sarah

@sarahuk.bsky.social

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she/her northeast uk former Cool Girl

Tony Soprano gesturing happily to an amygdala monster from Bloodborne behind him
Low res photo of me walking up a hill
Screenshot from I Think You Should Leave. A woman sits behind a desk, “I’ll kill muself on live TV”
Selfie of Sarah with a pair of tieflings horns on
Gordon Ramsay in a kitchen in the dark. He’s wearing a cap and pointing a flashlight into a Tupperware (which we can safely assume is full of rotten food)
The cover of No One Lives Forever featuring video game character Cate Archer who’s wearing a 60’s style orange and white jumpsuit
Sarah stood next to a boat shed with two very simple Homer Simpsons graffiti’d on
Selfie of Sarah
Mirror selfie of Sarah in her jeans
Text exchange between me and Andrew Him: “We were like 2 cats who walk in on eachother and just have a moment of staring hahahaha. Like is dat you??” Me: “Hahahahahahahaha. My heart like “that’s your guy, say hello” but my brain was on standby”
Eighteen year old Sarah stood in a field in the dark, arms flung in the air, clutching a bottle of strongbow
Mirror selfie of Sarah next to a framed photo of toddler Sarah
Screenshot of a message conversation between Sarah and Andrew. Andrew has sent a picture of a tortilla with “ya big baby” written on it in sauce. He’s captioned the photo with “I just opened these wraps baba and this one came pre sauced. Think they were for you. Must’ve been a mix up with the delivery”. Sarah has replied with laughter and “you are so dumb hahahaha I love you”
Sarah in the woods, clinging onto a tree for balance so as not to disturb the bluebells. She is pulling a very goofy grin
Mirror selfie of Sarah, she has a yellow beanie on, a t shirt featuring Dot from eastenders, and black work trousers
Two big fluffy cats sat in the window of a cat cafe
Sarah havin a lovely pint
selfie of Sarah in her disgusten work uniform
Screenshot from tv soap Eastenders, a bath is falling from the ceiling. The captions read “DEBRIS CRASHES”
Screenshot of my recently viewed films on Google. It says I looked up Shrek two days ago and Friendship 3 days ago.
Screenshot from Dordogne. A watercolour garden, it’s very sunny, there are big green trees and juicy tomatoes. Mimi, a little girl with long brown hair wearing a big beige sun hat, is sat a table with Nora, an older woman in a peach coloured shirt and a similar beige sun hat.
Very low angle, zoomed out photo of a white horse. His proportions are all wrong, his face is short and his neck is really long
Extremely low quality and zoomed up photo of me waiting at a bus stop. I look like I have no face. I look like slenderman in crocs.
Two stills from Grease. First panel is Rizzo powdering her neck to hide a hickey, she’s saying “I got so many hickeys people will think I’m a leper.” In the second panel Kenickie is replying “Hey, cheer up. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card. When you care enough to send the very best!”
Three huge fluffy cats sat in the window of a cat cafe, a fourth cat is facing away, asleep on a bed stuck halfway up the window.
Gromit (the dog from Wallace and Gromit) wearing a dressing gown and sunglasses
Noctis from final fantasy 15 wearing a giant cup noodle hat, surrounded by forks that have different foods impaled on them
A funkopop princess diana illuminated by a tea light
mirror selfie of Sarah and Andrew looking cute despite the bad lighting and Andrew pulling a silly smile
Mirror selfie of Sarah, she’s wearing a jumper with a sleeping skull on it, black trousers and a fleece. She’s making the peace sign cos she never knows what to do with her hands.
Mirror selfie of Sarah, she’s wearing her work uniform: burgundy shirt with orange trim, gross, and a pair of black trousers. Sarah’s hair is tied back in a ponytail and she’s smiling
Selfie of Sarah, she looks okay I guess
A shrimp playing a guitar
Andrew, who is wearing a burgundy jacket and a big orange and green scarf, sitting at a wooden bench with a cathedral and castle in the background
The back of Sarah’s tablet - it’s got stickers of her cat, nix from until dawn, some badly translated dark souls stickers and a large “don’t panic” the middle. There’s a smiling pixel frog holding a pride flag.
Selfie of Sarah wearing a black t shirt with a pixel frog printed on the top left of it
Mirror selfie of Sarah, she’s wearing a big fluffy white fleece, a white t shirt and black trousers. Her hair is tied up in a ponytail and she is smiling.
Image of a food shop aisle, water is raining from the ceiling
An extract from Rivals by Jilly Cooper: “Rupert’s cock was really incredible. As he slid inside her, she felt all the amazed joy of a canal lock suddenly finding it can accommodate the QE2”