Matt Cassem

@sarcassem.me

456 Followers 577 Following

Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Creator, writer ✍️ , podcaster 🎙️, and more! Definitely terrible at writing bios. ♥️: 🍷 🐱 🎥 📚 ✈️ 🤿 🚫: racists, bigots, homophobes, and pineapple 🍍 on pizza 🍕

A guy with a short grey beard wearing a black tshirt and glasses smizes at the camera
A silhouette of a person wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat. Bold white text over the image reads: “I’VE BEEN GRIFTED AND LIED TO, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID HAT (THAT I STILL WEAR).” The background is blurred greenery.
A guy with glasses, a grey beard, maroon tshirt, and a black chest bag smiles at the camera while wearing a pair of Mickey ears adorned with Ursula’s tentacles and crown.
A photo of the Tower Bridge in London against a blue, clear sky.
Two men smile at the camera while posing in front of a gingerbread version of Cinderella Castle that lights up!
A graphic that has the Bluesky butterfly logo in the top left corner. The text reads (in black against white background), “Celebrating 10 million users 🎉 number 29,524! First 1%! Matt Cassem @cassem.co joined April 21, 2023”
Here’s my black cat, Onyx, lying on his catnip mat decorated with pigs!
An SUV painted to look like one of the Jurassic Park SUVs from the movies sits parked in a parking lot.
A movie poster for “The Usual Suspects” featuring Kevin Spacey.
Black cat with yellow eyes stares back annoyed as I snap his photo. He’s laying on a brown couch cushion with a red throw pillow behind him.
A Wonder Woman sculpture on the side of a theater in London that has a lit up Lasso of Truth at night!
A small, gold-frames cross stitch with a waffle and the words, “Don’t be a twat waffle” on it.
A man with grey hair and a grey beard laughing while crying Memoji.
An AI generated scene of the Magic Kingdom’s Cinderella’s Castle if it were abandoned for years, overgrown by nature, and turned into a national park.
A black cat with yellow eyes sits looking at the camera. He’s lying curled up on a brown couch.