Sarsion

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web-dev (drupal/php/sql) | #eliksni #conlang writer/translator | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 scaw’ish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | adhd | 35 (🔞 DNI) | ⛔️ DMs | @cryptarchy.net’s philologist

A homemade birthday cake for a 35 year old man, ironically captioned “it’s a boy” and decorated with rainbows and unicorns.
Alan Grant in Jurassic Park for the SEGA Mega Drive (Genesis). He is standing beside a Triceratops which would use its horns to absolutely launch the player in a comical manner.
A female Border Collie / French Bulldog mix giving side eye.
A statue of Trico from the Last Guardian video game, beside a tribute box urn, atop a puppy's favourite blanket and nearby his favourite chew-toy.
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A whiteboard of descriptors and nominals of a beloved late pet. Every word has a red heart beside it. Trico: furever <3. Špambi-bambi (perambulating fawn). String. Angel. Baby. Pissboi. Sleepy-eepy. Ours. Stinky. Šbaybeh-boah (baby boy). Cute. Loved. Brother. Immortal. Fighter. Magic. Perfect. Silly. Šplǔghi-dûghi (spunky doggy). Abomination (half border collie, half french bulldog). Brave. Striking. Heart. Son. Treeks. Unique.
A blurry action photo of a dog jumping showing the whites of his eyes and frantically licking his nose.
A 9 month old puppy plays tug of war with his owner.
CTA Ravenswood L train approaching Belmont Ave. station on outer of 4-track mainline on April 9, 1966 (25819548461).jpg
Two side by side images of a man. On the left he looks a bit confused and dazed, mouth open, with a slightly unkempt beard. On the right he looks smart, confident, mouth closed and a tighter beard trim, with a toothpick in his mouth. The joke is typically that the toothpick is what changes everything about his demeanour.
User: h Gemini AI dumbass bot: 🚨 CALL 999 IMMEDIATELY. YOUR LIFE IS IN IMMINENT DANGER. You are losing consciousness. You are having a life-threatening heart attack or stroke.
Marty O'Donnell, Harold Ryan, Jonty Barnes, and Ondraus Jenkins. At the Sony's PlayStation 4 reveal event in 2013, introducing Destiny. Due to Marty O'Donnell telling Ryan, Ondraus Jenkins, and Jonty Barnes to keep their hands out of their pockets, they became all look uncomfortable and alien as if it were their first time interacting with humans. All four of them look like they just learned about the word fun and think it means wearing jeans with a suit jacket, maybe unbuttoning the jacket.
Sonic 35th anniversary sonicme
“I actually never set out to become the expert on this subject. I just wanted things to be right.” —Lorem ipsum: The Unsolved Mystery
Current Rank: 10: Exemplar Season 28: ends in 26495 days
SERVER OFFLINE We built a universe. Guardians like you filled it with meaning. Thank you from all of us on Destiny 2.
As Ana Bray watched the Guardian's Sparrow rocket across Hellas Basin for the last time, she saw a confidant who had believed in her when no one else would. That faith, Zavala had reminded her, was a bond with more power than all the Warmind weapons in the system. It was a promise to go on—an agreement that there was still a future. Jinju had called it "reverse salvage." She knew a thing or two about building something from the wreckage of their past.
Haiku bot in Destiny general: I hope the servers crash from all of the people trying to log on
# destiny-general › CyAc // Cyber-4: Why are we reacting to the state of play in #destiny-general? Sarsion: BECAUSE DESTINY 3 IS GONNA SHOW UP BRO TRUST DONT YUCK MY YUM Kireji 55-30 (haiku bot): BECAUSE DESTINY 3 IS GONNA SHOW UP BRO TRUST DONT YUCK MY YUM - sarsion
A happy black and white fancy rat enjoying head scratches in his hammock.
A black and white hooded fancy rat with a back stripe and a beauty mark. He is splaying his paws out on a comfortable blanket for his last moments.
Editone International Ltd. [obvious AI-generated image of a girl wearing a Minions outfit and holding a bird that’s also somehow on a branch that’s she’s not looking at. ] “Gone are the days of oil and watercolor on canvas. Our digital illustrations are created using top-notch software like Adobe Photoshop, along with a graphics tablet and stylus pen.”
Why do they have swollen eyes. Are they doing this against their will. Nursery Rhymes Stock Illustration Visit - Download Image Now - Animal,... Get this image on: iStock | Licence details Creator: PANKAJ JAGYA | Credit: Getty
Even more terrifying drawing of deranged children. Nursery Rhymes Stock Illustration - Download Image Now - Art,... Get this image on: Stock | Licence details Creator: PANKAJ JAGYA | Credit: Getty
Terrifying drawing from MomJunction of 5 kids holding hands and running in a circle. Each child looks completely and utterly deranged like they’ve all had their faces copy and pasted. Caption says “Nursery Rhymes For Toddlers: 16 Fun & Educational Classics”
Add muted words and tags: “the president of the united states is a liar”
You're in! Here's what you ordered: Sonic Live in Concert.
this is why i got cancelled on twitter but it's still true to this day - sarsion
absolutely insanely fucked up looking bird chick toy
stop fighting dog t-posing
#general › Egg: Fascinating how many people would rather be called a facist than a communist. Sarsion: i gotta correct you because that's twice you've spelled fascist as facist. Kireji 55-30: i gotta correct you because that's twice you've spelled fascist as facist - sarsion Sarsion: NO FUCKING WAY. Eris, Goddess of Discond: IT HAPPENED.
A border collie mix with french bulldog, looking extremely excited to be on the bus but is actually just exhausted and yawning from the heat.
Destiny 2 Monument of Triumph Director screen.
destiny timeline map including “the story continues” which will no longer happen.
DESTINATION_FACTION_RASPUTIN0_NAME Destiny 1 - Destination Revision: Wed, 2017-04-19 23:00:00 Version: Thu, 2017-03-30 18:00:00, Destiny - 2.6.0.1 The one right after Age of Triumph. bug sdickins about general destination_faction_rasputin0_description
Thieves' Den, for example, used to be described as being located at "Old Weldonopolis, Venus". Who was Weldon? Or is it a pun for the Eliksni's welding ... cryptarchy.net
A post from Sarsion in The Cryptarchy’s Destiny-Venting channel: anyway the point i was getting at originally is i saw a relatively big content creator say they think bungie should pull staff from d2 and marathon and funnel them into d3. what got me was that they said it like it was a *given* destiny 3 was being made. i don’t understand how the fanbase has just convinced themselves of this and continue to convince themselves of it. i don’t doubt that discussion is being had internally about what the hell they need to do, but the part that gets me is if they were to invest into a d3 it would require all hands on deck at this point. which would mean destiny 2 likely going dark, as i highly doubt sony is going to be as willing to give bungie support from other studios like activision did. at least not at this point. i still think a whole new title would bankrupt them. there’s so much more that goes into a full release than anyone seems to realise.
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kratos meme where he's asking for stuff or something idk i never played god of war
metal sonic am die. there is only one sonic.
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A border-collie/french-bulldog mix puppy with massive ears wearing a blue harness. Both his front legs have been shaved for blood tests, and there is a bandage on his left paw. He is wide awake and looking at the camera.
A still from Paul McCartney’s “Hope for the Future” song for Destiny (2014).
Good Trailcams’s photo of a bear close-up on the camera. Dark Souls Dialog Bot: “He’s just over there. Go along and have a chat.”
Sarsion: - wtf is up wit discord - oh discord is broke broken - vibe coding be like - Failed to send message. Hold for options.
Geoff Keighley: PlayStation has reported a 765 Million dollar impairment loss due to underperformance by Bungie.
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Long Range Sights Zoom Range Stability Reload Handling Description Focus Lens FLA5 +0.6x +10 0 0 0 Sharpshooter scope. Long range, with enhanced target acquisition. Surprisingly light. Focus Lens FLAS10 +0.8x +10 +10 -5 -12 Heavy-duty scope. Superb target acquisition and recoil control. Awful weight and handling. Focus Lens FLS2 +0.4x +8 +2 0 0 Agile scope. Modest zoom. Light and snappy. Marksman Sights ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Long-range sights with slower charge time, greater damage, and ammo and charge displays. Ranged Lens RLR5 +0.8x +15 -2 -3 -10 Precision scope. Superb effective range. Heavy, with poor recoil control. Ranged Lens RLS3 +0.6x +8 +3 -2 -7 Mid-range scope. Good effective range and recoil control. Heavy and slow.
"Did It Need Filler Episodes?" [art of Pomni looking concerned] Did The Amazing Digital Circus Need FILLER EPISODES? ronbrazy 99k views 3 weeks ago
Breaking News: "TRUMP EVACUATED AFTER SHOTS FIRED" [Picture of the guy who thought he was from the Dresden files] "Wasn't Me"
kid listening to music screaming with headset
A blurry close-up profile view of a French Bulldog / Border Collie. In the background is a man with a small cut on his ear.
[YouTube Playlist thumbnail of It Wasn’t Me by Billy Cobb, featuring the man who claimed to be Harry Dresden] “My Mix” “Personalised playlist for you”
Net Popularity Rating in America: Pope Leo was the Most Popular Person tested. Pope Leo XIV: +34 points vs Pres. Trump: -12 points From CNN
[gif of meryl streep yelling] As an ADMINISTRATOR I can see THAT ONLY ONE URL RESPONDS so that I can AVOID DUPLICATION [Microsoft Teams laugh reaction]
Discord top-right pop-up advert for Last Meadow Online. Hovering over it displays a trailer. There is a button in the bottom right captioned "X - Didn't Ask" that is trying to capitalise on the "Don't care, Didn't ask" meme phrase.
[Emoji of an Animated Matter Engram] | 6 Points | Posted in ⁠general-interests⁠ (attribued to @Sarsion) Replying to Daniel, who shared: https://youtu.be/CcZdwX4noCE?si=bNrUFbi9TIbzZ6MY [YouTube] Tom Scott "Why Web Filters Don't Work: Penistone and the Scunthorpe Problem" [Image of a YouTube thumbnail only showing "Welc-" with "PENIS-" on the next line, both clearly having been cut off] Sarsion: haha it says welc
Neo from the Matrix blocking punches without thinking about it.
A hand holding a strand of spaghetti that is curved at the tip.