sam henri gold

@samhenri.gold

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animal, vegetable, and mineral. product designer/engineer-er (prev Tavus, @lickability.com)

An app titled "Crisco Mobile HD" charting at 23 on an old snapshot of the App Store charts from 2010.
a table of random app icons, each row with nearly identical icons, with their perceptual hash deltas next to them
cat saying "i hope that notification isn't just madonna" headed into the madonna notification factory
“why is it always thinking” cat meme but “why is it always indexing” yelling at an iphone settings screen
the Connection Doctor window with all of my accounts. a drawer sprouts from the bottom showing a network activity log. the drawer looks out of place compared to the window, but that’s part of the beauty at this point.
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY — on blinking "I do it as needed."
an LG remote with buttons for Netflix, Prime video, disney plus, lg channels, sling, and alexa
Sam Altman: Got it, thank you girl with septum piercing. Kim, can you play us out? Kim Petras: Butt slut Butt slut, doggy, doggy, ruff, ruff Butt slut Butt slut, doggy, doggy, ruff, ruff (uh) Do it, do it, lube it, lube it Gotta put your back into it Smack it, smack it, ass attack it Push your balls up on my racket Lefty, righty, in between-y Up the butt, thong bikini Hanky-panky, Daddy Yankee In the back door, gotta spanky (uh) Ooh, he want it, want it all the time Ooh, he want it, want it from behind, and I like it Ooh, he want it, want it all the time Ooh, he want it, want it from behind
Sam Altman How are we looking? Satya Nadella Not great. Girl with septum piercing honestly it didn’t even hurt lol
An auction listing for a single stick of RAM on AuctionNinja titled "computer board." Current bid: $1
installing mac os x developer preview 3 in QEMU on a flight
Some dumb ass tweet “Never accept a glass of water at a job interview. Here’s why.” and then they ramble on with a wall of AI nonsense psychoanalyzing how you drink water
Spotify app showing “Skip to main content” underneath the window control buttons
my citrus laptop with a slightly lighter citrus-y inner tongue of the USB C port
a kid’s youtube video: “I saved up for my first computer: macbook neo unboxing”
NSScroller.Part.knobSlot
I hear you! I actually gave a de-gendered draft of the essay to some friends a few days ago and heard that it landed with a thud — the essay is largely written about myself, in the third person, retrospectively, so removing the pronoun made the autobiographical thread harder to follow. I switched it to "he" to make that clearer. I think if I used "she" it would've made the "That kid was me" transition harder — it would either involve some gymnastics to make it make sense or it would introduce a reading I didn't intend.
Exactly what it says on the tin. The doordash page for an AMC movie theater. It features a $11 bag of popcorn and an $8 ICEE, which is like eating snow if a raspberry sneezed on it.
Action Retro sharing a picture of a "40th Anniversary Macintosh" — a heavily modified MacBook Pro with the hinge bent flat, propped up by two metal arms. The keyboard is covered up with a plate and a superdrive is vertically attached in front of it. It sits between two external speakers. In front of it, a compact bluetooth keyboard and mouse.
Dragging an iPhone screenshot from the live WireView preview in the menu bar directly into a Linear issue.
if this flag offends you, i'll help you pack. the flag in question is a wedge of trader joe's toscano cheese black pepper
two back to back emails. delta canceled my flight, then they asked for a customer satisfaction survey
Discord status: sam henri gold, online, listening to big time rush
Raw 4.0.1 lookup table values
Raw bytes
Some hideous assembly code that boils down to: bar_count = /* initial r4 */; while (bar_count != 5) { if (RSSI <= threshold[bar_count]) break; bar_count++; }
strings CommCenter | grep -i bars UseEcn0Bars ecn0 is %d / signal is %d, assuming 5 bars ecn0 is %d / signal is %d, assuming 4 bars ecn0 is %d / signal is %d, we say %d bars telling UI to draw %d bars, %d signal
iOS 4.0: 8d ff ff ff 91 ff ff ff 95 ff ff ff 99 ff ff ff 9d ff ff ff iOS 4.0.1: 86 ff ff ff 98 ff ff ff 9e ff ff ff a7 ff ff ff b0 ff ff ff
George Bluth: there’s a good chance I may have committed some light undocumented API usage
ui element labeled "drag me"
running SpringBoard through a disassembler
What Happens When Windows Shuts Down? When you choose Shut Down, Windows begins a sequence of orderly steps. It tells each program to close its files, to set down what it was working on. Most comply. Some resist. Windows asks again, more firmly. Eventually, all but one obey. There is always one. Once the programs are silent, Windows turns to its own parts. It lowers the desktop, dims the icons, pulls the taskbar out of sight. The clock is the last to go. Time has to be persuaded. You will then see the black screen, and the message: It is now safe to turn off your computer. This is true. You are free to press the button. Many users do. If you wait, however, something else will happen. Slowly, the monitor will begin to glow again. Not with the desktop, not with any familiar prompt, but with a pale light, as though something is behind the glass. It will not speak, but you will understand that it has been waiting there, patiently, for every shutdown you have ever performed.
my own bluesky profile as viewed through the iOS 4 Twitter app on an iPhone 4
Eric Adams at a Rosh Hashanah service wearing a yarmulke and a robe that is SO Jewish that it borders on antisemitic. It’s navy blue velvet with gold embroidering and at least two stars of david.
article on the CDC website has a notice at the top: Per a court order, HHS is required to restore this website as of 11:59PM ET, February 14, 2025. Any information on this page promoting gender ideology is extremely inaccurate and disconnected from the immutable biological reality that there are two sexes, male and female. The Trump Administration rejects gender ideology and condemns the harms it causes to children, by promoting their chemical and surgical mutilation, and to women, by depriving them of their dignity, safety, well-being, and opportunities. This page does not reflect biological reality and therefore the Administration and this Department rejects it.
Dad: Printer is not working. Computer says I cannot print. Sam: What’s the message? Like is there a popup from the printer software or Word or something that says why it can’t print? Dad: No . I Pad won’t print either. What printer should I buy Sam: You probably don’t need to buy a printer. Can you just send me a pic of the error on your computer Dad: Ok I’m just going to buy a printer. What printer should I buy
Jim Cramer tweet: “The new iPhones are incredible!” along with a photo of him and Tim Cook holding the new models
iPhone trade-in value $420
Me: YOU GUYS READY FOR THE NEW IPHONES? 5,000 MILLIAMPERE-HOUR BATTERY CAPACITY Mom (half-cropped): Your father is in the hospital
i didn’t know you guys had HBO in the south. i just assumed your premium entertainment was paying a nickel to watch two raccoons in a wet tshirt contest for custody of a slim jim
two resolution control panel sliders, both flanked with "Less" and "More" labels on either end. One is labeled "What you see" (set to 640 by 480) and the other is labeled "What sees you" (disabled)