A scientist from the future

@sandalphon.bsky.social

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As I am

Wallpaper has swords alternating up and down across the entire room with very few gaps between them
Marge Simpson saying I just think they're neat! while holding a diesel-electric locomotive, a CSX Yn2-liveried GE AC4400CW
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop saying It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor, at all.
Bruce Willis in the Fifth Element with his hands on the wall saying Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
A man standing in front of a Good Humor ice cream truck. he's wearing white pants, a white button up shirt, a black leather belt, a white military-style cap with brim and a blue bow tie
a humphead wrasse in 3/4 profile. it has a bright blue face with colored lines and dots and large blue lips. the face sweeps back to eyes that point out to the sides and a forward-raked yellow hump above which somewhat looks like hair
Pippa Garner's half-suit. From mid-chest up, it is a standard suit and tie, but it is cut off all the way across showing a bare stomach and lower arms
A series of payphones from the movie Hackers. There is tape blocking access to them and a sign reads Not in Service
Picture of Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park. It has text from his speech, "What is so great about discovery? It is a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world."
A dictionary page for the word skeet: noun 1. a form of trapshooting in which two traps are used and targets are hurled singly or in pairs at varying elevations and speeds so as to simulate the angles of flight taken by game birds.
A screenshot from the wikipedia entry for Steak Diane. It reads: Steak Diane is a soup of pan-fried beefsteak with a broth made from the seasoned pan juices. It was originally cooked tableside and sometimes flambéed. It was most likely invented in London in the 1930s. From the 1940s through the 1960s it was a standard dish in "Continental cuisine", and is now considered retro.
Hades from Disney's Hercules movie sits on a stone throne with two thumbs up. The thumbs are on fire
A screenshot from Quest for Glory I. The hero stands in front of a medieval-looking stone building. The narrator says "You delicately insert the lockpick into your left nostril."
A screenshot of the parent skeet. It shows 500 likes and the heart is filled.
Windows XP Bliss wallpaper. A photograph of a green hill and blue sky with white clouds
greyscale photo of kissinger with GTA wasted meme text across the middle
Anakin from Star Wars Episode 1 sitting in the ship saying Now THIS is podracing! except podracing is covered with shitposting
The world if meme image: a futuristic city with curved glass, flying cars, a monorail, and trees
Two messages that appeared next to each other on hellthread. The first reads "this gummy tastes like shit!" The second reads "I'll take em". There is no line connecting them to show they are replies but they appear consecutively in the thread, giving an initial appearance of a reply.
Silverking milk dispenser. The front door is open to show the container of milk inside and the tube hanging down to dispense it
Ancient Aliens History Channel meme but between his hands is the slime that formed the base for the pyramids
Bill Paxton from Aliens in the scene where he says Game over, man! Game over!
Jeff Goldblum in the movie Vibes
A redacted screenshot from a Discord chat One individual says Hi! Another says hellooo, pls don't use that term A bot kicks the first individual immediately after
this is my this is my four leaf clover
Abe Simpson in a newspaper clipping that reads Old Man Yells at Cloud
Mr Burns from the Simpsons stands next to a sign that reads Don't Forget. You're here forever.
predator handshake meme. left arm reads natto. right arm reads hellthread. their clasp reads i'm cum on it
a bowl of natto. some is being lifted with chopsticks with strands of sticky stretching towards the bowl. top text reads felt sticky. bottom text reads might delete later
The two pink muppets from the Mana-Mana song who sang doo doo
A birth certificate. It reads This is to Certify that illumi (bee simp arc) @illumi.me Weighing 69 lbs. 420 oz. was born on the 18th day of April to Col @col.bsky.social and Kayla Fussell @kayla7kat.bsky.social In the year of 2023.
Anna Kendrick from the music video for Cups. She is grabbing a cup in front of her. The subtitle reads You're gonna miss me when I'm cum on it
A bottle of the soda Squirt is at the bottom. Above, it reads Having my first taste of Squirt! Pretty damn tasty !
Bill Gates throws a floppy disk with the first Windows released, 1985
Communist Bugs Bunny meme. A hammer and sickle appear next to Bugs Bunny with hands spread. The caption reads Ourorca
Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes. His face has been replaced with Jimmy Fallon's (poorly). The caption reads Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
A vertical slice of a pineapple is the crust and covered with pizza sauce, cheese, pepperoni, and baked like a pizza
55 gallons of vegetable glycerin by SimpleNature in a blue drum
SUPERCUM Russian drone. It has red dots indicating where the bullets hit similar to the airplane meme
A scene from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy. Darrell Hammond parodying Sean Connery says I'll take scabs for $400. Below, it shows that the category was "S" words. In the original scene Hammond asks for a clue in category swords
Jester from Gauntlet Dark Legacy. He's wearing a blue outfit which is solid blue on one side and checkered blue on the other, has a neck ruffle, and a 3-tentacle jester's hat with dangling bell on the end. He's holding a bomb
DeeDee from Dexter's Lab stands next to a big red button, finger poised to press it
A black-footed cat (Felis nigripes) is in an area of dried grass and him do big stretch
Ruby Rod from The Fifth Element stands arms wide. This is his first appearance in The Fifth Element and as he stands there broadcasting he says Corbin Dallas
Joseph Ducreux meme where superimposed on an image of Joseph Ducreux the text reads Disregard Ethics, Acquire Currency
Roronoa Zoro of One Piece is dressed as a cowboy, complete with hat and rifle. The text above reads Real Cowboys. The text below reads Ride Cock
A retro video game UI with character talking and text spoken at the bottom and the main area above. The main area has Godzilla standing next to a skyscraper. The character talking says Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy
All-Seeing Eye Illuminati symbol. the text reads Happy Birthday
Hey little man 4-frame meme where in the first frame an older person is talking to a baby and says hey twitter hows it goin? the baby in the second frame says Trending in United States: Slavery 29.4K Tweets. the next frame shows the older person staring with a neutral expression and says yea in the final frame
Professor Farnsworth holding pigbutt wrm saying Good news! It's a suppository.
Van Leeuwen Limited Edition Mac and Cheese Ice Cream
Master's Blessing meme where Faine is presenting Alf's Dick to Dionne Warwick
A meme image of a man laying an egg from his ass in a woman's mouth, but the egg has been replaced by weed. The image reads the miracle of life nowadays there are lots of ways a lady can get weed but the most popular way is for a man to lay a nug into t a ladys mouth so she can swallow it inside f herself and grow it into a high text by the man's mouth reads catch it
Futurama Fry shut up and take my money meme but the word money has been replaced by identity
The futuristic city from the How Society Would Look meme with grass, flying cars, blue skies, smooth buildings, healthy people
A screenshot of an iPhone's battery usage broken down by app. Alf fuck compilation has been added above the previously added Alf funny compilation which was added to the original image showing Bluesky at the top
Bozo the Clown making a surprised face
Coin-operated Donald Duck kiddie ride where Donald Duck is lying on his back and facing up to where the kiddie rides
guess I'll die meme with NPR written over the face of the older man in a red long-sleeve shirt
The Chief from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? is pointing at the screen. A subtitle says go get 'em!