Samantha Wren

@samwren.bsky.social

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Narrative Director on (NDA) | prev BioWare, ArenaNet, Monolith | SFF writer | 🩷💛💙 www.samantha-wren.com

A meme of hyperactive Kermit with a zillion colorful emojis around his head
A cream Pomeranian with a blank, head-empty smile
The new fire starter in Pokemon, Pombon, who looks like an orange pomeranian
A hanging Pothos planter in a gym window with a lesbian flag inserted into it
A grocery store bakery sign that says "Friendly bakery associates available until 7pm"
A cream Pomeranian with a sparkly gold birthday crown. He's enjoying a doggie cupcake.
A family holding up chicago dogs over the center of the table in a toast, or perhaps a satanic ritual, who can say really
A screenshot of Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney where Phoenix says "Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!"
A hot chocolate jar with an extremely judgmental child on the label
An extremely official and internationally recognized certificate of trainerhood
A total scrub of a lady on a leather jacket, black hat and black mask who has found herself in first class for her flight for some reason
The ten of swords card, which is a dead guy impaled by ten swords
A screenshot from Tiny Bookshop where a customer is mad I recommended My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness because they wanted a graphic novel. Except that IS A GRAPHIC NOVEL.
A rotund pot roast of a bulldog flopped down on the sidewalk with his tongue hanging out because he is DONE walking
A white Pomeranian looking very upset that an elderly orange cat has stolen his doggy bed
A TV in a gym playing Lego Star Wars
An old tweet that talks about how a stack of old cartridges "is a grand total of sixty four of god's own megabytes"
A white Pomeranian who looks blazed out of his tiny mind
A ridiculously long codex entry for an invention in Star Wars called the vibro-mop
A caption of two girls that says *hot girl mumbling
A vivid rainbow rising from a park in Seattle
A cream Pomeranian lounging with two pugs and a French bulldog. They look like they're about to beat you up for your lunch money
A cream colored Pomeranian with a look on his face like he wants to throw hands
Marco from Radiant Historia
A 3DS displaying the start menu for Radiant Historia: Perfect Chronology
Vegeta from Dragonball Z crossing his arms and looking like an absolute daddy
Two red ceramic jars, one with white text that says "coffee", the other says "tea". However, someone crossed these out with black sharpie and wrote the opposite word on each.
A brown cartoon bear sweating out of nerves
Majima in the pirate Yakuza game in an unlockable Goromi outfit from Yakuza Kiwami, with a pink strapless dress and blonde wig
A white pomeranian smiling between a couple at their wedding
A white pomeranian, resplendent under colored lights
A screenshot it Ilana from Broad City saying 'How "am" I?' and using air quotes
Vorgoth from DA: Veilguard. A true daddy for us sickos.
A tiny painting composed of green and yellow splotches on a black canvas, on a tiny easel. It was made by a Pomeranian and it's the most beautiful artwork ever created
A man and woman dressed for a fancy night out. The man is in a black suit with gold sequin details and the woman is in a long black sequin dress with silver heels and a brown faux fur jacket.
A conversation between two people about Balatro. One person says Balatro is like Hades, except you're not attracted to anyone. I then say he understates me and the joker is kinda cute
A woman in a fuzzy white sweater and a matching fuzzy white pomeranian
A Spotify Wrapped screenshot that says "May was your Boujee Strut Rap phase"
A short curly haired woman and a tall man with long brown hair. Both are dressed in pink formalwear.
A photo of a string held taught by tense curls of plastic, with a caption that says "The string wants to collapse, but the constant stress won't allow that"
PIRATE MAJIMA
A Pomeranian on a couch looking very dainty indeed with his crossed paws
A very tiny dog on a big comfy couch having the best snooze of his life
A screenshot from Moonstone Island of the wizard carrying the player home. It's kinda hot tbh
A woman with extremely curly brown hair having a good hair day
A picture of a rat with a toy keyboard taken on April 13, 2006 titled "Neil banging out the tunes"