Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑

@sarahvb.bsky.social

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Kiely has conceded, David Siffert's campaign tells me. @SiffertForNY won an extremely close AD-66 Democratic primary and is on track to be the first-ever nonbinary New York state legislator. Jeff Coltin @JCColtin • 18h David Siffert is up 15 votes (out of 15,000+!) over Jeannine Kiely after the recount, in the race to replace Assembly Member Deborah Glick in Manhattan, per @SiffertForNY's lawyer,
Concern for my reputation prevents me from recommending this movie. I wish I had more nerve. I wish I could simply write, "Look, of course it's one of the worst movies ever made. But it has hilarious dialogue, a weirdo action climax, a bizarre explanation for the faces of Easter Island, and dozens if not hundreds of wonderful bare breasts." I am however a responsible film critic and must conclude that "Rapa Nui" is a bad film. If you want to see it anyway, of course, that's strictly your concern. I think I may check it out again myself.
"Rapa Nui" slips through the National Geographic Loophole. This is the Hollywood convention which teaches us that brown breasts are not as sinful as white ones, and so while it may be evil to gaze upon a blond Playboy centerfold and feel lust in our hearts, it is educational to watch Polynesian maidens frolicking topless in the surf. This isn't sex; it's geography. For years in my liberal youth I thought this loophole was racist, an evil double standard in which white women were protected from exposure while "native" women were cruelly stripped of their bras, not to mention the equal protection of the MPAA. While watching "Rapa Nui," in which there are dozens if not hundreds of wondertul bare breasts on view, I have changed my mind. Since womens' breasts are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the human anatomy, it is only a blessing if your culture celebrates them.
Synopsis 30 Rock - "Subway Hero" - April 17, 2008 Pre-credit sequence. Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) enters Jack's (Alec Baldwin) office and he tells her he's organizing a fundraiser for John McCain and he needs some women to attend, "so it doesn't turn into another giant sausage-fest." Liz is unsure. While looking at the invitation, she asks, "What's the Committee to Re-Invade Vietnam?" He implores her to come and says McCain is rounding up all the cool Republican celebrities. Liz snorts, "Like who, Chuck Norris?" Jack admits that he and "C.Nor" had a falling out after Jack picked another Dojo. Liz says she's not giving anybody money until there’s campaign finance reform.
30 Rock: Tracy makes an anti-voting ad “paid for by the Committee to Re-Invade Vietnam”
Kevin Nealon on SNL Weekend Update Many people are confused by the civil ethics of a war in Yugoslavia, putting the Serbs against the Croats.. and also involving the people of Bosnia, Herze- go-vona.. -gor-vona.. or -govina... Well, it doesn't matter. Basically, there's no oil, so don’t worry about it!
“So he’d be strapped into this big seat,” she said, “and he would see the seat-belt sign go off, and he would undo his seat belt. And he would waddle off in diapers and just vaguely say ‘bye’ to me. He would go down—this is no exaggeration—and lightly and politely give his hand to the adult on the aisle. But he would not look at the adult; he would look past the adult to see if there was a child there. If there was no child, he would go to the next row and do the same.” When he finally found a playmate, she said, she would watch Zohran’s diapered bum “waddle his way into the child’s seat,” where he would spend the rest of the trip playing with his found companion. Nair recalled one time when an amused flight attendant nudged her and said, “He’s going to be a politician.”
Protestor with “No one likes you, Elon” poster at Tesla Takedown
"Electric chair them." Nah, too quick and not enough real time coverage to warn the others. Public caning during the fireworks show. That will get their attention... • 11 posted on 6/20/2026, 11:29:07 PM byc [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies] To: They should get the same length of sentence as those charged over Jan 6. What these people are doing is true insurrection.
Posts from Free Republic: "Electric chair them." Nah, too quick and not enough real time coverage to warn the others. Public caning during the fireworks show. That will get their attention... • 11 posted on 6/20/2026, 11:29:07 PM byc [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies] To: They should get the same length of sentence as those charged over Jan 6. What these people are doing is true insurrection.
Portrait of Innocent X by Diego Velázquez, ca. 1650
Lowered Expectations intro from Mad TV
Hector Heathcote cartoon
2022 Ulster County, NY “I voted” sticker
SNL Cluckin’ Chicken ad “I’m flaaaaaame broiled!!”
From the Day of the Twitter Fake Handles: “Eli Lilly” posting “We are excited to announce insulin is free now.”
Secondary market prices for Knicks tickets to game 3 at MSG
Zohran was born just a couple of months later in Kampala and came home to a house full of grandparents and friends. "It was a great choice to have him be born there because it's idyllic," said Taraporevala. "It was Mahmood and Mira, Baby Zohran, her in-laws, and her mother. It was a lovely time for her, I think." Now, Nair told me 34 years later, "people really curse me out. Because he can't be president.”
I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman
Hoover in Animal House
Protestor at Tesla Takedown with sign reading NO ONE LIKES YOU, ELON
Democrats twitter: shut up you ugly fuck
@cushbomb @KristenhCNN trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh [audience going berserk]
Moron number one and moron number two from Midnight Run
Photo of a garlic clove whose decaying spots make it look like it has a face and is haunted by what it saw
Sidewalk chalk from October 2020: WANT NORMAL? VOTE BIDEN
NO ONE LIKES YOU, ELON poster at Tesla Takedown protest
NO ONE LIKES YOU, ELON protest sign
Far Side cartoon showing a mother chicken scolding her child chicken in bed with a cold: "Quit complaining. For one thing, chicken soup is good for a cold. For another, it's nobody we know."
Guy who grew a Second Evil Head from the Mike’s Hard Iced Tea ad
Insurance ad showing a man golfing with an alligator creeping up on him and the tagline “Who insures you doesn’t matter. Until it does.”
Young Pope Leo in sunglasses ca. 1982
Post from Free Republic: I believe Trump should take Vatican City, kill the pope and install a US pope, this is historical. It’s been done before many times. Remember the anti-popes in Avignon?
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com • 2m Trump: "We're gonna have to force ourselves upon them, which we have the right to do" 个 Brett "Solidarity 2026" Mamdani upgraded 6,700 + holes. @bandit... • 2m Mayor Zohran Kwa... « @m... • 40m New York, we've got your back: we're upgrading 6,700+ catch basins, storm drains, and slotted manhole covers so that when it rains, no one can catch you slipping. This is a $108M investment in mo reliable infrastructure, flood prev dry streets, and dry socks for New…
No Kings sign: You know it’s BAD if New Yorkers are walking THIS slow (again)
No Kings poster
Liz Lemon on 30 Rock reading a post on UrbanBaby “UR buying a bike but not a helmet? The head is where the child's brain is! Why don't u get educated, Double Hitler!”
TRS-80
David LeRoy Anderson: About the time the sun was coming up, we'd step out of the trailer for a cigarette and Edgar [Vincent]'s in full character, and people are walking around the streets of the meat-packing district, bumming cigarettes from him and not even looking twice at the fact that he's got nails growing out of his knuckles, his whole face is all fucked up, he's got big bald spots all over the place. Didn’t matter at all.
I voted to be racist, not poor!
Niedermeyer image from the Animal House credits: Douglas C Niedermeyer ‘63 Killed in Vietnam by his own troops
Presented in Smell-O-Vision
Kagi translate English: The Internet was a mistake uwu william gibson: ^ The Intewnet was a mistake... a wawe in the code of the human condition, a jagged spwawl of data-shonks and neon-drenched wegwet. We thought we wewe buiwding a utopia, but we just buiwt a shiny, ewectwonic cage. (.>m<)
Kagi translate: English: Make your bed Dad joke talk: Make your bed? I'd rather make a sandwich, it's much more filling!
Kagi translate: English: Donald Trump invades Iran Onion Headline: Trump Invades Iran Just to See What Happens
Kagi translate: English: Chicken tenders Gen Z: Chicken tendies
Post from Free Republic: Of course. We had the "I did this" Biden stickers all over the place on gas pumps. So far, I haven't seen any for trump. Hopefully, we won't.
Concern for my reputation prevents me from recommending this movie. I wish I had more nerve. I wish I could simply write, "Look, of course it's one of the worst movies ever made. But it has hilarious dialogue, a weirdo action climax, a bizarre explanation for the faces of Easter Island, and dozens if not hundreds of wonderful bare breasts." I am however a responsible film critic and must conclude that "Rapa Nui" is a bad film. If you want to see it anyway, of course, that's strictly your concern. I think I may check it out again myself.
normal reedus @ayshaufarah.bsky.social all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
Chubb ad showing boat near a waterfall with the tagline “Who insures you doesn’t matter. Until it does.”
Photo of families and children sledding down a snowy hill
"MY FAITHIN THE CONSTITUTION IS WHOLE; IT IS COMPLETE; IT IS TOTAL." BARBARA JORDAN, 1974
NYT Spelling Bee showing an attempt at GRINK with error message
Facelift scene from Brazil
Protestor at Tesla Takedown with sign reading NO ONE LIKES YOU, ELON
Ad Council PSA showing toddler: EVERY TIME YOU SCREAM AT A DRIVER, SHE LEARNS A LESSON. You're always teaching. Teach carefully.
Gif of the brown hoodie kid as he pulls back to punch his ICE-loving high school classmate in the face, and saying “Okay” to acknowledge the fact that he knows he will get in trouble for it
Panel from Preacher: WHY IS IT THE GREATEST CHAMPIONS OF THE WHITE RACE ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE THE WORST EXAMPLES OF IT? YOU! WH-WH-WH-? WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?
Black cat on top of a doorframe