Superwritermom

@sallykilpatrick.bsky.social

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Failed housekeeper, accidental cattle rustler, accomplished novelist. https://tap.bio/@Superwritermom

There are books and a little cartoon devil because I'm promoting my newsletter which will now have acts of pettiness in celebration of Little Miss Petty out March 2026
Graphic of my book Nobody’s Perfect (pink cover with merit badges on the cover) with a Georgia Author of the Year graphic
All of my books with bonus stuffed possum. The Happy Hour Choir is front and center since it’s having a birthday.
Text with “Perfectionism is fear in a fancy dress.” highlighted.
A black cat and a muted tortoiseshell cat all wrapped up in one another
Sally Kilpatrick in a caftan of many colors
Two beautiful smiling girls who don’t have to be child brides.
Laptop with hands to advertise my online class Laughter is Serious Business. It's on Savvy Authors and will be held Feb 17-28. fee is $30. They say "for members" but I think it's straight up $30.
Chiefs went into halftime 24 down and they re not coming out of halftime the biggest loser by Doug Nichols
Participating author for VOWforgirls, an organization that promotes a girl’s freedom not to be married off as a child because every GIRL deserves a Happily Ever After. Link is in bio.
Quiz results: you are Nina (the idealist) Leader of the team, secret clone, badass warrior for good. You are here to make the world better. Sometimes that means feeding the hungry, preserving art, and helping the community. Sometimes it means kicking some bully ass. Hard.
Screen shot of Monopoly Go that shows Dystopia land complete with several buildings being destroyed.
Sign that says “It costs $0.00 to be petty…and I love free shit”
Weather report showing high of 58 today with a drop to 23 degrees tomorrow
Newsletter subscribers get a free e-copy of Snowbound in Vegas. The book cover has a picture of sock feet in front of a fire. The socks have tiny moose. Mooses? Meese? Aren’t you glad you clicked on alt text for this moment?
My handsome husband in a tux. Me in a formal with the girls out and on display. We look like the happy, smiling couple we are.
A picture of my novel Nobody’s Perfect with the caption “Hi, I’m new”
Painting of Jael killing that dude with a tent spike with the caption “Girls will be girls”
Text from The Author’s Guide to Murder that says “The photograph was taken and posted by an account belonging to a writer named Deanna Raybourn…”
Evie and Rick O’Connell finally kissing in the sunset at the end of The Mummy
Packet of peanut M&Ms
Picture of my new book, Nobody’s Perfect on a purple background. Cover includes badges of a broken heart taped together, a glass of wine, a tattoo that says Mom, a bruised banana, and a bra with a slash over it
Ryan, me, Their Majesty, Kim, and Rick ready to see Janet and Ludacris
Me and my BFF finally making it to NKOTB lo 32-33 years later than originally promised. It may take me a while, but I will eventually get there.
Chuck Wendig skeets “hey just checking in is it legal yet to murder a guy with his own leaf blower, just wanted to see where we were with that” and Sally Kilpatrick replied “I feel a jury of your peers, like me, would not convict you”
Launch party info: 12/4 from 6pm until 9pm at Painted Horse Winery in Alpharetta, GA. You can preorder at www.sallykilpatrick.com
Poster for parody cop show Sledgehammer with requisite Black Chief, pretty woman partner, and white man who loves his gun enough to put it to bed at night on its own pillow
Painting of Jael about to drive a stake through Sisera’s head
I'm having a launch party for my book Nobody's Perfect at Painted Horse Winery on December 4th
A tortie and a black who are either hugging or the first is strangling the second. It’s hard to say.
Photo of Uranus with caption “Uranus may have been misunderstood for nearly 40 years.”
From Duo, the French for you drink too much coffee
Photo of my book Nobody’s Perfect, which has badges of bruised bananas, a glass of wine, an unclamped bra, and a tattoo that says Mom
Basically, you can get a copy of my romantic novella Snowbound in Vegas if you sign up for my newsletter. Link in bio.
A West Tennessee sunset: blanket of grass and trees not yet budded out with orange sherbet clouds against a darkening sky
My cat oh so helpfully sitting on my manuscript
Mrs White in Clue doing her famous “Flames…on the side of my face” speech
Cast of the sitcom Ghosts. It’s the American one.
Picture of a bag of Ricola max throat care cough drops with “extra menthol liquid center.”
Dolly Parton dressed as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader
Me, reaching over a gate to pet a cow with a bag of wine in my other arm.
Black cat with narrowed eyes who is lounging on my list next to my mug that says “writer”
It’s a whole long passage, but the highlighted line says “We’d rather be pissed off, bitter, raging inside than risk an awkward conversation that might actually help this person and make the world a better place.” That’s the gist.
Socks wrapped together and bursting forth from the drawer
Black cat lying on the table where she’s not supposed to be with her head draped over my wrist