Jessie

@sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social

705 Followers 325 Following

42. Deaf. Very Gay. Sarcasm is my 1st language. Likes: gaming, fantasy, writing. Dislikes: Nazis, fascism, all -ists and -phobes.

Representation of a person in the same style as those little figures shown on public bathroom doors. It is shown marching with the megaphone held up to its head. The text reads, "First they came for the immigrants, and I said NO because I know the fucking poem."
Post from socialistdogmom on bluesky "They didn't leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the vistim look guilty. Not guilty of a crime. Guilty of having a visibly queer wife. Guilty of liberalism. Guilty of opposing the regime. They don't seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die."
A screenshot of the ubereats driver app showing an abysmal offer for $4.38, 15.8 miles one way, two separate pickups with two separate drop offs.
You watched The Hunger Games and sided with the resistance. You watched Star Wars and sided with the resistance. You watched The Matrix and sided with the resistance. You watched Divergent and sided with the resistance. You watched V for Vendetta and sided with the resistance.
Close up of Luna, a white pitbull with a black spot over one eye, curled up in my lap
Tan pitbull lying on a bed with his head and front paws propped up on my knees.
Oliver when he was a wee little tan puppy wearing a tan hoodie, curled up inbetween my legs with his head snuggled against my stomach. Luna's much larger white body is curled up with her back to his.
Hot pink flare in the sky as the northern lights are visible above the rooftop of my neighbors house.
Several pinkish jellyfish swimming in the sea. The text reads, "I've seen more spine, courage, and brains in jellyfish."
Me, wearing a gray hoodie and black pants, lying on my side with my head on two pillows. A white pitbull is lying next to me against my front. A black pitbull is barely visible lying against my back with her nose buried in the back of my neck, and a tan pitbull is lying behind my knees with his head and front paws propped up on my leg.
Oliver, an 11 month old pitbull, sits at the top of the stairs that lead outside to the backyard, surveying the area while wearing his green John Deere shirt.
A man with chin length wavy hair and facial hair resembling mutton chops emphatically says "mother FUCK!"
All three of my dogs piled up on my bed with me
Close shot of one of the giant Elephant Ears with my hand for scale. Each leaf is around 12 inches wide by 16 inches long, give it take an inch either way, and currently standing about 4ft off the ground.
My front garden, showing giant elephant ear plants, along with smaller ones that are red and green and have multiplied far beyond my expectations.
Screenshot of the Weather Channel app showing that the temp is 96 degrees Fahrenheit but the heat index feels like 111 degrees Fahrenheit. "Feels like 111°" is angrily circled in red to illustrate my intense displeasure with this state of affairs.
"I'm pretty sure the heat index is somewhere between boob sweat and Satan's anus."
The view from my front porch, facing north. Rapid heat lighting is lighting up the night sky above the rooftops and trees.
A wrinkly newborn baby with the tip of one finger in his mouth, eyes squinty as he adjusts to the brightness of his new world.
View of the sky over rooftops and trees down and across the street from my front porch. A rainbow is visible in the center, arching up and toward the left.
Headline from St. Louis Public Radio that reads, "Missouri Supreme Court puts state abortion ban back into effect for now." Below the headline is a photo of a large group of protesters on a stage holding signs that read "End the abortion ban".
Mr. Oliver, a 6 month old tan pitbull puppy, lies curled up against my pillows, on top of my heating pad.
Screenshot of the Account settings tab with "Handle" highlighted in red.
A part of the ERCP report with the words "Unfortunately the lithotripsy power cord was not available" highlighted in yellow.
Screenshot from Twitter user Eric Alper asking "What thing from your teenage years do you think shoulf make a comeback?" The response from Twitter user Geraldine: "The prevailing belief that Nazis are bad."
My red armored character Dart is standing in front of a fireplace. The text box at the top shows his thoughts as, "The flame puts me in the mood to 'do it!'"
Picture of my TV screen showing a scene from the beginning of the game Legend of Dragoon. Dart, the main character dressed in red armor and blue pants, stands on a grassy cliff overlooking a burning village. The text box at the top reads "Oh no!! My god!!"
A tan pitbull puppy lies curled up against Mom's side with his head resting on her lower back while she naps.
A three year old with long hair, wearing a white t-shirt, is animatedly telling a story about a monster from atop the kitchen chair. (3 adults were close at hand for safety and spellbound by this child's imagination)
Screenshot of my 17 year old email account (that I still actively use) with 49,149 unread emails.
The desert of the Aiel Waste, with fluffy clouds in the sky. To the left, there is a figure dressed in black on the horizon. I drew a red arrow pointing at the figure.
Screenshot from the list that is linked in the quoted post, zoomed in on "The Wheel of Time: season 3 (Prime Video)-Renewed"
An infographic with the Statue of Liberty front and center. The text reads: "Join the 50501 movement. Next 50 state nationwide protest April 19th (a weekend!) Visit www dot Fifty fifty dot one for location details
The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Special Extended DVD Edition, sitting on my bed.
A woman at a protest in San Diego holding a sign that reads "I could shit a better president"
A two panel black and white cartoon. The left panel shows a character looking very tense, arms crossed tightly with a clenched face. The right panel shows the same character throwing up his hands and yelling "I GUESS!" in angry acceptance.
Variety of accessibility features In addition to existing accessibility features on Nintendo Switch, to support players’ wide range of gameplay styles, Nintendo Switch 2 offers a variety of new accessibility options including the ability to adjust font size, enable screen reader, and speech-to-text features within GameChat.
Photo of my TV screen showing Wheel of Time season 1 starting on ep 3. Episodes 1 and 2 are missing entirely.
Horrible quality photo of my laptop screen showing a YouTube warning stating that the video player will be blocked after 2 videos. "it looks like you may be using an ad blocker. Video playback will be blocked unless YouTube is allowed or the ad blocker is disabled. Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide. You can go ad free with YouTube premium and creators can still get paid from your subscription."
My phone home screen. Lan and Moiraine from season 2, when Moiraine rebonded him. This photo shows them gently resting their foreheads together as Lan's jaw clenches, once again feeling the pain Moiraine always keeps locked up tight.
My phone lock screen. Aviendha, in her Maiden cadin'sor, and Elayne, dressed as a Seafolk Windfinder, complete with nose to ear chain, stand in the bow of a Seafolk ship, Aviendha holding Elayne from behind, Elayne leaning back into Aviendha.
Aviendha, in her Maiden cadin'sor, and Elayne, dressed as a Seafolk Windfinder, complete with nose to ear chain, stand in the bow of a Seafolk ship, Aviendha holding Elayne from behind, Elayne leaning back into Aviendha.
A woman in Queen Morgase's court. She is wearing all red but for what I can only describe as what looks like an explosion of tissues on her head.
Mandein's hand, holding up his black-hafted spear. The spear head looks to have the shape of a short sword, and has script along both edges of the blade in black. There are decorative things tied around the haft at the base of the blade.
Screenshot of the transcript for The Lights Work podcast that is made with (badly) auto generating software. "hi, I'm honest. And I'm grace we love that we love time fandom and we love talking about why it's so special. Our mission is to give back to the fandom through projects that amplify the fun and camaraderie.
My right forearm with the words Dovie'andi Se Tovya Sagain tattooed at an angle
A split view of the two Adan' hats. Young Adan's hat is on top, old Adan's hat is on bottom with a thick black line cutting the bottom couple inches of the hat off, to show that the two hats may actually be the same hat since the colors and patterns match up.
Two of my dogs. Emma on the left, an 11 year old all black pitbull, is curled up on my bed sleeping. Oliver on the right, a 3 month old tan pitbull, is curled up into Emma's side, sleeping.
Mr. Oliver, a tan pitbull puppy, laying on his back right next to me looking up at me with his little puppy grin while I rub his belly.
Child Valda in The Wheel of Time. He is wearing a white cloak with a vivid yellow sunburst on the breast that I've circled. The sunburst appears to have a stylized question marked worked into it in red, to denote that Valda is a Questioner.
A teenager in a black hoodie, sitting at a school desk, painfully holding something back so hard that veins are standing out on his neck and forehead.
Me lying on my back, wearing a light gray hoodie. Mr. Oliver (we decided on a different name than Dunkin), a tan 3 month old pitbull puppy, is lying on top of me on his side, fully asleep and snoring little puppy snuffles.
Woman stands with hands held up emphatically, a look of awe on her face as she says "Women".
jon snow you're a bit of an old soul, but you're not above having something to prove. you want to be taken seriously, and you often are, though your quiet demeanor unsettles some people. it's hard being a lone wolf. you've often watched people — maybe even your friends — laugh and joke, feeling the whole time as though you're watching yourself watch them.
Dunkin, a tan colored pitbull puppy, lays on a soft gray heating pad.
Close up of Dunkin's face as he lies on my lap. He is coffee colored all over except for a tiny strip up white that starts at his nose and climbs up between his eyes to his forehead. Hard to tell in this lighting, but he has gorgeous hazel eyes.
11 week old Dunkin, a coffee colored pitbull puppy, is wearing a tiny brown hoodie while laying on the floor and chewing his rainbow squeaker bone.
Pic of me on bed. Emma, all black pitbull is on the upper left. Luna, white with black splotches and spots is on the upper right, laying right in front of me. My pj-pants-encased legs are visible below Luna, with the newest member of the family, Dunkin, an 11 week old coffee colored pibble, is curled up on my lap.
A woman crawling on a floor, mouth wide open in a scream, with a caption that reads "screams in lesbian"
A barbie doll with very wide eyes and a scrunched up nose as if she is equal parts confused and disgusted