Sanjuny

@sanjuny.bsky.social

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i accidentally made a game about 5th graders beating each other up in a card game during recess: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3087810/Recesses/

Screenshot from the game Recesses, Clair is saying to the main character: "Here we are, potentially the only intelligent life in the universe. And what have we done with such an incredible gift?"
Photo of a chicken loafing outside
Screenshot from Recesses, Emily is saying to the main character: "We're a society of alcoholics trying to feel better by putting people in power who promise more, cheaper drinks!"
Video of a chicken post-bath, wrapped in a blanket, mlem-ing and purring happily.
Screenshot from the game Recesses, Eugene is talking to a goat in some inter-dimensional plane of existence: "Oh no! It'th even worsthe than I could have possthibly imagined. She ith adding a cheat code to the game."
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the main character is saying: "AI? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"
Screenshot from the game Recesses, Emily is saying: "You know, I used to wonder why humanity keeps repeating the same mistakes over and over again, when we should just learn from history. But the answer is obvious: we make the same mistakes because they feel good."
A photo of a chicken sitting down on dirt and leaves
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the main character is saying: "AI? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the main character is saying: "AI? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"
Deadlock II Shrine Wars, a computer game released in 1998
A chickens with yogurt happily stick to her beak after eating it
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the character Wires is asking the main character: "What's it like to be normal?"
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the main character is saying: "AI? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the text says: "Congratulations! The tutorial is now over."
Screenshot from the game Recesses, Clair is saying: "Here we are, potentially the only intelligent life in the universe. And what have we done with such an incredible gift?"
Screenshot from Recesses, main character is saying to Emily: "AI? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"
Screenshot from Recesses, Emily is saying: "All we can do is make the best choices possible with what's available to us."
A crested chicken staring right at the camera with a derpy face
Screenshot of the game Recesses, Clair is saying to the main character on top of a snowy mountain: "I'm juts so... tired."
Screenshot of Reddit comment for my game that says: "an odd chice to use ai for such a simple style, but alright. i was immediately suspicious because this is usually how image generators make childlike pictures, and every single detector I run it through gives 90% or higher. I know they aren't reliable, but it's probably the case for this one. interesting concept though. looking at the page, the people are fairly consistent, so maybe it's only the background?"
Screenshot from the game Recesses where Joey is saying to the main character: "People knew the dangers of releasing literal tons of pollution into the air, but they just kept doing it."
A photo of a derpy hen looking right into the camera.
Chicken on a blanket-covered lap
Screenshot of the Culex fight from Super Mario RPG on the SNES.
Screenshot from the game Recesses, principal Keener is saying to two elementary school students: "When we're through, I'll wipe my ass with your pathetic cards!"
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the main character is saying, "A.I.? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"
Screenshot from the game Recesses, Clair is saying to the main character: "It's... agony, watching our species's potential waste away."
Screenshot from the game Recesses, Mr. Whitter the school janitor is saying to the main character: "Y'know why they call'em holler-painyo pepper'sh? It'sh on account of they're sho shpicy they make ya holler in pain!"
Screenshot of a Reddit comment on an ad post that says "Finally... an advertisement that's actually somewhat interesting."
Screenshot of Stepmania with a AAA score on Maxx Unlimited
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the 5th grader Emily is saying to the main character: "We're a society of alcoholics trying to feel better by putting people in power who promise more, cheaper drinks."
Three cenobites from Hellraiser, with Umamusume faces pasted over them. Text at the bottom is quote from the movie that Pinhead, the leader, says: "We are demons to some. Angels to others."
Screenshot from the game Recesses where the 5th grader Emily is saying: "Like, the biggest reason A.I. is controversial is because of capitalism."
Screenshot of the Steam store page for Recesses, it currently has 59 reviews.
A drawing that says Make And Consume Weird Art
A screenshot of the summary for the game Recesses: "It's recess. Time to play cards, find your missing friend, discover the meaning of life. The usual 5th grade playground stuff."
Hat with 32 on it
Screenshot of a splash screen for a horror game, it says: "This game has permanent, irreversible consequences to some decisions. A guide will not help you. You will not like what happens if you cheat. Breathe deep. Trust the game. Trust yourself."
Cnyr7w Static-Orb from the Recesses card game. It lets you pick any card to change its ability at random.
The card Ignix Hellfang from the game Recesses. It has 1 power and the ability "When dies, kill the enemy Battalien."
Screenshot from the game Recesses, where Emily is saying to the main character: "Because we're obsessed with this weird, outdated belief that everyone needs to 'earn' a living. Even though our world has more than enough resources for everyone to live happily and modestly."
Puuts Peptalker card from the game Recesses. It boosts the strengths of all your cards to a random type.
Screenshot from the game Recesses, the main character is saying: "A.I.? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"
Screenshot from the game Recesses where the main character is saying: "A.I.? You mean the computers that steal artwork and fill out your homework wrong?"
Screenshot from the game Recesses where 5th grader Eugene is telling the 5th grade main character: "We have no precedent to defeat such an issue, and thousands upon thousands of precedents to show that we will only continue to double down until it is far too late."
A Steam forum post where the title is "true final boss is absolute cinema" and the text is "you absolutely cooked with every single part of it."
A screenshot from the game Recesses. Clair is saying to the main character: "Here we are, potentially the only intelligent life in the universe. And what have we done with such an incredible gift?"
A photo of a firefighter spraying water on smoking rubble. The top text over the rubble says: "The smoldering ashes of the world/society." The bottom text under the firefighter says: "Me making dumb little indie games."
Screenshot from the game Recesses where the 5th grader Emily is saying to the player at recess: "We're a society of alcoholics trying to feel better by putting people in power who promise more, cheaper drinks."
Photo of Great Illustrated Classics books.
Screenshot of Magic Arena, 7-0 win in Arena Direct to win a Final Fantasy collector booster box.
Screenshot from Recesses, the main character is telling his friend: "Ugh, come on Clair. Not that 'butt aliens' game you play with all the weirdos during recess."
Screenshot from the game Recesses. The character Emily is saying to the main character: "Just like how our actions still have consequences and meaning even when god doesn't exist..."
Screenshot from the game Recesses. The main character is saying to his friend Clair: "Ugh, come on Clair. Not that butt aliens game you play with all the weirdos during recess."
Screenshot from the game Recesses. The teacher Ms. Raven is telling her 5th grade student: "I understand. The illusion of free will is string."
Grape Escape board game, where you smash play-doh characters with crazy contraptions.
Steam review text that says: "I pressed suggest ship and then after I won it forced me to sit through the first chapter of moby dick."
Jace the Mindsculptor from Magic: the Gathering