Sam

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Homer fails to fold the pages in his issue of MAD Magazine properly. It's supposed to read, "The All Mighty Dollar," with the image of a dollar sign on the two pages. Instead, it reads, "The All Ighty Ollar."
An original Jurassic Park action figure still in its packaging, featuring Alan Grant with an "aerial net trap" and a baby pterosaur.
A green dumpster is filled by a fire blazing out of control. Smoke billows out of the top, and embers burn the undercarriage.
A three panel comic featuring two white circles outlined in black, against a white background. In the first panel, the circle with blue text asks, "Can this even be considered a comic? We're two circles floating in a white void." The circle with magenta text responds, "Art being crude or rudimentary doesn't preclude it from being comedic." In the second panel, circle with blue text says, "Sure, but comedy needs more than a basic set-up. There has to be some kind of punchline." Circle with magenta text replies, "Yes, even for anti-jokes, the lack of a punchline IS the punchline." In the third and final panel, circle with blue text concludes, "This comic has a punchHOLE." Circle with magenta text accepts this assessment after noticing they now have a black hole punched into them and says, "Indeed."
Orin and Leslie Knope are standing beside each other at a going away party. Orin is wearing an Easter bunny costume while Leslie looks at her phone. Orin is holding the bunny's head, exposing his face.
A crunchy, black and white image of a nameless bug-type Pokémon from the Red/Green beta. It appears to be some sort of cockroach, with short antennae, two legs, and four arms. It has cartoonish boots on its feet and white gloves that match the aesthetic. The text beneath it says "Kasanagi Evolution."
A screen shot from Ecco the Dolphin that shows Ecco fighting the final boss, the Vortex Queen. The Vortex Queen is a massive alien creature, with a bulbous head and sallow, green-ish skin. One of her four-armed spawn is grabbing Ecco, trying to claw him back towards the darkness to devour him.
A three panel comic made in Frinkiac. In the first panel, Homer is sitting between the two Movementarians from the Episode: The Joy of Sect. Homer says, "Wait, I'm confused about the movie." The second panel continues, with Homer asking, "So Jax knew that Internal Affairs was setting him up?" In the third panel, the male Movementarian becomes irate and says, "What are you talking about, there's nothing like that in the movie.
The "Do It For Her" meme template featuring Rey's new sphinx sona that should DEFINITELY be made.
Hans Moleman is sitting in a theatre, wearing his typical thick glasses, blue tie, and white shirt. The text at the bottom says: I was saying s-laughter.
A three panel comic. In the first panel, a floppy eared dog is holding a ball. It says, "Pls throw??" In the second panel, a hand reaches for the ball, and the dog's expression turns more aggressive. It says, "Not take!!" In the third panel, the dog's face is zoomed in on, as it continues to hold the ball in its mouth. "ONLY THROW" it says.
A giant raccoon sits in the sky beside a bright sun. It towers over the mountains in the distance and says: "I have no idea what I'm doing or where I'm going." Beneath it, the same raccoon sits on a cliff, but it's a normal size now. It says: "And that's okay, partner."
An image of a Bluesky admin's profile page known as @why.bsky.team. Both the header and the PFP are greyed out and blurred, and at the bottom is a flair that reads "User Blocking You."
The "I wish all..." Bugs Bunny meme that reads: "I wish all my trans siblings a very ten thousand dollars deposited directly into our bank accounts" Bugs Bunny is wearing a black tux with a red flower on his lapel, and sitting against a black background. Next to "my trans siblings" sits an image of the trans flag.
A photo of an aspen tree at the peak of autumn. Its gold leaves stand out against a crisp, blue sky. There is a single cumulus humilis cloud, and several of the tree's branches extend outward, as though framing it. One of the branches appears connected to the cloud, giving off the illusion that it's part of the foliage.
A bright red bag with text reads: Cheetos Crunchy (Croquant) (Saveur) Ketchup Flavour. There are images of Cheetos swirling around, and Chester Cheetah is positioned at the bottom of the bag. He's wearing his trademark sunglasses, and pouring a bottle of ketchup onto a red Cheeto he's holding. The Cheeto is shaped and positioned in such a way that it resembles a penis.
A vintage Dixie Cup that's fondly remembered from the '90s. It has a white background, with a thick squiggle of teal, and a thinner squiggle of purple.
A screenshot of Roscoe the doberman from the movie Oliver and Company. He's wearing a red, studded collar and has a smug smirk on his face. The room he's standing in is shabby, with scuffed up boards on the walls, a hammock hung up as a bed, and a calendar that reads 1988 April 21.
Image of a cream coloured kitten being held up by the shoulders. Their belly is exuberantly rotund, and a red arrow is pointing to it with red text that reads: "Full of soup."
A screenshot from the Wicked: For Good movie poster, showing obvious proof that it was made with AI. AI generated women wearing pink dresses, are standing close together. Two extra legs that don't belong to anyone have been circled in bright green.
A screenshot from the Simpsons depicting the character Lenny yelling to the mob of people, "It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break its legs!" Everyone is staring off camera, at the alien, who is actually Mr. Burns. They're all being illuminated by a green glow.
A black and white screenshot of the character Red, taken from a page in the Pokémon Adventures manga. He's snapping his rubber, fingerless gloves. He looks scuffed up, but determined.
Text that reads: Inspirational Sketches of Macavity Six images of a cartoon version of the character Macavity from the musical "Cats." Five of them are busts, and the sixth is a full body image. Each sketch features a lean cat with severe features, posing smugly with his scepter, and wearing a long, black cloak.