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@sasquatech.bsky.social

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Not really smart, just nerd-coded. Analyst, reluctant grad student. Banner image - https://xkcd.com/1163 | @xkcd.com

Tommy Lee Jones isn’t buying it
The picture of Dorian Gray
Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa - 118 years old - Please god just let us nuke Iran. Nothing else matters. I’ll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die - Respectable bipartisan
Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech
Moneyball scene where the nerdy assistant manager must explain to the player why the team charges players for drinks at the clubhouse
No awesome dogs on skateboards smoking while holding a fine Chardonnay sign
Lego movie but everything is gender
Still from a Glaucomflecken skit where the neurosurgery resident candidate explains that he is already wearing a Foley catheter
Closest leader politically is Nelson Mandela
Jimmy McMillan expressing his very strong belief that rents must come down, dressed quite fashionably
Sugar Ray with the words “I JUST WANT TO DIE”
Lego movie song reworded to “Everything is Gender”
Two marines having a normal one
Slobodan Praljak enjoying a shot
Die Hard 2 scene where Bruce Willis hates every body
He is literally triple-insured…yet our portion is still $880
Walt screaming ineffectually
DOW 40,000 hat
Red Green reminds you that if women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
Hookworm close-up
Everything is great, nothing to worry about here!
Omni man can’t bear what he’s reading and neither can I
Sugar Ray but they no longer want to fly
A mountain viewed through the trees under a cloudy sky
Rockom posts: “Hey Jealousy” Sasquatech posts: “Are you familiar with the concept of a mental flashbang?”
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech”
Kyle has made a realization
Kyle makes a realization
WHY DOES ROSS, THE LARGEST “FRIEND,” NOT SIMPLY EAT THE OTHER FIVE?
Me logging in and seeing my country’s constitution break just a little more while our elected officials put their blinders on
“Congrats.” “Happy for you.” “Nice.”
Matt yelling at Sky from behind the Bsky screen
Teddy Sanders from “The Martian” looking concerned while reading a paper in front of him saying “Am I reading that right?”
Kyle from Rick and Morty having a realization
Lego movie’s hit song EVERYTHING IS GENDER
Everyone disliked that meme
Bystander at triathlon holding sign that says “I’M PROUD OF YOU, COMPLETED STRANGER!”
2-day old account hitting all of the red flags: username is Brittany but handle says Emma, account is 2 days old and follows almost 500 people with only 1 follower, generic PFP that looks like a modeling shoot, and of course feeling the need to specify that “this is not a fake account” in the bio.
DOW 40,000 hat
Matthew McConaughey smoking dot png
Post showing a concert lineup I would actually enjoy
Carmen SanDiego meme format saying “Where in the world is your god now?”
Image of Bloody Sunday, wherein Russian troops opened fire on peaceful parishioners. Notably not considered a high-point in Tsar Nicholas II’s rule.
Dude grilling saying “Man that’s crazy. Catch the game last night?”
Hide the pain Harold
Matthew McConaughey smoking meme
My new copy of “On War” by Carl von Clausewitz
McConaughey smoking
Meme book from the Austin Powers movie edited to read LONG HAUL SPACE TRADING GAMES (This sort of thing is my bag, baby)
Hide the pain Harold hiding the pain
Lego movie “EVERYTHING IS GENDER”
Death playing a claw game and waiting for the claw to pull up
Death claw machine meme, claw is lowered and death is waiting to see what he got
Hide the pain Harold giving a thumbs up