have planes fly by with a banner with its name, the works. Later, she walks by a random person who comments under his breath, "What a dumb pineapple." Flick turns to look behind, obscuring her face from us. We then cut to a milk carton. A photo of the random person is on it, labeled "MISSING".
A rendition of panel three from the quoted post’s image, wherein Jot glares in suspicion at Flick, who wears a poor disguise (glasses with a fake nose and mustache).
A three-panel comic. Jot holds up a pineapple and asks the class, "What's the name of this fruit?" Flick raises her hand and shouts, "GRANDIOSE GLOBERT II." Jot looks in annoyance at the newly applied label, pointing at the pineapple. The fruit's name is indeed Grandiose Globert II.
A three-panel comic. As Jot walks in the park, she thinks, "What a nice day to have secrets..." Flick looks eagerly up at the thought bubble. Jot continues thinking, "Good thing no one can snoop on my THOUGHTS!" Flick is surprised at this, and quickly puts on a 'disguise' consisting of glasses, a nose, and a mustache, right before Jot turns to glare at her.
A five-panel comic. A witch stirs her cauldron, full of bubbling sludge. "Finally..." she says, "A permanent CURE for seasonal allergies!" She pulls out a golden cube, victorious. Sneeze walks in and hands over an envelope, "Hey, this just came in for you." The witch opens it and reads the enclosed letter... "CEASE AND DESIST. BIG POLLEN CORPORATION."
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A three-panel comic. Sneeze stands at the kitchen counter. A single slice of bread is taken out of its bag, with red stuff on it. They hold a bottle and say, "New recipe: hot sauce sandwich." The bottle features a small and wrinkly pepper, and reads, "SUPER KILL." They go in for a bite. Suddenly, hospital bed. On fire. Whole thing's on fire. Ouch.
A three-panel comic. Flick reads from a book, and thinks to herself, "Beyond a shadow of a doubt? Yeah right..." She looks behind, to see her shadow. "Yeah right...?" The shadow's thinking bubble reads, "You'd better believe it!"