Sam Wheatley

@samwheatley.bsky.social

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Assistant Editor & Editor. 🎞️✂️

Dyson hand dryer shaped like a prick, made in the image of their creator.
Lego head mug
Captain Planet flying above the 5 Planeteers: Gi, Kwarme, Wheeler, Ma-Ti, and Linka, all in running poses. Background is planet earth with a blue sky. Which, geographically speaking, is utter nonsense, but it looks good. Calming.
Screenshot from Duolingo saying that I was demoted a league and that I could pay gems to stay in the league I was in.
Two people looking very very sad about a tree, that they probably didn’t two monkeys about until the news told them they should be sad.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Two pastry pies are stood next to each other, one next to a sign which reads ‘Pie Club’. Pie #1 asks “Hi Steak and Kidney, I’m Apple! Can I join your pie club?” To which Pie #2 replies “Sure thing Apple, welcome to Pie Club!” Panel 2: Another character enters the frame and says “Hi! I’m a ramekin of casserole with a neat little puff pastry hat! Can I join your Pie Club?” The two pies look unimpressed. Panel 3: Apple pie tells Ramekin Pie: “Fuck off”. Ramekin pie looks sad. Alt text authors note: good. Ramekin pies are a scourge on this Earth.
Olives in a bowl on a toilet cistern.
Welcome to Utah sign at the Colorado / Utah border. The sign has a dinosaur on it whose tail swoops through the U.