Sassafras

@sasuga.bsky.social

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I am a lady but I swear and talk about sex a lot and draw dirty pervert pictures so be forewarned. (she/her)

Seria Mau Genlicher @kshipwhitecat posts: David Cage: Can a robot learn to be human? Yoko Taro: Can a human? Cage: what Yoko Taro: Can a human learn to be human? Cage: I don't get it
An elden ring player character dodges the giant iron ball on the Raya Lucaria bridge
Rona’s eternally furrowed brow
Vanya Hargreaves from Umbrella Academy
Crossed out some words so it just reads “I don’t think we should let a Nazi be in the world anymore”
A woman wearing a black burkini with a kaleidoscopic colorful trim
Post from Merman_Melville: “Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day”
Page from the comic The Ki Sisters, featuring a stern woman being presented with her crying newborn by the doctors. She says “Queen never cry” into the baby’s ear, and the baby immediately locks in and stops crying
Joshua from Troll 2 exclaiming that “Nilbog” is “Goblin” spelled backwards
Legosi from Beastars looking confused as is normal
Panel from “Ariel needs Legs” where Prince Eric engages in tomfoolery with a pipe and Ariel thinks “ohhh I can’t not fuck him”
Picture of Twitter post: “birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?”
Michelle Obama warmly hugging bigoted war criminal George W Bush after voters spent years protesting his vile warmongering, because him being rich is more important to her than the million lives he snuffed out
Butthead making the same dumb expression as Hakeem Jeffries
My cat Peppy resting his chin on his sleeping brother Buddy’s forehead
Chainsaw Man panel where a Denji, a young man is crying with his face pressed against a tv, with the speech bubble. “SHE JUST LIKE ME FR!”
My two cats laying down with one resting his chin on the other’s head
A picture of Butthead
Puss in Boots, a cat wearing a swashbuckling hat and epee, with a speech balloon pointing to the quotes post
Promotional image of the series Mashle, featuring a bunch of students in Not-Hogwarts robes standing defiantly in front of Not-Hogwarts at night
Zagreus from the game Hades (a young man with stylized Ancient Greek costume), with a speech balloon pointing to the quoted post
The signing arrives at a moment when transgender participation in sports has become a political flashpoint. Across the country, Republican-led states have advanced laws requiring student-athletes to compete on teams that align with their sex assigned at birth, part of a broader push that has largely targeted transgender women and girls.
My cats Peppercorn and Butterscotch when they were kittens, sitting cutely together
Screenshot reading: (Rowling remains controversial for her views on trans women.)
Ogden, an older man with a thick white beard and pompadour, wearing goggles and sitting with his arms up behind his head
A guy holding up a weird deformed creature and giving a primal scream that makes him look like his jaw is broken
Butterscotch, my orange cat, cuddling with Peppercorn, my black-striped cat
Arnold from Troll 2, a teenaged boy whose face has been sealed up with bark and leaves after screaming a lament to his deity
An eye color test result in which I scored 0.0018, which reads “This shouldn't be possible. I'm not saying you cheated, but not not saying that.”
HR Giger, a Swiss artist famous for his biomechanical psychosexual artwork, looking proudly with a speech balloon pointing to him from the post below
Muscleman from Regular Show, just a horrid goblin of a man, with the caption “You know who ELSE would make a great Pokémon trainer?”
DVD cover for Bubba Ho-Tep featuring Bruce Campbell as elderly Elvis
I need a long Co Ck man
Page from a Roald Dahl book reading: “Why would that happen? I'll tell you why. If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
Comic where a guy with a big head and evil expression says “I'VE TAKEN A CONTROVERSIAL NEW PILL THAT ACCELERATES mY BRAIN.” Another guy says “SO YOURE SMART NOW?” Then yhe first guy says “IM STUPID FASTER” comic by shenanigansen.bsky.social
My cat Butterscotch sleeping with his tongue sticking out
Michelle Obama smiling and hugging war criminal George W Bush in a symbolic spitting on the graves of his victims
Michelle Obama smiling and hugging war criminal George w bush
A doorknob with a safety lock
A Star Trek alien lady with blue skin with little spikes
Picture of Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons on the phone, with the caption “"ATTEMPTED MURDER" NOW HONESTLY, WHAT IS THAT? DO THEY GIVE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR "ATtEMPTED CHEMISTRY?"”
Some turning point USA dipshit wearing a diaper to own the libs
From Software logo with a word balloon
Screenshot of my timeline where the top post is a reskeeted meme saying “THANKSGIVING IS OVER BRING IN THE GAY REINDEER” and immediately below that is a different person reskeeting video of the gay reindeer
The cover of the From Software game Shadow Tower: Abyss
My cats Butterscotch and Peppercorn sleeping angelically
Peppercorn and Butterscotch, a black striped kitten and an orange striped kitten, laying together blissfully
My cat Peppercorn
My cat Peppy at the vet
Barbara Maitlin from Beetlejuice with her mouth stretched impossibly and her eyes in her throat, vaguely similar to that reliquary in the OP
The Chosen Undead of Dark Souls saying the thing
Butterscotch and Peppercorn, two young cats laying on a tv table and looking at the camera curiously
My kittens Peppercorn and Butterscotch
Picasso’s Science and Clarity, a realism painting of a sick woman in bed being tended by a doctor and a nun
Vastra and Jenny, from Doctor Who, smooching