Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

@saraterror.bsky.social

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Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. She/her

A car that a socipathic fucksock has written the words GO ICE on its rear window
A black and white Italian greyhound with a cone on her head prancing around in a backyard
A little black and white dog, sitting glassy eyed in a white bed, with a blue inflatable donut collar around her neck to keep her from scratching the stitches where a cat took out a chunk of her chin this morning.
An orange and white cat sitting on top of a little dog on my lap. She is happily using him as a pillow while he squishes her
A blonde woman with wet hair, cocking her head to the side while her chin rests on a crazy huge raw amethyst ring
A ring made of a large circular slice of rough amethyst. It's on a white hand with a very cute purple and pink polka dot manicure
A black and white dog lying upside down so that her overbite full of teeth looks like a shark mouth
A big rough round slice of amethyst turned into a ring. It is chunky and sparkly
A palr blonde woman with pink and purple nails with white polka dots. She's wearing a large 3d ring if a purple jaguar with pink spots. It's a reference to Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts.
A pale blonde woman with a shiny rainbow chain necklace and earrings made of pastel stars
A blonde woman pointing behind her at a tiny black and white dog sitting on the couch over her shoulder. The dog has her head turned in profile, and she is a precious baby with the sweetest eyes. Her ear is inside out
A small black and white dog on her back in some grass with her pointy snoot touching a flower. She has marvelous snaggle teefs
An orange and white cat sitting next to a woman with his paw outstretched to touch the butt of a small dog in her lap
A very silly black and white Italian greyhound on her back in grass, looking up into the camera. One of her ears is flat against her head because she's got it on inside out again. The other ear sticks out big and bat-like. She has white markings on her face that make her always look like she has a doofy little smile. Her eyes are happy and her front paws are like a bunny. One fang sticks out.
Marilyn Monroe waving BYE BITCH at Lindsey Graham as he goes to hell
Small black and white dog on its back, with its head turned to the side to show off a severe overbite with plenty of fang
A pale blonde woman lying down with an orange and white cat on one side of her body and a small black and white dog on its back on the other side of her. The dog's teeth are showing and it has an extremely goofy look on its face
A small black and white Italian greyhound standing on the back of a couch, pawing at it in an attempt to make it comfy and then perching awkwardly while her human tries to explain why this scenario is flawed af
A cartoonish tiny black and white greyhound playing with a jingly orange ball in a yard. She wildly entertains herself by flinging it into the air and then bouncing around maniacally
A small black and white dog with gigantic teefs gnawing on a coat hanger
A little black and white hound dog with her mouth partway opened and a paw curling in the air as she directs her gaze at a small orange ball.
A small black and white dog playing with an apple by throwing it in the air and then bouncing around it like a lunatic acrobat
A ridiculous looking little black and white dog with a very bruised and abused apple in the corner of her mouth. Her face is scrunched up all goofy and she looks like a goober.
A small black and white Italian greyhound hops around a small apple, knocking it into and out of a hole she dug
A round silver ring with golden stars and stone that shimmers between blue, purple, and black
A pale blonde woman with a small black and white Italian greyhound cuddled up against her face
A black and white Italian greyhound lying on her back with her head resting on a fuzzy toy. She has a white patch on her chin that makes her look like she's smiling
A little black and white dog playing with a fuzzy toy while she rolls around on her back. She has lots of teefs
Five feral cats, most of them orange, sleeping together on a porch.
A little black and white dog with big batlike ears and a chew stick in her mouth. She looks very goofy.
A porch with a wooden lattice that forms small diamonds. A part of the porch has been ripped away to free a cat
Little black and white dog bouncing around while she plays with a toy
The comically long legs of a tiny dog with truly impressive toe beans sticking out every which way from under a blanket on my lap
A small black and white dog with a bottle of sinus spray in her mouth. She is being thanked for her thoughtfulness.
A black and white Italian greyhound hopping around like a lunatic while she plays with a chewy stick
A tiny black and white Italian greyhound bouncing all over the place as she plays with a crinkle ball
A silver ring with Medusa's head in silhouette
An orange and white cat standing on his hind legs like a person, eyes wide, as he looks at a landscaper outside.
Small black and white dog hopping around playing with a cat toy
A small black and white Italian greyhound eating grass while I ask her if she is a cow
A black and white Italian greyhound running around a yard and jumping off of shit like she thinks she can fly. I am arglebargling in fright
A black and white Italian greyhound zooming all over a big backyard. She loves to hop and run.
Small black and white Italian greyhound perched on the arm of a couch. Focusing every part of her being on the sound of the cat in a different room.
A tiny black and white dog in a grassy yard with a chew stick poking out of the side of her mouth like a cigar
A black and white tiny Italian greyhound looking at me as though she needs permission to enjoy the crinkle ball she took from the cat.
A black and white dog on her back, happy, fangs poking out, and a little bit of grass in her front teeth.
Black and white Italian greyhound on her back in the grass, demanding tummy rubs from a woman with a big square sparkling ring.
A tiny black and white Italian greyhound going to town on a chewy stick thing
An incredibly tiny black and white Italian greyhound on a couch next to a bowl of food and a ramekin with water. A fucking ramekin is as big as her head
Zoom, a black and white tiny dog who has just arrived at her forever home and is still very shy, pretending not to see Floof, my orange and white cat who has instantly decided he loves her.
An incredibly small black and white Italian greyhound lying down in the sun in her first encounter with her forever backyard
A small scared black and white Italian greyhound meeting an orange and white cat for the first time. He is very curious about her
A precious little black and white dog that looks like a cross between an Italian greyhound and a chihuahua
A crock pot of stew balanced in a very untenable way on a tray sitting on a car seat.
A little black dog on top of a pile of torn up paper
A woman showing off a 3 dimension ringbof a blue cat lying on top of a translucent green table with an orange base ring
Me yelling at a raccoon who was blatantly mocking me by watching through my window while i rage-skeeted about him
An arrogant raccoon who keeps getting on my porch to steal the kibble from the feral cats and who is less afraid of me every day
An orange and white cat on a table rolling around as he gets high as fuck on catnip
Blonde woman with big blue eyes, mouth puckered into a kiss for the gory monster shark tattoo on her shoulder.