🔮 Daniel Hückmann

@sanitybit.com

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∞ 42 ∞ 📷 Photography: @danielhuckmann.com 🌐 Organizer: @rainsec.org || @netsec.bsky.social 🦋 InfoSec, Psychedelics, Psychology, & Neuroscience

A meme comparing the Starbucks Rewards login screen to the “two buttons” dilemma meme. On the left is a green Starbucks Rewards screen with the Starbucks logo, two illustrated coffee cups, and the text: “Your Starbucks run, rewarded. With exclusive benefits and new ways to earn free favorites, Starbucks® Rewards is better than ever.” At the bottom are two nearly identical buttons, both labeled “Sign in,” one filled cream and one outlined green. On the right, the two-button meme shows both red buttons labeled “Sign in,” while a nervous, sweating man hesitates over which one to press. The joke is that Starbucks appears to offer two indistinguishable sign-in choices.
A meme using the famous “Please, sir, I want some more” scene from Oliver Twist. A young blond boy in worn gray clothing holds out a small bowl with a pleading expression. An orange Claude-style starburst logo is placed over the bowl. Large bold white text with a black outline across the bottom reads: “PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE CLAUDE TOKENS?”
A 2 panel screenshot from the game Pokémon Red. The top panel shows Ash reading a book on a table, the dialog text says: "Diary: Feb. 6 - MEW gave birth." The 2nd panel continues the book dialog and says: "We named the newborn MEWTWO."
I don't even know man, spirals and shit.
AirPlay Available for: iPhone XS and later, iPad Pro 13-inch, iPad Pro 12.9-inch 3rd generation and later, iPad Pro 11-inch 1st generation and later, iPad Air 3rd generation and later, iPad 7th generation and later, and iPad mini 5th generation and later Impact: A remote attacker may cause an unexpected application termination or arbitrary code execution Description: A type confusion issue was addressed with improved checks. CVE-2025-24137: Uri Katz (Oligo Security)
A person with curly hair tied into a bun, wearing glasses, observes a conceptual art piece consisting of a ripe banana duct-taped to a plain white wall. The banana is secured with a strip of gray duct tape, positioned diagonally across the fruit. The text overlay at the bottom of the image reads: 'Cryptocurrency entrepreneur who bought banana art for $6.2 million eats the fruit in Hong Kong.'
The photo features a tabby cat with a striped coat in shades of brown, black, and cream. The cat is resting on a light wood, curved platform lined with a soft, white fabric. Its green eyes, with a sharp and piercing gaze, are the focal point of the image. The fur texture is rich and detailed, with a mix of smooth and slightly fluffy areas. The background is softly blurred, featuring a neutral tone that enhances the subject's prominence. The image conveys a cozy and relaxed atmosphere with a touch of feline attitude.
The image is a meme featuring a black-and-white still of a young boy from the movie Oliver Twist. He is holding a bowl, looking up with an expression of pleading innocence. The text overlay says: "PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE API QUERIES?"
A humorous meme showing two text message notifications at the top. The first message reads, “Babe ❤️❤️ $15,000 out of our checking account!?!” The second message reads, “Babe ❤️❤️ Is it what I think it is? 💍💍💍”. Below the messages is the AWS (Amazon Web Services) logo, implying a large unexpected expenditure on cloud services.
Line graph showing the trend of social media account connections to Buffer, comparing Bluesky, Threads, and Mastodon from August to early November. The orange line (Bluesky) shows a strong upward trend with a peak in mid-October, surpassing the purple line (Threads) and the teal line (Mastodon), indicating that more people are now connecting Bluesky accounts to Buffer than Threads or Mastodon accounts. Dashed lines near November suggest projected or estimated activity.
A line chart comparing Threads, Mastodon, and Bluesky usage on Buffer's service from early June to early November. The chart shows that Threads (in red) has a strong upward trajectory, rapidly increasing since early July and reaching over 5,000 users by November. Bluesky (in yellow) starts with no users in June but experiences a sharp rise from July onward, surpassing Mastodon (in light blue) in early October and continuing to grow toward 3,000 users by November. Mastodon (yellow) maintains a steady but flat line, hovering around 2,000 users without significant growth throughout the period.
The image shows a subscription summary for a Meetup Standard 6-month plan. It states that the last payment of $98.94 was received on June 1, 2024, and the next payment of $178.99 plus tax for the same plan will be charged on December 1, 2024. Below the summary, there are two red buttons: one labeled 'Update subscription' and the other labeled 'Upgrade to Pro Plan.
In a social media thread, several users discuss the differences between Bluesky and the Fediverse. One user named 'esqueer_' states that Bluesky is built on a protocol bridging with the Fediverse, but finds the Fediverse challenging for non-technical users. Another user, '2023kdw,' argues that Bluesky is centralized, owned by a for-profit company, and therefore vulnerable to corporate takeovers, unlike the decentralized Fediverse. 'bsky_photographer' responds that Bluesky is a Public Benefit C Corp, with safeguards against harmful influence, adding that they’ve experienced issues with Mastodon related to UX, scalability, and identity ownership. In a reply, '2023kdw' notes that a public benefit corporation is still for-profit and points out Bluesky’s VC funding. A message at the bottom indicates a 'Post failed to upload,' with an option to 'View.', preventing bsky_photographer from engaging in good faith dialog. Browser tools show a hidden response of "Media blocked due to integrity." Go fuck yourself Mark Zuckerberg. 🖕🏻
A scene from the show "I Think You Should Leave" with a man sitting at a desk in an office. He is wearing a light blue, checkered shirt with a dark green tie that has a subtle pattern of squares. His expression is animated, with a smile and raised eyebrows, suggesting he is explaining or justifying something. The background is a typical office setup: a dark brown cabinet above his head, a black fan on the desk behind him, and papers scattered on the surface. On the left side of the frame is a black computer monitor, partially cut off. Subtitles at the bottom read, “We should be able to put a little bit of RDP on the internet.” The lighting is bright, casting minimal shadows, creating a clean, crisp scene.
The image features a stylized, simplified representation of the Pokémon Lapras (#131). The creature has a soft blue body with a pale cream underside, large expressive red eyes, and a gentle smile. Its shell, depicted in muted grey tones, sits on its back like a smooth, ridged saddle. The background is a deep, dark blue, with small, floating stars or sparkles scattered around, adding a magical ambiance. The number “#131 Lapras” is displayed at the bottom in light blue text. The overall style is cute and minimalist, with smooth lines and soft shading.
A close-up photo of a tabby cat dipping its paw into a cup of tea. The cat is looking curiously at the tea with its paw partially submerged. The background shows a wooden shelf with some electronics and cables. The image captures a playful and inquisitive moment.
Another chart showing daily (orange), weekly (blue), and monthly (green) active user counts.
A chart with 3 lines showing Daily, Weekly, & Monthly user activity rate above baseline.
Flipboard mass enabling bridgyfed with Bluesky.
This image is a still from the movie Midsommar (2019), directed by Ari Aster. It shows a group of women in traditional Swedish-style clothing participating in a communal expression of grief. The central character, Dani (played by Florence Pugh), is visibly distraught, with the other women mirroring her emotional state and holding her as part of a shared ritualistic experience. This scene captures the film’s exploration of communal rituals, emotional catharsis, and cultural practices within the fictional Swedish pagan community.
The image is a screenshot of a humorous exchange on Bluesky between a business called “RugsnotDrugs” and a user named Daniel Hückmann. “RugsnotDrugs” is promoting their rug-selling business with a post saying, “Help us spread the word about our business!” Daniel replies, humorously asking for “a rug that would be fun to stare at during an acid trip.” In response, “RugsnotDrugs” shares an image of a brightly colored, wavy-patterned rug from their collection, implying that the vibrant design would be ideal for such a psychedelic experience.
A screenshot of the help article titled "Information about objections and how you can object on Facebook." The subtext says: "This information is not available in your area."
A screenshot of the Facebook AI training opt out form that says: This form isn't available This form is only available to people in certain regions.
A meme of a salesman presenting a woodchipper to a potential buyer. He gestures at the machine and says: "You can fit so many billionaires in this bad boy."
A black and white doorbell camera video showing a large fireball light up the night sky.
A screenshot of Bluesky celebrating 10 million users. It shows the OP as being user #41,373, joining on April 26th 2023.
A screenshot from the third party macOS utility Pasteboard Viewer, showing an additional property on modified pastes.
This is a weather radar map of the Portland, Oregon area, showing different levels of precipitation intensity. The colors represent varying intensities of rain, with green indicating lighter rain, yellow and orange representing moderate to heavy rain, and red indicating very heavy rain or possible thunderstorms. The map also shows lightning strikes in the area, particularly around Vernonia, Banks, and areas near Portland.
A screenshot of Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave, from the scene where he sings an original song, Friday Night. The meme text says "Fri. Day. Night." to match the alliteration of the performance.
A tweet lamenting the migration of UK account to Bluesky: "Twitter is Babylon Bluesky is the EU and Scotland after the referendum, white folks with the means fleeing to live with other white folks because of the state racism, exactly who suffers again?! Us knowing here's the only place we can survive because this where we all live"
These frames are from the movie Hackers (1995), highlighting the backstory of Dade Murphy, who was known as "Zero Cool" before being caught for a major hacking incident. Top Frame: Dade Murphy (played by Jonny Lee Miller) is speaking. The caption reads, "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." Middle Frame: The other characters, including Paul Cook (Lord Nikon, played by Laurence Mason), are looking surprised. The caption reads, "Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history." Bottom Frame: Nikon continues speaking, with the caption reading, "Front page New York Times, August 10, 1988."
This 2010 photo taken at Stumptown Coffee in SE Portland shows a group of people working at small wooden tables. Most are using Apple MacBooks, but one person has set up a full-sized iMac desktop computer on their table. The café features white walls adorned with framed artwork, pendant lighting, and a polished concrete floor, creating a clean and modern atmosphere.
A screenshot of user reported problems for LinkedIn on downdetector.com, showing a huge spike in reported issues.
Screenshot from Twitter by Pwnie Awards (@PwnieAwards) reads: “Some of you may already be aware but due to extenuating circumstances we’ve made an early award! The 2024 Pwnie for Epic Fail goes to @CrowdStrike for the CRWD2K bug!” Below the text is an image of the CrowdStrike logo, featuring a stylized red falcon and the word “CROWDSTRIKE” in red on a black background.
A screenshot from the 2024 Pwnie Awards nomination doc for the Epic Fail category. Rather than list any nominees like in the other categories, the table just has two entries: 'lol' and 'Lmao even', likely indicating that the unnamed Crowd Strike has beat out any possible alternate winners.
A weather map (current at time of post) of Oregon showing temperatures, wind direction, active wildfires, and PM2.5 concentration. Temperatures are labeled at various cities: Portland (68°F), Eugene (71°F), Bend (71°F), Medford (77°F), Lakeview (84°F), Burns (88°F), Halfway (86°F), Walla Walla (89°F), and Boise (95°F). Red and orange dots and clusters indicate active wildfires, mostly concentrated in central and eastern Oregon. Wind patterns suggest movement of smoke away from the Portland metro area, which currently appears to have lower PM2.5 concentration compared to other regions affected by wildfire smoke.
A Dave Chappelle 'Modern problems require modern solutions' meme that says: 'CrowdStrike! You can't hack a computer that won't boot up'
A screenshot of the Newskies feed, showing a post made 6 days ago mixed into recent posts.
A screenshot of the Newskies feed, showing a post made 9 days ago mixed into recent posts.
A green sticky note with handwritten pencil that says: Battle drop Pssword -Savage187$ Gmail, Pssword: Savage187$
A screenshot of Jaz's Bluesky stats page showing 6,000,325 users.
An Instagram story from Honey Latte Cafe in Portland Oregon. The story features a digital event flyer for a poetry show fundraiser to support families evacuating from Gaza. Above the flyer is a message from the venue that says: "our landlord thinks this event is "violent" and "political" and is not allowing us to host it. we are blown away by this situation. please stay tuned for more details."
A screenshot from MX Toolbox, showing the SPF records for hedera.com, which contains an entry for HubSpot.
An Android notification from an Internet connected Whisker Litter Robot. The notification says: "Your Firmware Has Been Updated! "Golem's firmware has been updated. Tap here to read about what's new in this update!"
A photo of Insane Clown Posse.
Screenshot of an email from Ticketmaster Hello, We are writing to notify you of a data security incident that may have involved your personal information. We take the protection of your personal information very seriously and are sending this correspondence to tell you what happened, what information was involved, what we have done, and what you can do to address this situation. What Happened Ticketmaster recently discovered that an unauthorized third party obtained information from a cloud database hosted by a third-party data services provider. Based on our investigation, we determined that the unauthorized activity occurred between April 2, 2024, and May 18, 2024. On May 23, 2024, we determined that some of your personal information may have been affected by the incident. We have not seen any additional unauthorized activity in the cloud database since we began our investigation.
A screenshot of a DNS statistic showing that only 5.63% of DNS queries were validated with DNSSEC.
Cover of 'New Riders' Official Internet Yellow Pages' book from the early 90s, featuring a yellow background with blue text and various endorsements, including quotes from Carnegie Mellon University and MCI. Top Center: "Your Internet Yellow Pages is a fantastic service. Nothing like it exists anywhere." Bill Arms, Vice President, Computing Services, Carnegie Mellon University Top Right: "As easy to use as the phone book, with over 10,000 entries" Center: "New Riders' Official Internet Yellow Pages" Bottom Center: "If you haven't realized what the Internet has to offer... now you will. "MCI "Sole Corporate Sponsor" Bottom Right: "NRP New Riders Publishing"
A photo of the aforementioned food on the counter and ready to dish out.
The image is from an Employee Handbook and lists the following prohibited expenses: Weekend spend Alcohol Movie theaters Large tab Music festivals
The Compaq Presario 2200 chassis, a small form factor desktop computer released in 1997. It was a sales failure, and is very hard to find today.
A screenshot of the Windows 98 Desktop and Start Menu UI.
The photograph shows an older man riding a blue bicycle through a wooded area. He is wearing a green t-shirt, khaki shorts, a gray cap, and sneakers. The man is holding a firearm in his right hand, pointing it outward while balancing on the moving bicycle. The background features dense green foliage, suggesting a forest or park setting. The overall scene appears unusual and intense due to the combination of riding a bike and holding a weapon.
A Tweet screenshot with a short transcript and attached screenshot from convicted felon Donald Trump's recent Fox News interview. The transcript says: Journalist: Would you declassify the 9/11 files? Trump: Yes. Journalist: JFK files? Trump: Yes Jorunalist: What about the Epstein files? Trump: "Yes...less so...you don't want to affect people's lives if there is phony stuff in there." Wonder who he's thinking of.
Screenshot of an errant post on What's Hot Classic.
Screenshot of posts from the What's Hot Classic feed showing an errant entry from @techmeme.com.
A screenshot of a post from post.news (which is shutting down this week). "It's not going to be easy to find a comfortable place to post after the demise of Post. Been trying Bluesky, but the snark is in overabundance and the proliferation of pointless posts is extreme. I might just fade away until a progressive platform exists."
A screenshot of the homepage of the David Douglas district website, circa 2006.
A ticket workflow diagram that goes from Start (Request Submitted) straight to a "No" closed state.
A product box for Psyched Wellness' Amanita muscaria extract. Contrary to popular belief, Amanita muscaria is safe to consume, with proper processing and dosing. This extract is designed to remove the ibotenic acid, leaving behind mostly muscimol. Muscimol is a GABA agonist and, anecdotally, promotes mental calm and excellent sleep.