sam 😈

@samtan.fightins.online

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she/her • writes stuff • not here unless I am

key clown meme
gritty waving the pride flag with hudson williams pointing at it menacingly but not in a homophobic way. menacingly in a “you better fucking not be homophobic or transphobic or else gritty will kill you” way
dave dombrowski if he was bald
sam, john middleton, and the “oops all eggheads!” poster with all the phillies if they were bald
the phillies if they were bald (with the exception of our two already bald players) titled “oops! all eggheads!” with #WinItForWheels at the bottom
bald patrick mahomes
screenshot of the once upon a con marketplace floor plan…which is literally a color coded google spreadsheet
screenshot of a tweet in which doyoung from nct is wearing a phillies hat: no guillotine can take away the head I’m about to give him
rob thomson if he was bald
bald jordan romano.
an egg carton full of bald phillies players: joe ross, taijuan walker, max lazar, matt strahm, alec bohm, max kepler, kyle schwarber, trea turner
matt strahm if he was bald and eyebrowless
egg carton with bald bryson stott and bald joe ross sitting in it like lil eggs
pic of an egg carton with alec bohm, bryson stott, and carlos hernandez if they were bald
max kepler if he was bald (his head is too big but idc it’s funnier this way)
screenshot of an album called “eggheads” with a sliver of an unspecified phillies player who is bald af
tiny dog looks at two pieces of paper; one says treat and the other says euthanasia
bald alec bohm and bald bryson stott sit in an egg carton, waiting to be joined by their bald brethren
sam wears a phillies tank top with little bows at the straps!
picture of max kepler looking sexy in the left field (you cannot even see his face)
lando norris
linda belcher pointing right, saying “that’s my boy. that’s my star.”
me, yelling: why can’t you just be normal? phillies: *screams like a feral child*
sam wears a white t shirt that says “max kepler” with a bunch of pics of max kepler shooting finger guns also he’s wearing sunglasses
copy of you between the lines held in front of a cherry blossom tree
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
max kepler doing FINGER GUNS 👉🏼👉🏼
hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby meme
screenshot of a tweet by user kokwmiya that says “close enought welcome back dorothea from fe3h” with a quoted tweet of winter from aespa wearing a dorothea-esque outfit
the iconic we’re talking about the fightins phils fan
lara jean the chihuahua pug mix swaddled in a blanket she looks bewildered
pic of montoya crashing out
quote from man arrested: “what are you gonna do, arrest me?” meme
pic of HOW FASCISM WORKS: THE POLITICS OF US AND THEM by jason stanley
picture of progresso soup drops, soup you can suck on, with a bowl of chicken noodle soup in the background and other soup…candy????
brian david gilbert setting a piece of paper on fire caption says “*wild laughter*”
immaculate
sam in a light blue dress!
shirtless bang chan
picture of sam’s brown butter chocolate chip cookies on a red platter
oscar piastri looking bewildered
cover of the executioners three by susan dennard it has three crows, autumn leaves, a bell, a camera, and a full moon on it
mirror selfie of sam in a black dress
pic of a tweet from user 라니홍 (@HCLS240224_) roughly translates to “you did a great job” with a picture from the impeachment protests in south korea that has neobongs (nct lightsticks) with the words “탄핵“ which is korean for “impeachment”
ig post from lando of 16/20 (really 23) of the f1 grid with the caption: 2024 dinner! and yes, the two [you’re] thinking about were sat as far away from each other as possible *laugh crying emoji* *smiling emoji*
pic of george russell and max verstappen with a quote from george on max: “max said he’d put me on my fucking head in the wall, so to question someone’s integrity whilst saying comments like that is very ironic. i’m not going to take it. people have been bullied by max for years.
screenshot of my apple music replay 2024
replay ‘24 top artists 1. taylor swift - 1,894 minutes 2. stray kids - 1,774 minutes 3. day6 - 720 minutes 4. laufey - 574 minutes 5. chappell roan - 564 minutes
screenshot of tiktok by talytokki with the text “don’t believe the dispatch article about newjeans” and the caption: #greenscreen bunnies, this is just a reminder: if you see anyone referencing the dispatch article, their article is automatically wrong. dispatch only fabricated that article to distract the gp from bang pd and his fraudulent activities.
my dog, a chihuahua pug mix, looking at me. I think she’s expecting me to give her a cucumber or something. but those ears! hilarious.
cybertruck. gross.
what the hell sure meme
pic of sam at a seventeen concert in 2022 with a sign that says “bisexuals 4 joshua” with two pics of joshua hong
tweet from jack schlossberg: Podcast was a COMEDY not a TRAGEDY Absolutely no grace or humility. No accountability. No CLUE. Truly insulting. But there’s a happy ending — never have to listen to the person below again, and neither do any of you ! below that is a pic of biden/kamala campaign staffers
sam cheesing while wearing white sunglasses and a kelly green eagles jacket