Samantha Bartram

@samebartram.bsky.social

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A working class hero is something to be.

Meme from the show Community depicting the dean with thr caption, "this better not awaken anything in me"
A black and white cat laying in a narrow dirt channel separating a lawn from a flower bed edged in brick. Her arms are extended in front of her, giving the impression she's flying or swimming. The rest of her body is loaf. Her name is Bottom John, and she's trying to stay cool!
An old photo of me as a wee baby in a kiddie pool supervised by my dad, who is sporting an awesomely fulsome red beard - taken around 1979/1980
It's The Onion sickos meme!!! A dude standing outside a window looking in, wearing a shirt that reads, "sickos," and cackling to himself, "Yes...ha ha ha... YES!"
The cover of the 2004 book, "bad cat - 244 not-so-pretty kitties and cats gone bad," a certified #1 New York Times bestseller. The cat pictured is sitting on a green and cream linoleum floor, has a visible snaggletooth, and looks the description in the subtitle.
Screenshot of the Wikipedia entry on the "Two-person Rule" that describes the US requirements to launch nukes - a key passage reads: Journalist Ron Rosenbaum has pointed out that, once the order is issued, the process is entirely concerned with authenticating the identity of the commanding officers and the authenticity of the order, and there are no safeguards to verify that the order or the person issuing it is actually sane.[3] Notably, Major Harold Hering was discharged from the Air Force for asking the question, "How can I know that an order I receive to launch my missiles came from a sane President?"[3] The two-person rule only applies in the missile silos and submarines; there is no check on the US president's sole authority to order a nuclear launch.[4] Two-person rule - Wikipedia https://share.google/6gBsKeL8iaQTcMn1a
Two eastern red-backed salamanders resting in the mud and leaves
Close up of thr aforementioned Pallas' cat figurines face - it has squints eyes and the characteristic grey/brown/white coloring
Close up of gnocchi's face - she is a long-haired Maine coon cat with very fluffy grey and white fur. Shes snoozing on a soft blue blanket and her eyes are closed. Shes got the sweetest little pink/orange nose. She has a million long white whiskers. She is snuggly perfection.
DJ Shadow's 1996 album "Endtroducing..."
A promotional image for the 1971 cartoon film The Point
"Mentioned" meme with Cincinnati as the subject.
A Christmas tree with white and purple lights. There are several festively wrapped presents underneath the tree and a large, grey and white Maine coon cat is sitting prominently in the foreground.
Sickest meme - a black and white drawing of a guy in a shirt that reads, "sickos," looking thru a windowpane at night. His dialogue bubble reads, "Yes...ha ha ha...YES!"
Gnocchi, a grey and white striped Maine coon cat lounging very near my head with her front legs stretched out toward my face. She is very fluffy
Dark green and white hex tile floor in the A L'aise building in Hyde Park, Cincinnati
Me holding a Maple Bourbon Splash cocktail in a stemmed wine glass. The glass is a bit frosty from condensation, as the drink is iced. The drink is a golden color and includes a glass skewer with a glass olive on top. Submerged on the skewer are three marinated cocktail cherries.
A fluffy grey and white Maine coon cat with her eyes closed, a slight smile on her face- warm, fuzzy. Shes laying across my bare legs.
Inflatable TRex from afar
A closer shot of my Maine Coon cat, Gnocchi's, soft, fuzzy face, illuminated by the sun. She is light grey with dark grey tiger stripes and white muzzle.
My Maine Coon cat, Gnocchi, kneading a big pile of blankets as a sunbeam beats down from a nearby window. The sun shines on her back, giving her a warm glow.
Turk-a-tron
From left, Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy of (primarily) MST3K and Rifftrax fame
Image of Google search results for "bead store Albuquerque NM"
A long-tail salamander crawling over my wrist - they are a dark rusty brown color with many black spots
A wide shot of the town square in Mt. Vernon, Ohio, filled with anti-Trump/Musk protesters holding a wide variety of signs
A Grey Maine coon cat named gnocchi rests on my outstretched legs
Me at home, looking tired but at peace after having a total hysterectomy to remove an absolute truckload of fibroid tumors and endometriomas. I lived!!! Hahahaaaaa! Fuck you, fibroids!!!
Small and medium sized rocks arranged at the bottom of a spillway to read, "I love big boobs." All the words are spelled out except for "boobs," which is instead represented by a large graphic representation of boobs, as though a capital letter B were turned on its side. This work of art, by some unknown genius, was created in April, 2022, at the bottom of the Kokosing Reservoir spillway in Fredericktown, Ohio.
A small map turtle named Lil' Medallion precariously balanced on the back of a slightly larger map turtle named Tortellone - it looks as though Lil Medallion is taking off like an airplane
Screen shot of a section of the quote tweeted article
Simon Greene of Bonobo playing a set in Columbus, OH, in February, 2022.
A praying mantis on a window
My cat (a large grey/white mainecoon named Gnocchi) luxuriating by the fire
An image of two small red mushrooms growing in the grass.
A photo of me with a new haircut - I got bangs! Or, fringe, as the Brits would say! Also pictured is my partner, Mike, looking suave in his beard and three-piece suit.
Peter Sellers as the titular Dr. Strangelove in "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" (1964), directed by Stanley Kubrick.
My cat, Gnocchi, looking especially sweet and fluffy while sleeping on the couch
My cat Gnocchi laying on a red blanket next to my yoga mat. A bright window and many plants are in thr background.
The back.of my cat, Gnocchi's, head