Samantha Young

@samanthayoung.me

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Writer, witch, weirdo. Host of the Cosmic Co-Op. I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.

A hobgoblin meme that says “what’s the matter old lady, afraid a child might feel good about themself?”
A series of texts from my husband. “You're being so incredibly brave about it my love I'll make whatever you want for dinner and rub your butt and feet You had to be brave and call the dentist today I know that's a lot I'm not doing a bit. And now you gotta call again and it's a whole thing I understand why you're anxious and I'II support you in anyway you need.”
Sunset Valley from the Sims 3
“Mushroom in the Rain” book cover with hand-drawn illustrations of little critters underneath multicolored mushrooms
A container of avocados with a sticker on it that says “I need to ripen”
Two texts: “I am gonna make you watch the love witch with me this month btw” and “Even if I have to strap you down and hold your eyes open clockwork orange style”
Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds saying “Killing Nazis”
THE SUN CULT HAS DECEIVED US ALL! ARE YOU A VICTIM OF SOLAR SUPREMACY? SIGNS MAY INCLUDE: EXCESSIVE PRODUCTIVITY. INVOLUNTARY SMILING. A COMPULSION TO OPTIMIZE. THE BELIEF THAT TIME IS LINEAR. HIDING YOUR BODY'S NEEDS FROM YOUR BOSS. SUDDEN URGES TO PURCHASE PLANNERS. RECLAIM THE DARK! REJOIN THE MOON! SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: LUCID DREAMING, A SENSE OF BELONGING, INCONVENIENT AROUSAL, HEIGHTENED INTUITION, SPEAKING IN POETRY, COMMUNAL MEALS, AND REMEMBERING YOUR BODY. I CURED MYSELF AFTER YEARS OF DIURNAL CONDITIONING TESTIMONIALS FROM REFORMED SUN CULTISTS Learn how one woman touched grass and immediately burst into lunar ecstasy. WARNING: This man has never missed a meeting. HE WALKS AMONG US NEW! NOCTURNAL REMEDIATION KIT Includes 1 velvet curtain, 3 unscheduled naps, a bowl of wild soup, & a wax seal bearing the mark of the moon. AWAKE ALERT ALIGHT WE MUST RESIST THE NIGHT Paid for by The Order of the Sun. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE CLOCK! ...BEFORE IT TURNS YOUR ORGANS INTO SPREADSHEETS.