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Welcome to the Weegee Towers, where our motto is "you will die". Tracy, 26, any pronouns. Generally SFW but might post suggestive stuff, so discretion is advised. Please send Prince Mush fanart I need it to live

eminem with the gold star pasted over his face throwing Mush at you
the pokemon Darmanitan with Dhar Mann's face
Antonblast's color palette select screen, with the "Floating Hands Boss" palette currently selected, which makes Anton invisible except for his head and hands. Reposted because original post was crusty as fuck
screenshot of Doc Louis and Little Mac from Punch-Out Wii
A screenshot (for real this time, I started using a microSD) of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. It shows a custom food item based on the infamous Sonic popsicle, with its misplaced gumball eyes.
"Screenshot" (taken by phone camera) of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A very detailed player-created pet based on Maltigi is shown. This took 12 fucking hours to make btw
A "screenshot" (taken with a phone camera) from Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream. A Mii version of Dynamite Annie from Antonblast stands in the door of a restaurant, proclaiming "Date me or I'll blow up this fucking restaurant."
That meme with the spongebob characters playing basketball except with the text "ANOTHER 7 VOTES TO FORREST" added
The "Gay People I Respect/Do Not Respect" meme, except the "Do Not Respect" section is exclusively for Asahi
Jojora, the vile homunculus whose flesh I inhabit when I play this game. He's doing a preset gpose that has fucked up his face into a deranged expression.
Self-serving elitist and all-around total asshole Robert Moses
I guess I'll go over this boss battle here. Basically the axe dude (Castor) kills your characters instantly with every single attack, the cunty wizard dude on the right (Vigintio) kills anyone left with stupidly strong elemental magic that ignores your magic defense, and the Adeleine wannabe on the left (Folie) not only bogs you down with status effects but also casts INSTANT DEATH because we didn't have enough of that. So the ONE SINGLE WAY to win this fight goes like this: You have to bring an Oracle, and equip the whole party with a combination of elemental charms that make them immune to both of Vigintio's main spells. (Oh yeah, forgot to mention that these spells normally have the downside of damaging both allies and enemies when cast, but he and Folie both ABSORB THE DAMAGE TYPES THEY DEAL and Castor has so much health it barely matters). Throughout the fight you have to have your Oracle use Elemental Supplement (which adds an additional damage type to someone's attacks) not on their allies, but on CASTOR, because you need to change his damage type to one of the ones you're immune to or else he starts instakilling. Then you have to focus down Folie until she's dead, because she can ruin everything if her Instant Death spells succeed. Now you can focus your attention on the other two, making sure to keep up Elemental Supplement on Castor, but watch out: if you take too long killing Vigintio he starts casting fucking METEOR, which has no element and has a good chance of killing multiple party members in one go. Once you take him down, then AND ONLY THEN can you bring down Castor, still making sure to keep him imbued with the elements you're immune to. As far as I can tell, there is NO OTHER WAY to win this fight. It's ridiculous and the game designers should be ashamed of themselves for bringing it into existence.
Bravely Default "II", an utter travesty of a sequel that does nothing right.
Two tumblr posts by user shakespork. The first reads: i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face The second reads: my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun? me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,
Kingambit
a picture of Duke Nukem looking smugly at the viewer, captioned "I know how they get the cars in the malls, but I'm not gonna tell you"