Sam Allen

@samallenn.bsky.social

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human (mostly) comedian (barely)

Headline from NBC News Boston sating that a man, 34 had tooth implanted in eye to restore his vision
A headline that reads, “over the counter nasal spray reduces the risk of COVID-19 infection by 70” and an image of a side profile face with a hand and a nasal spray apparatus at the persons nostril
A picture of a candle called “Go Getter” with a description saying, “Featuring Bubbly Notes of Champagne And Success”
Picture of an airline passenger sitting next to the poster with a box of bath tissue in their lap
A picture of a computer monitor at a desk at a rental car agency. The monitor displays a car going through rocky water and a message reads, “Don’t drive through rivers or beaches.”
a cyber truck with no rear license plate
A picture of shitty looking dough that hasn’t risen. The dough is in a bowl that’s sitting in a larger bowl of warm water as a last ditch effort to make the dough rise and save Christmas.
painting from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston showing someone blowing into a trombone and holding the mouthpiece the way you would signal performing oral intercourse
oil painting of man pointing at two ripped nude wrestling figures, inside a golden frame, at the isabella stewart gardner museum