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The how would a dog wear pants meme with censored bars added to the top half of each style of pants
Image of a bathroom sign depicting a silhouette if a pissing dog and handicap emblem, with text reading "good girl"
Screenshot of text: Every "redpilled" man who comes of age seems to experience an identical fantasy: to leave his liberal, feminist country for somewhere much poorer and more traditional to find a wife who will replace his mother in her caretaking duties, with the bonus of providing all the sex they could want.
Screenshot of text: "You have to nip it in the bud immediately," he said, as Trager paraphrased. "These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after a while, they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too." "And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh *****, this is a Nazi bar now," he continued. "And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down."
Screenshot of text: Therapy is worse than video games.
Screenshot of headline from The Betoota Advocate reading: America's Global Standing Now So Poor That Entire World Celebrates Their Loss To History's Most Barbaric Colonisers
The low res image of Erling Braut Haaland going around as a meme that shows him giving chase
Screenshot from Elden Ring show Muriel (the turtle pope) asleep in the flowers in the chuch of vows
Screenshot from the hit video game Elden Ring showing Malenia entering her second phase as the rot goddess.
Screenshot from fextralife elden ring wiki reading: "Talk to St. Trina, and then choose the option 'Imbibe Nectar' which results in immediate death upon drinking. You will need to repeat this action four times to hear her voice on the death screen. Drinking the nectar for a fifth and sixth time will exhaust her dialogue entirely."
Screenshot of two images posted top over bottom of each other on the bluesky skyline. The upper image shows a wary possum looking back over its shoulder. The lower shows the eyes and ears of a cat pointed upwards against a dark night background
Screenshot showing the user is blocked by @parkermolloy.com
Image of THE Golden State Valkyries playing the Indiana Fever
Screenshot of google search results for "vince mcmahon" with seperate buttons for "Overview" and "Songs"
Screenshot of an ad. It is a rainbow pride flag with text on it reading: Ad FIND A TRANNY FUCK DATE NEAR YOU JOIN & BROWSE
Image of a movie poster for the film "Rubber" a cult classic about a killer tire
The trump "truth" in the quoted posted with superimposed text in the style of Elden Ring reading, "FREEDOM PROJECTED"
screenshot of a burger king logo with text between the buns reading: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.
Screenshot of headline and subhed: Revealed: how Associated Press cooperated with the Nazis German historian shows how news agency retained access in 1930s by promising not to undermine strength of Hitler regime
The Jacobin mag cover's "Teen Issue" stamp showing a font very similar to...
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i wish all Bugs Bunny fans a very Bugs Bunny Day
A red rose
Screenshot of skeet: Second (and last) #SCOTUS ruling is the big one, Louisiana v. Callais. For a 6-3 majority (Rs v. Ds), Justice Alito purports to narrow the ability of states to draw majority-minority districts as a remedy for race-based vote dilution, but, per Kagan's dissent, comes pretty close to gutting the VRA:
Screenshot of headline: Calif. police are using search warrants to obtain video evidence of crimes captured by Tesla cameras In one Oakland case, a suspect has been charged with murder in part due to evidence obtained from a Tesla vehicle parked near the crime scene September 04, 2024 11:57 AM
Image of Wishbone the dog dressed as Sherlock Holmes
Screenshot from the film Inglourious Basterds showing a film screen on fire in a crowded auditorium of fleeing Nazis.
Image of Tramp from Lady & the Tramp
Image of a family of Canadian geese, two adults and four ganders, standing next to a body of water above a headline reading "It's Okay to Like Geese"
The "no maidens?" big head guy but it reads "no union bugs?"
Screenshot of a reddit post: r/Quakers u/be_they_do_crimes • 2y 18 NSFW A question for kink-familiar Friends Good morning Friends Lately in meeting l've been exploring my own relationship between subspace and "settling in" to worship. I don't think they're the same phenomenon, but they're next door to each other, such that when I'm having trouble settling, I can take a shortcut through a subspace-type mindset to get there. I wonder if other Friends have any similar experiences? Also, if anyone is aware of any Quaker kink theology I'd be very interested in that as well
Image of the classic skeleton squat lifting meme with text: MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO FOOD POISONING UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS
Text: URGENT FUNDS NEEDED I am currently in need of funds for food, rent, and other necessities due to a sudden financial loss because of discrimination. I am starting a new job shortly, but need funds to recover all of the loss. please consider any size donation or just even sharing the graphic to spread the word. MAX GOAL IS $3500 BY MAY 1ST. HALF OF THIS GOAL [$1750] IS NEEDED BY APRIL 14TH. VENMO: sheismyla CASHAPP: $mylac thank you to everyone for all your help and consideration.
Image of that meme with the pregnant lady next to a chalkboard of baby names with the crossed out options reading "honey" "dijon" and "poupon" and the final choice reading "stone-ground"
Screenshot of new york times headline: Molly toe v cock tale is hurled at home of sam altman
Image of bart simpson saying "what an odd thing to say"
Image or the "No maidens?" meme of the guy with the bighead from some movie edited to say "No union bug?"
Image of Queen Marika the Eternal from Elden Ring crucified with text reading: Reminder: Marika did not die for your sins. She will turn into Radagon and beat your ass. wake the fuck up, samurai
Screenshot of a calendar with entries reading: 6 pm - McDonald's 6:30 pm - Mar-a-Lago cocktail hour 8 pm - War crimes 9 pm - Crimes against humanity (personal business)
Screenshots of Wallace Shawn's character in The Princess Bride saying, "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.'"
Screenshot of a reddit post reading, "Paul Newman wearing a badass shirt, 1981" including a photo depicting Newman, greying and bearded, in an orange shirt reading "get really stoned" and holding four bottles. He's wearing white cut off shorts with a slutty inseam and appears to be barefoot on a city sidewalk somewhere
Screenshot of text: A state could similarly not ban talk therapy designed to affirm a minor's sexual orientation or gender identity, Kagan wrote. "Once again, because the State has suppressed one side of a debate, while aiding the other, the constitutional issue is straightforward," she wrote.
Selfie of Lucy with short hair flipping a bird and wearing a white tank top that says "get over it" with the word "over" in a rainbow gradient
Screenshot of a blog post's title including a still from "Mad Max: Fury Road" and text reading: On Visibility Posted on March 31, 2016 A celebration, an exploration, an extrapoloation. [~2,300 words.]
Screenshot of Divine telling a reporter, "Kill everyone now."
Image of Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos about to throw a folding chair as he yells "fucking queers!"
Screenshot of an NYT headline reading: How Universities Cracked Down on Pro- Palestinian Activism Stricter rules and punishments over campus protests seem to be working. Universities have seen just under 950 protest events this semester, compared with 3,000 in the spring.
Screenshot of an email from the linked documents reading: Colin...l need a hugh favor. I need two seats just for the Hogwarth dining room dinner. It for a very important friend of mine that does a lot for me. He just wants to come see the spectacle. If the dinner is seated, he can sit with me. I wil take care of him. I will not ask you for anything else. xoxo peggy
An image of a marigold flower, a single bloom with another bud in view. The petals are marigold yellow with scarlet tinges on the edges.
A dune poster from the font generator listed below with dune font text reading (with almost all emojis replaced with blank boxes): MERRY SLUTMAS HOE HOE HOE! it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆
The cast of the 2001 sci fi romp, "Evolution"
Image of Charlie Kelly ranting about Pepe Silvia
screenshot of text from an article reading: "And for Slusser, born and raised as a Christian in Texas, just a year and a half living in Northern California had taken a frightening toll. The stress, depression, anxiety and exhausted caused her to temporarily suffer the fear of losing the very thing she was fighting for. She faced fear for her very fertility, losing her menstrual cycle for nine months. 'I want to have the dream future for that I envision for myself of having kids in the future, I want as many as possible, and I think if that weren't able to happen, that would beak my heart,' she said, adding it "100%" caused her to feel panic and worry that it could impact her in a permanent way."
The four quadrants political compass with labels replaced to read "Techie," "Vegan," "Burner," and "Poly" at the sides
Screenshot of a post reading "Babe the guests are coming over get out the moonlight blade wielding Dolly Parton carpet" and including an image of dolly parton holding the moonlight greatsword (my profile pic) on a rug
Screenshot showing 9 missed calls, all from numbers listed to random small towns in Ohio
The bimbofication in five stages of putting down a book meme
Image of Stone Cold Steve Austin in the ring with a mic in the '90s.