Sam Gorenstein

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Two people sit on incredibly small chairs in a grade school guidance counselor’s office. “WHY AM I BACK IN THIS OFFICE?” asks one. “YOU STOPPED BEING MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR DECADES AGO.” “STATE-MANDATED FOLLOW UP,” says the other. “THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG TO MAKE YOU TURN OUT LIKE THIS.” “WHAT IF IM JUST WHO I WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE AS A PERSON?” asks the former student. “I SUGGESTED IT. BUT THE STATE REFUSES TO ACCEPT THAT THEORY,” says the guidance counselor.