Sam Haft

@samhaft.com

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RIAA certified platinum shitposter, bicoastal showbiz marxist, dad songs: The Living Tombstone, Hazbin Hotel, more on tiktok @funcomfortable and original recipe twitter @samhaft

Video of above announcement, narrated by Asmodeus and Charlie

Benny Johnson celebrates the rapid construction of a concentration camp.

My hair matches the color the Eiffel Tower is lit

Jammin’ out onstage with the band

Sam is at his signing table and looking SUPER COOL

Kermit on a sweatshirt

Amir says “the torture is just a bonus”

chainsaw man but instead of a head he has cheesy apple pie

“Do you think a depressed person could make this?” screenshot from Parks & Rec but it’s Professor Psychotic and his homunculus from Smiling Friends

The Sun headline from 2016: “REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025”

Hazbin hotel marquee at the Pantages theater

twitter is fully broken