Sam Sanders

@samanthasanders.bsky.social

1262 Followers 713 Following

Alexa, play blow the whistle.

Gisele: my husband cannot fucking their the ball and catch the ball at the same time
BMW woth specialized architect plate
Menu featuring a photo of Afghanistan with text reading "Our recipes are family secrets known only to our mother (and the NSA).
Meme photo of elderly man standing on driveway in front of faked graffiti reading blacks rule
Lincoln Norman Rockwell meme
Tiktok video called How MLB Players Look In Hype Videos
Excerpt from Fawn Hall's Wikipedia detailing her drug addiction and dating history.
Kelce brothers and Taylor Swift watching the Bearcats season opener
Reddit post of people commiserating about Midol making them feel weird and/or drunk
Photo from Jeffrey epstein's office showing a photo of him with Mohammad bin Salman
Reel still from a cooking video describing a leftover salad wet egg fritata.
Except from a news article about the Michigan Walmart stabbing incident reading "citizen involvement" brought the attack to an end, sheriff Shea said, declining to elaborate.
Juanita Broaddrick tweet reading Comey is an arrogant, narcissistic POS!!
Twitter notification recommending a tweet by Juanita Broaddrick just reading 😂😂💯
Blue tree in a desert from Female Perversions
Burberry advert featuring that Irish guy what dated sabrina carpenter
Rough Boy, ZZ Top spotify screenshot
Screencap of the Bronx Zoo's web page for their wild encounter series
Greggs menu featuring chicken goujons
Young man smiling and Christ-like on a utility pole beneath an NYPD panopticon transmitter following Knicks win.
Abe Lincoln Normal Rockwell meme
4 photos of Lenny Kravitz's opulent Paris home featured in Architectural First
Tiktok screencap of a woman asking for unhinged tips to beat an ED. A comment below reads "For a while, I imagined my ED thoughts said by Trump so I wouldn't want to listen to them."
Zahn McClarnon smiling next to a fan wearing a tshirt that reads Zahn's Middle-Aged White Women Fans"
Trump Truth Social post reading: BE COOL! Everything is going to work out well. The USA will be bigger and better than ever before!
Jesus Was a Cross Maker spotify cover
Screenshot from Citizen app notification saying Tesla vandals are being investigated for a hate crime
Abraham Lincoln Norman Rockwell meme
Onion headline reading Troubled Teens Mock Social Worker's Car
Martha Plimpton, Stephen Rea, David Morrissey photos
Kirsten Gillibrand office phone number 202-224-4451
Abraham Lincoln Normal Rockwell meme
Man building structure from sticks; a partial caption reads "of closet stick gatherers out there"
Geo Tracker with a camper
Dm convo where Twitter is mistakenly referred to as X.
Series of three posts detailing a stock market in freefall.
American director Michael Mann
Red child's tshirt reading "raise boys and girls the same way"
Screenshot of a google doc offering to turn the contents of the doc into a podcast.
TSA screening machine at airport
Screenshot of recent bluesky searches reading "musk, hochul, plane crash"
BlueSky score of 9 (higher than Mark Yarm)
Corporate.FM
NY Post headline reading "blocked NYC fire hydrant complaints doubled isnce pandemic as bike lanes, lack of cops may be to blame"
'90s white USC Gamecocks hat that just says COCKS real big on it.
Two NYC subway riders swaddling a newborn baby born on the W train
Screenshot of a post reading: I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”
Tiktok screen grab of a woman saying "how it feels to leave my warm bed at 7 am just to be surrounded by people who lack human decency"
Screenshot of the wiki for Service Merchandise