Sam Handwich

@samhandwitch.bsky.social

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im a lurker mostly

Inglorious basterds meme of guy holding up 3 fingers but not in the German way, revealing himself to be a spy, with caption Democrat Candidate
Google search for “widows bay” showing suggested search “the next martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed”
Jesse Hawken: So far no official statement from Lucasfilm or the Walt Disney Company regarding the death this morning of Grogu Brendel: An endearing thing about this website is how we all decided to hate Grogu and make it him a kind of cultural sin eater the abbot of unreason: I agreed about this until the CIA Centrist Governor…
Chernobyl after exploding with text “Bro skipped power plant day”
Historical black and white photo of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapsing into a river
Screenshot from Kpop Demon Hunters of a plane flying without the tail section, right before Mira says “yeah, this plane’s trashed”
AI girl frowning and washing dishes trying to sell you kitchen gloves
Ad with a picture of an old man with caption “Alzheimer's Begins When You Can't Say This Word”
NIST standard reference peanut butter jar
Bluesky search for “pedophilia name for girl” showing no results
Diagram of the particles in the standard model of physics from wikipedia, including top/bottom quarks
Goat licking its lips
2026 Word: GOAT
Dr Manhattan sitting on Mars, wondering when it’s time for two more hard boiled eggs with salt and pepper eaten over the sink
Explanation of the “riddle”… honestly it makes no sense
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Goat licking its lips
A goat licking its lips
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as "potentially divisive" under guidelines set for release next month.
Tweet reading “ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like so sorry but that's lowkey problematic:/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket : (| sooo yea if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket”
Me, a communist: "Schumer needs to whip his caucus harder into opposing the secretary of labor nominee! 17 yes votes is unacceptable." Sheryl, retired lowa schoolteacher who caucused for Klobuchar: "so what if he carries his kid around, a 4 year old isn't stopping a bullet"
Tweet that reads “Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day”
Tweet from @prophethusband “Me: Im treatmaxxing Lol. Eating a bunch of snacks instead of dinner Wife: They call that Girl Dinner now Me (looking out the window): Thats not what im doing. I'm doing something else”
Washington Post headline: will trump and vance use charlie kirk’s murder to call for unity?
George F Will, marc thiessen, mcmegan hagiographies of asshole charlie kirk
Close up of a chud’s t shirt at a pro January 6 protest with the words “enrique tarrio did nothing wrong!”
Demerzel from the Foundation TV series
He reasoned that Musk aligned himself with Trump "because he is driven by a greater mission," he said. "He knows that in order for Tesla to be successful... America must be strong. And remember, he's driven by repopulating Mars."
John Ganz tweet: “left wing intellectuals on right wing intellectuals: wow look at all these fun weirdos, i am gonna make a special scrap book of their ideas...omg do i have a crush? right wing intellectuals on left wing intellectuals: look, these guys are all jews”
Today’s NYT spelling bee saying incel is not a word
Treaty of Waitangi, looks like Bart Simpson
69% of readers answered this accurately
Mr Inbetween giving his signature smile before maiming or killing someone
The psychiatrist from the Simpsons at a microphone
Jar of extra mild salsa for people with weak constitutions and low moral character
Snake on a computer keyboard, typing a message that antivenom is for pussies