Sara Warf

@sarabwarf.bsky.social

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Clinical professor of law, paint by numbers artiste, haver of Cookie & Biscuit (small dogs). She/her. Used to be big; it was Twitter that got small.

Photo of a man speaking to an auditorium. Behind him on the screen is a comics panel showing She-Hulk ripping a table in half like a BOSS
A very smol tan dog lying on a passenger seat WITHOUT A SEATBELT OMG
The same couple a few hours into the reception. The dude is still classically handsome but the lady is throwing up a peace sign and TUFF FACE
A black and white picture of a young bride and groom on their wedding day
A poster on the wall of a physical therapist’s office shows a maze for a person having arm/wrist PT to use for practicing fine motor skills. It’s a very long tightly packed squiggly line, but the line is a couple inches thick and the color of raw meat. It looks exactly like a VERY problematic colon
A door with a sign on the front that says PLUMBING CHASE
A two-panel comic. The top panel has a barista holding out a cup of coffee and calling the name of the person it’s for: “Frankenstein?” The bottom panel has pulled out slightly so we can see the two people waiting for their orders. One is a mad scientist, and one is the standard big green Frankenstein’s monster. Both have their hands raised.
A black and white depiction of a book on a table in a library. It’s standing up to face the reader. In the background are three high walls of ponderous bookshelves with a frankly unsettling number of lit candles. Behind the book is an older woman in a bun, eyeglasses, and loose flowy clothing staring off into space. The book’s title is CHAMBERS STYLE THE COIFE, apparently authored bu PROFESSOR WARPH
A podium faces the reader in the large empty hallway of an academic library. There are two stories of bookshelves on either side. The podium is labeled PROFESSOR’S WAMBER’S CHAMBERS STYLE GUIDE. In the background is a figure that is clearly just a full-grown man wearing some sheets. It is not spooky.
A podium stands facing the viewer in the middle of a dark library nook, with tall dark shelves on all sides. There is a very tall lit candle on the podium. On the front of the podium—definitely not a book cover, looks maybe like a sign—you can read PROFESSOR WAMBER’S CHAMBERS STYLE GUIDE
A woman sitting on a spare bed in what is clearly the (finished) storage area of her house. To her left is a Christmas tree and to her right is a corner cabinet with her wedding china. She is doing professional calls this way
A screenshot of a text convo with my teen son wherein I type out the instructions I gave him aloud earlier about changing the oven temp. I then add a text as if he is a trained assassin and we are speaking in code. He replies with two texts asking about how to work the oven
A selfie of a woman in a t-shirt and an enormous kraken made of polymer clay wrapped around her neck and chest
A paper coffee cup on which someone has scribbled a little note in sharpie that says “yay,” except the first y looks like a g, which was quite confusing at first glance
A Lisa Frank™️ phone case COVERED in tony rainbows and unicorns and whatnots
The bottom of a woman’s face and top of her chest showcasing two polymer clay tentacles wrapping around from behind her neck. They are purple (three colors striated, which doesn’t show up in the photo) with black suckers dusted with gold glitter.