Samwise

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Gas giant defender, joviophile 'He concludes that [Sam] "had the gift of every talent except that of using them consistently to achieve any sensible aim or in behalf of any discernible cause"' He/him

First look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Nolan's Odyssey. July 2026 "So fucking tired of seeing the same nepo baby actors. Half ass performances instead of giving new actors a shot. 🤡"
Xander is a very fluffy boi in a produce box
My cat Willow, being an absolute cutie patootie
An excerpt from an article about Antonio Banderas reflecting on Zorro after 25 years. He says that people have approached him with ideas for a third movie, and he doesn't know if anything will happen, but he's happy to return to the franchise in the same mentoring role that Anthony Hopkins' character had for his in the first Zorro.
A headline explaining that James Cameron (the GOAT) is selling his $33 million house
A drawing of a cute little butt, but one of the cheeks is a cartoon bomb with a lit fuse, and there's text that reads "when that ass is the bomb" followed by a bomb emoji and a cheeky grin
Nasty man Ronald Reagan, as rendered in the 2021 Call of Duty Black Ops: Cold War, which I shamefully played today because it was free on PlayStation
Air stagnation warning
Mark Hanna's line from The Wolf of Wall Street saying "You gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers."
Screen grabs from the gasoline fight scene in Zoolander, where a bunch of idiots spray gas all over each other