Sar

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@sarzzzzzaa from the bad place @bird_petals from TikTok jam band enjoyer Ohio slander account On Ohlone Land

A Nextdoor post from a neighborhood in Santa Clara that says “We just put a bicycle outside our house and was taken by someone diving (sic) a limousine passing by.” A still image from a home surveillance camera shows a view from the house toward the front yard and a hearse stopped in the street just past the fence
“Perfect. We’ve been sitting here talking all day and you all never bothered to learn my name. We’re so buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean, we don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone?! PornHub, Xtube, I know these names better than I know my own grandmother’s. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube, panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. All great, but I ask you this - if I was a big old guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back? Think about that for one second.” but in the Burger King logo font (red text sandwiched between 2 orange half circles)
An bright white object streaks across the night sky and leaves a glowing tail behind it, like a slowly burning shooting star. SpaceX Crew-11 Dragon Endeavor atmospheric reentry over Sunnyvale CA @12:32a PST 2025-01-15
An 8-bit pixel art illustration of Tokyo by artist eBoy, from their “Pixorama” series.
Goose band playing onstage at SF Masonic with many rainbow lights
A screenshot of a Facebook identity verification instruction: Header: Confirm your identity with a video selfie Body: To make sure you’re a real person, we need you to record a video selfie. We’ll ask you to move your head during the recording to help us capture your face at different angles.
A queer [me] holding a protest sign in front of SF City Hall My sign says: Make America Gay Again [the word “gay” is colored in with the progress pride flag]
4 MAGA chud agitators being assholes at the Sunnyvale Tesla Takedown
A protestor wearing a Statue of Liberty crown and a sandwich board notifying of upcoming events regarding the Hands Off action on Saturday April 5
A person holding a protest sign which reads: Don’t Drive A Turd (And the T is the Tesla logo T)
This weeks protest sign which says Elon is a NOOB
Kash Patel making a face that indicates he’s shitting his diaper
Protest pic centering a person in gray rat fursona wearing a black T-shirt, jean battle vest, holding a lime green sign that says: Rodents Eroding Elon’s Equity
Screenshot from Merlin.app showing an audiogram at the top and a list of birds below: -northern mockingbird -western grebe -California scrub jay -American robin
Screenshot from Ravelry dot com “The nursing beanie” An image of a woman in a blue shirt nursing a baby that is wearing a crocheted beanie that looks like a titty
My dirtbag ass (purple mullet, acid wash jean jacket, belt bag, doc marten Chelsea boots) in front of the Van Ness Tesla showroom, holding a cardboard sign edged with blue tape that reads “I’ve had it with these motherfucking nazis in our motherfucking government”
A leafless tree that has undergone a recent pruning
A kitchen counter with a bowl of ground rosemary, a basket of dried orange slices, a pie plate with rosemary branches stripped of leaves, and a mason jar with cilantro sprigs in water
Side profile snapshot of an alternative-looking person with purple mohawk haircut. Person has stretched ears and many piercings, is wearing pink tinted glasses, and a blue bandana with pink flowers.
Image of a car bumper with various stickers: -a small multicolored sticker “support your local dumpster” -an iridescent skeleton hand throwing devil horns -a yellow sticker with green font “life is trash and I’m dumpster diving” -a black sticker with Frank Reynolds smiling face “when I’m dead just throw me in the trash” -a pink sticker with a cartoon frog in a cowboy hat “this is my second rodeo” -a green sticker with blue font with a cat on a skateboard “bye” -a faded yellow sticker with black and red font “Keep honking! I’m sitting in my car crying to the cranberries 1993 hit single, ‘linger’” -a white sticker with orange font “where have all the cowboys gone?” -a shiny orange transfer sticker featuring the DMB firedancer
A calico kitten laying on a blue patterned blanket
Screenshot from Facebook report flow that has been edited to say “I’m in this photo and I love it”
Zooming in on a pharmacy sign that reads “Promethazine with codeine has been removed from all CVS locations and is no longer available to be dispensed”
A person laying bricks
Screenshot of BlueSky search tab with Trending Videos beta section circled
Post from Xiaohongshu in which I discuss how we were found a stranger in the Alps by the oligarchs
Dewey Cox’s dad saying “The wrong kid died!” From Walk Hard
The green jacket that Melania Trump wore during a visit with immigrant children that reads “I really don’t care do u?”
Screenshot of the TikTok app upon opening at 7:53P PST. “Sorry, TikTok isn’t available right now” “A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can’t use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!”
A disgruntled person giving face at the camera. Covering them is a yellow towel and blue heating pad, which they are pulling down to reveal a half an onion placed on either side of their chest.
A monarch caterpillar 5th instar is simply chillaxin’ and maxin’ all cool on the underside of my front fence
A monarch caterpillar hangs upside down from a solar garden light in preparation for pupating
A graph from the I Am Sober app showing the duration of my alcohol sobriety as horizontal bars, indicating: 7 years 0 months 1 day 16 hours 51 minutes 16 seconds
Screenshot of tsunami warning map for the South Bay Area in which my location pin is tucked gently just outside the warning zone
A western fence lizard basks on a wood stump.
Lowe’s large wardrobe moving box with the following checkboxes to label contents: FRAGILE Bedroom Family Room Dining Room Kitchen Bath Basement Attic Laundry Garage A Load of Bricks
A brown fence with dozens of small pots of cacti and succulents along the bottom edge. A white sign taped to the fence with blue painter’s tape reads: (arrow) FREE! -cactus & succulents -succulent cuttings
Bluesky Member Number Card which says: Celebrating 10M users 🎉 #70,827 (first 1%) Joined May 11, 2023
A black and white cat is puffed up and pacing toward a sliding glass door, which reveals there is a gray cat lounging outside
A black and white cat looks up at the camera. She lays on brown coffee filters scattered across the carpet.
The inside of a door at a rest stop, with “Fuck Yes” handwritten graffiti
A black and white cat lying on her side with her front paws curled into chest like a tiny T-Rex
Panorama of Big Lagoon County Beach in Humboldt County, CA
A green door with a wreath featuring flowers in rainbow color order (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink)
A greenish brown frog sitting inside a wagon handle, mid-croak
A black and white cat curled up taking a nap on a fleece blanket. Her paws are stacked making it look like she’s tangled herself up.
A hand holding a broken tine from a plastic fork, a container of egg salad with a fork missing a tine resting on top.
Black and white cat in loaf position on a fleece blanket
Fisheye image of a tan dog with black nose and black ear tips with its nose close to the camera.