Sara Hoffman

@salsus.bsky.social

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web analyzing [ lesbian in a hat ] You can call me Hoff (they/them) GA4, GTM, BigQuery, GMP Hire me: https://inahat.co/hirehoff

Screenshot of app release notes from the last 2 months for the Starbucks app showing 8 individual releases that all say “We made some changes to make things run smoother”
MeasureCamp DC promotion image with the Chinatown Metro fan as the backdrop. October 4th, 2025 from 9a to 5p. Location is the District Architecture Center at 421 7th St NW, the Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro station.
Screenshot of a search feature where a user can select the number of "Rows per page:" The dropdown value says 10 and the text to the right that states the number of results shown in the information returned says "11-9 of 9"
I’m doing my part (meme from the movie Starship Troopers)
🚨 URGENT: PLEASE HELP US FIND MY DAD My dad is on an extended work trip in New Mexico and went missing over the weekend in Las Cruces. We haven't been able to reach him via phone or email, and his car was found along State Road 185 (mile 19 marker) near the entrance to a trail. We think he most likely went hiking and either got lost or injured out there. There is a search and rescue effort out for him, but if you know anyone in that region, please share this with them. Name: Yuji Yokoyama Description: - Age: 73 - Gender: Male - Race: Asian - Hair Color: White/Gray - Eye Color: Brown - Height: 5’6” - Weight: approximately 180 lbs - Last Known Location: State Road 185 mile marker 19 in Las Cruces, New Mexico on June 29, 2025 around 12pm noon. - Last Seen Wearing: a blue cap 🧢, white polo shirt, and gray long pants PLEASE HELP If you are in the area or can help with the search, or if you have any information that could lead to his whereabouts, please contact New Mexico State Police D4 Las Cruces at 575-382-2500. New Mexico Department of Public Safety Missing Person Hotline 1-800-457-3463
Photo of a sign at Alamo Drafthouse explaining ordering before a show with a QR code on your phone.
Old poster of Notorious B.I.G, big poppa, for Mo Money, Mo Problems designed to look like a dollar bill. Off to the left is the corner of a sink and a towel hanging from a hook on the wall, because there is a toilet across from the poster.
A smiling tween with her face painted in the bi-flag colors of pink, purple, and blue taking a picture with their smiling parent who is wearing a hat and sunglasses. Together, they’re standing in front of a bus with rainbow colors that says World Pride 2025 (Washington, DC)
Sleeve of a grey, blue, and white plaid shirt sleeve with visible mending in a repeating plus sign pattern.
Screenshot from the application called Timehop that shows you “this day in history” via your photos and social media. The screenshot is of their last screen where they typically have a silly quote and their mascot, Abe, is in a costume or something. This is a grid of 9 images of Abe, with “NINE YEARS!” in large letters followed by “…and counting.” Below is a pink ribbon on a stack of other ribbons centered around the number 3285 which equals 9 years.
Photo taken on the roof of a building, pictured are several air conditioning units. The central unit is leaning off to the right side and is off of its lower supports which are also turned and off-center.
White sticker on a dark window that reads “this is the sign you’ve been looking for” with a lovely little cat face drawing in the corner.
Photo of a four point folder paper ninja star sitting on a grey and blue rug (that I should probably vacuum).
Photo of a small fairy figurine. He's sitting crosslegged on some moss, wearing his red baseball cap backwards and has his cool dude shades on. Wearing his gold t-shirt and denim shorts.
A black cat with a green color is asleep and curled up in a grey cat tree hammock.
Screenshot of a form dropdown selection for “gender” The selection made is “Non-Binary (United States of America)”
Screenshot from the profile of @salsus from Twitter for memories. @salsus has 28.8k posts, follows ~1200 and has 777 followers, and joined Twitter in May of 2007. Other profile details match the profile here on bsky.
Screenshot of the body of an email. The text reads, "Geese gonna geese. I'm not your Sara(h). Cheers, some other Sara Hoffman" There is an image attached with the Untitled Goose Game goose with a knife.
Back of a grey cat’s head with a white whisker pushed into their fur like a unicorn horn.
Phone notification from Spotify: Sad Bops might earn a regular spot in your playlist rotation.
10 year old child dressed in a Halloween costume as Winifred Sanderson from the movie Hocus Pocus.