Sarah Clowder (she/they)

@sarah-clowder.bsky.social

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German born, Kentucky raised. I write about ladies and ladies smooching ladies. Married to the amazing @oworthyfool ! Website: sarahclowder.com Shop: payhip.com/SillyGooseInk Itch: https://sarah-clowder.itch.io/

A kitten dangling her front two paws from the top of a cat tower
A green background with faded gold leaves in the background. "Indie Adult Fantasy Romance" "Older bisexual lead. Found family. Polyamory endgame (F/F/NB). Enemies to lovers. Magic, gods, and demons (oh my). This book can hold so many lesbians!!! Sequel coming 2027." To the right of the tropes list is the cover with "Book 1 of the Fools Trilogy Fools Rush In by Sarah Clowder." It features an older female elf with gray hair sitting in a red chair with shadowy creatures behind her. There is a fog that covers a vault in the background. She's holding a glowing sword in one hand and a goblet that's spilling out in the other. The spilled wine makes a demon grinning puddle. There are 5 chibi versions of the main characters. Brick with a pair of wings and a shiny star next to her as she flexes one arm. Alik who is wearing an eyepatch and there are breakfast items floating (an egg, waffle, cheese, and sausage on a fork). Leslie with an angry emote and two blue flames. Daphne winking with a heart, behind her is a stack of books and potions/poisons. Eavie with a floating crown as she sighs, and ravens floating next to her. "Available in paperback, audiobook, and ebook. Free 70+ page preview available at sarahclowder.com."
A diluted tortie sitting in a foldable crate
Jungle backyard with dog for scale
A single panel titled Meanwhile... with a drawing of my wife with hypno eyes and text behind them: "come back lesbian" (over and over) followed with "you want to soooooo bad"
A four panel comic from top left to right. Panel one: Obvious lesbian... a drawing of a short haired lesbian glancing at my table Panel two: keeps going with the same drawing Panel three: the lesbian stops with a skrt, and thinks... Panel four: the lesbian returns "Yeah no, I gotta look lol" and picks up a book
Me at my pink and goose themed table being a massive dork
Me standing behind my vendor table with a pink and goose themed decor
Me sitting at a booth set up with my book and other various swag. It's pink and goose themed
A diluted tortie kitten stretched out on a wooden floor, looking at the camera
A passed out pitbull dog with her tongue slightly poking out
A pink graphic with sprinkles on the side. The text reads from top to bottom: Sarah Clowder Come Find Me At... Imaginarium Convention: July 17 - 19 Holiday Inn in Louisville, KY Creatives' Alley Hours Friday: 12 PM to 6 PM Saturday: 10 AM to 6 PM Sunday: 10 AM to 5 PM entertheimaginarium.com Soft covers and merchandise will be available including stickers, sword keychains, custom character candles, custom character soap, character magnets, and prints! sarahclowder.com
A selfie with myself and wife!
Two shelves with various media
Various fish and items from Stardew Valley cross stitched on a jean vest. The text at the top says "Villagers Want Me... Fish Fear Me..." followed by a stardrop
Pride Book Fair 2026 Bundle #2: Pride Hard with a Vengeance Fear the Wood Jeremy Rayne; The White Ribband Mason Hawthorne; The Cruel Gods The Thirteenth Hour Trudie Skies; Zimanges M C Burnell; A Study on Magic and Crystal May Barros; Awry With Dandelions J S Fields; Candy Apples Aleksander E Petit; Colors of Magic Liz Sauco; Imposter J M Rose; Common Accord K N Brindle; Consciousness Soup Girlie machine; Crown of Ivy Victoria Audley; Eating At Chain Restaraunts in the Future Cayce Kolodny; Echo Sight Cian Verati; Event Horizon Dan Bispo; Fools Rush In Sarah Clowder; Forest of the Morning Emmylou Kotze; Forgotten Gods Alina Lee; Goblin Girl K A Mielke; Her Majesty Alex Zandra Van Chestein; Hooked Sidney Quinn; I Knew Him Abigail de Niverville; Jane and the Sea Wight E M Anderson; Lantern Burgundy Athena Pendragon; Lifes a Zoo Snow Lupinwood; Many Drops Make a Stream Adrian Harley; Pane Bailey Elizabeth; Rainbow Islands Devin Harnois; Second Glance A E Bennett; The Killing Song Felix Graves; The Mycelium Palace S M Reiher; The Rising Dark Celia Thorn; The Stars Will Guide Us Back Rue Sparks; The Wolf And His Witch Elis Madsen; The Wonders of Mundus Talia Elliott Besler; When I Had Fears Holly Penrose; Wish Lists Lead to This Kay Claire
The big book vs small book meme but in reverse with the thin, small book first and the much thicker book next. Text above the first thin book is "Leslie without a gun" and the text above the thicker book is "Leslie with a gun"
Butch (she/her): A very heterosexual Fight Club vibe
An orange cat sniffing a tortie who is yawning, but it looks like yelling before-
A real zoomed in sea urchin cross stitch from Stardew Valley
Various expressions- smiling, angry, surprised, blushing, annoyed, confused, sad, sighing, hurt, and laughing
Stardew Valley snail
A close up of the angler and midnight squid from Stardew Valley, cross stitched
A smiling Brick. She is wearing a vest, tie, and formal shirt. She's smiling and blushing. She has shaved sides going up in a ponytail and dot circles on her forehead
A close up of a cross stitched tuna from Stardew Valley
The door clicked and they scrambled between shelves. The voices were too muffled to hear. Leslie blanked on a plan that didn’t involve magic until… She looked at Alik. “Kiss me.” “W-What? I’m not going to-” “No one will bother us if they think we’re getting busy. Now kiss me or come up with something better.”
A close up of a cross stitched octopus from Stardew Valley
A close up of cross stitched fish. The crab is holding a pair of purple shorts. There is a manta ray and an eel.
A close up of the cross stitched crab and manta ray from Stardew Valley.
Cross stitch of the midnight carp from Stardew Valley
Cross stitching on a jean vest. The top is a tiger trout, below is a puffer fish, and at the bottom, a lobster. They're from the game Stardew Valley
A brown and black cat snuggled and entertained with an orange and white cat
A diluted tortie kitten looking up at the camera near some flowers
A white pitbull mix lounging on a chair with one paw outstretched. She is wearing a blue sweater
Get to know me better! 1 like = 1 answer Bluesky 1. Any other social media? 2. Why Bluesky? 3. What do you post on Bluesky? Personal 4. Nationality & ethnicity? 5. Gender & pronouns? 6. One word to describe yourself. 7. Have any hobbies or passions? 8. Three nice things about you? 9. What's your "perfect" date? 10. Speak any other languages? 11. Somewhere you'd like to visit? Faves 12. Are you a coffee or a tea person? 13. What's your favorite food? 14. What's your favorite drink? 15. What's your favorite season? 16. Have a favorite quote? Music 17. What's your favorite genre(s) of music? 18. Have any favorite music artist(s)? 19. What's your favorite song? 20. A song you're currently obsessed with? 21. Have a favorite sad song? 22. What's that one song that pumps you up? 23. What's a song that means a lot to you? 24. How was the last concert you attended? Media 25. What was your first game console? 26. Have a favorite video game? 27. Game you're really into right now? 28. What's your favorite movie? 29. What was the last movie you saw? 30. Have a favorite fictional character? Art 31. What's your favorite OC? 32. What do you prefer to make? 33. Do you do NSFW? 34. Any art goals? 35. Traditional or digital? 36. Weakness? 37. Strengths? 38. Anything you make but never post? 39. Weirdest thing you've ever made? 40. FREE SPACE! design by @antiheat.bsky.social
Me sitting on a couch while holding a diluted tortie kitten. Her paws are positioned so it looks like she's walking on the pillow at 90 degrees. She's glaring at my wife (who took the picture)
A cat shaped... item? it said vase? It's styled of a cat with a large grinning/opened mouth. It's a lil weird but whimsy and silly
The cover, at the center and to the left, is for Fools Rush In by Sarah Clowder (art by Amanda Robin @robinade ). It features an older elf woman sitting slouched in a red chair with a ruby necklace. In one hand, a goblet of wine is spilling into a grinning puddle, the other holds a sword with the a broken hearted gem.
A cat singing while dressed in Cinderella's maid outfit with an apron and head covering
A collage of various art that I have mostly drawn of the main character of Fools Rush In, Leslie Glynore.
An innocent looking brown and black cat sitting in a container with his paws slightly crossed in front of him.
The goat from Harvest Moon sits atop the cow from Harvest Moon
Front facing picture of the cow from Harvest Moon / Story of Seasons
Me recording my audiobook making an unfortunate face
A beaded cow in a field. It's been glued to a purple piece of paper and framed in a brown and gold frame without the glass
On the left side is a loom with a work in progress bead work of a cow. In the middle is the cow pattern I'm working off of. On the right is a goose container with all the beads
Elmo cake decoration reaching for the heavens
The cover for my upcoming book. Text from top to bottom reads: Book 2 of the Fools Trilogy FOOLS RUSH OUT Sarah Clowder The cover has gold filigree swirls at each corner. Center of the work is of a masc person slouched in a chair. They have red hair and a scar over their eye. They're holding a sword that has a glowing pair of gems to make a heart. There is water along the bottom with a floating eye patch. In the foggy background is a vault door with magical blue chains around it.
Entering, the Duchess let out a horrified gasp. “Oh gods…” Alik hadn’t bothered to linger after attempting the dye job. But now they saw the splatters of brown that looked like the drying blood of some creature butchered by an overeager butcher… or someone who had had a really, really bad case of diarrhea. “I’m guessing hair dye isn’t supposed to do that,” they whispered. “No, no it doesn’t.” Daphne pushed up her sleeves in determination, grabbing a bucket by the tub. “Off with your top. I should be able to fix this.” She breezed by them, and they heard a mumbled, “hopefully.”
A work in progress painting/art of an older elven woman with a gray long ponytail. There is glitter/sequence in mostly green on her top with purple and then a purple hair band. There are roses in each corner. Very much a work in progress.
The cover, at the center and to the left, is for Fools Rush In by Sarah Clowder (art by Amanda Robin @robinade ). It features an older elf woman sitting slouched in a red chair with a ruby necklace. In one hand, a goblet of wine is spilling into a grinning puddle, the other holds a sword with the same broken hearted gem as the graphic.
A square graphic for an audiobook. It has a green background with good filigree around the edges. The text reads: Book 1 of the Fools Trilogy Fools Rush In Written and Performed by Sarah Clowder The bottom has red logo from the studio I worked with: Antagonist Productions
Akward white person smile but it's a cat
A pink graphic with sprinkles on the side. The text reads: Sarah Clowder 2026 Events! Imaginarium Convention: July 17 - 19 Holiday Inn in Louisville, KY Creatives Alley Lexington Legendary Book Bash: September 6 Hyatt Regency Hotel in Lexington, KY Louisville Book Festival: October 24 KY International Convention Center in Louisville, KY Soft covers and merchandise will be available including stickers, sword keychains, custom character candles, custom character soap, character magnets, and prints! Cash, PayPal, or CashApp will be accepted. You can also make a purchase on my website with a special discount code. There is a running goose with a bow graphic followed by my website: sarahclowder.com
My hand holding a vinyl inspired CD with a green label in the middle with gold plants. Fools Rush In is at the top with Written and Performed by Sarah Clowder at the bottom
A decorative mirror with filigree around it. Inside the mirror reads: 42 The text reads: Finding a bear to fight was hard as the wine and other free booze from the open bar kicked in. Leslie wasn't sure if chugging her ex-fiance's wine after lashing out at him was worth it- wait. No. It so was. But something about that drink wasn't sitting right.
A marketing graphic with a soft pink background and faded foliage. The main text reads: You have called us and we wish to respond, but you are tainted. We can give you what you desire. Do you accept? Followed by a broken heart gem. The bottom text reads: Available in paperback and ebook. Free preview available at sarahclowder.com The cover, at the center and to the left, is for Fools Rush In by Sarah Clowder (art by Amanda Robin @robinade ). It features an older elf woman sitting slouched in a red chair with a ruby necklace. In one hand, a goblet of wine is spilling into a grinning puddle, the other holds a sword with the same broken hearted gem as the graphic
A square graphic for an audiobook. It has a green background with good filigree around the edges. The text reads: Book 1 of the Fools Trilogy Fools Rush In Written and Performed by Sarah Clowder The bottom has red logo from the studio I worked with: Antagonist Productions
A framed map for my book printed on brown paper. The continent and islands make a dragon shape. The map is titled Mushillian of Erde. In the reflection, you can see me make a silly face
A grumpy tabby cat sits in a box while a gray tortie kitten sits behind him in the midst of the curtains