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@samnotscott.bsky.social

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I get recognized from Jeopardy reruns

Kalshi WNBA sixth player of the year odds with Sophie Cunningham at 11%
From dame.is: real talk, how many of y’all are genuinely concerned about super intelligent AI ushering in the end of days?
Upright citizens brigade doing the mini movie
Homer Simpson in a pink shirt
Title card for the movie Big starring Tom Hanks
The same text next to a Dr. Seuss character
A pic of Mitch Bryant - a lawyer that deals with toilets with joke holes that are only just for farts - yelling
Willy wonka’s face really really close up
Ihateorange.bsky.social: oh let’s judge the singer and football player but let the trumps run wild.
Tiny dinky daffy 1927 to 2019 Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver
Album cover of the chat pile album titled god’s country
Roasting chicken infrared image From Simpsons episode “Homer Badman”
It says FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE in big yellow letters
Two posts: the bottom reads “I searched the phrase ‘What would Reagan do” and the top reads “about to commit a premeditated act of lunch”
The exquisite patriarch of the Buxton family being fooled by Pee-wee Herman’s trick gum. You think with all his financial success that he would avoid such shenanigans. But again, Herman rises to victory in the eternal class struggle that looms over us like a dark cloud. We cherish such moments because they are so few.
Pee wee Herman with his giant ear that he put on on Mario’s magic shop. He’s going “what?! What?!” Because it’s funny that someone with a big novelty ear would say that. Paul Reubens is deeply missed.
Coat of arms of Charles V, holy Roman emperor. He’s got like a thousand different tiny baby shields representing every dad gum little province that had a castle and a tollbooth in it.
It’s a pic of the Rosetta Stone because his rant is fucking long lol
The homer car from the Simpsons
Papa John, with three sheets to the wind, at a Louisville game hanging on to two bros for dear life
Shark from Toy Story wearing Woody’s hat and going HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY
Divine with a speech bubble
Zangief dancing with Gorbachev and two KGB agents
The cover of n64 game goldeneye
A while back, Dunkin Donuts used Rob Gronkowski in some ads. But my friend and I had no idea he was a football player, so we thought Dunkin came up with an Original Character named "Gronk" to advertise their energy drink.
I have a picture of Milhouse’s dad boasting about his bed. Do you?
A guy looking like a cross between Marilyn Manson and Robert Smith wearing a yellow tee that says “I made the breakthrough!”
Box art for Columns 3 video game. There a balding guy with a yellow shirt and I have no idea who the hell he is
A stupid ad for a pair of sunglasses that claim to make you see in high definition. It’s the hearing equivalent of taking some earmuffs and claiming they’re Beats by Dre
Roger from hit tv show “Doug” wearing a very-giant pair of shoes while playing basketball. I mean these shoes are massive. They’re about the length of his torso and go up to his knees. These damn things would be too big for Shaq. I don’t know how he’s even running in this. I guess cartoons aren’t real life. But you know what is? Trump’s cabinet wearing shoes too big for their feet.
Markwayne Mullin in his last life as a plumber
The text says “coneheads, but with a full head of hair”
It’s Tim Robinson, baby!
An Easter egg from the NES version of Family Feud. A crudely-drawn bald man with gray skin and pure blue eyes wears a black shirt with a very wide tie. In the upper left corner, text says “Knock me down! Mr. Swanky says:” and below it a blue speech bubble that says “Beer!”
Nixon when he said “I am not a crook”
Grace Jones in a box, from the Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special ROOOOOOOL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE THE OLSEN TWINS ARE TURNING 40 THIS YEAR THE WHEELS ON THE BUS TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
A hyper accurate detail of me, the most handsomest guy around. Definitely not a crude stick figure drawing with the words “artificial intelligence” deliberately misspelled.
Ben Horne from Twin Peaks playing with Civil War toys. Also I was late to work this morning, but that’s okay because I worked extra hours on Monday finishing up a report.
Gerald Ford on The Simpsons
Tim Robinson with a speech bubble
A picture from minor league baseball team Hartford Yard Goats and a picture of their frozen field, with the caption “who’s tired of ice?”
Scene from the simpsons with an apple newton that says “eat up Martha”
Sandman from Santa Clause 2
A severely-concussed Daffy Duck hitting an anvil with a hammer. The CTE is so significant that it’s manifesting as abstract shapes above his head.
AP NEWS CALLING THE RACE FOR MAMDANI
The back of a Krusty the Klown doll with a good/evil switch
Homer Simpson about to open the front door right before he is abducted by hired goons
Saturn devouring his son
A poster of of the film “Dan in Real Life,” where Steve Carrell is resting his head on a stack of pancakes.
A grill covered in snow, making it look like a skull wearing a pair of sunglasses.
The black sun from Dune Part 2, with the subtitle “Under our glorious black sun.”
An ATAT from Star Wars
Vinz Clortho from ghostbusters