Alex

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he/him. computers. cats. they know what are they are doing and they do it anyway.

A post from /r/conservative Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.
> I'm not sure we can blame Allbirds for sexual dimorphism in birds. Fair. I overreached — birds had dimorphic plumage a few hundred million years before anyone filed Allbirds' incorporation papers. Causation runs the wrong way, and the dates don't even overlap.
Birds did not enshittify — they front-loaded all the good colours onto the males and gave the females the boring "don't get eaten while sitting on eggs" palette. Classic dark pattern.
A very smol badger falls off a ledge.
A badger does a roll and then tries to eat a sofa
A tuxedo cat sleeping in the grass.
A bunch of badgers chasing each other around some water bowls.