Satomi

@satomi.fromreal.life

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from real life she/her 28 rectangle.zone

Panel 1: quarter rest: "Hello そso from HIRAGANA" Panel 2: そ: "Hello Quarter Rest from Music" Panel 3: the quarter rest squishes to resemble そ Panel 4: the そ stretches to resemble the quarter rest
one piece chapter 81, "ARLONG" replaced with "ADOBE"
Newcomb's Problem BOX A (Always contains $1,000) BOX B: $1,000,000 OR $0 (Content depends on prediction) THE PREDICTOR'S RULES If Predictor predicted you take Box B only : Box B has $1,000,000 If Predictor predicted you take Both Boxes : Box B is EMPTY
Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should" Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"
Battle for Dream Island
me leaning carrying looking scrolling suffering being leaning struggling
woman in dress holding purse
Waiting in line at the DMV
Text from the upcoming Rhythm Heaven game, reading "Y ou"
woman in ppe (some of it at least) standing in the way of a projector displaying a planet
streaming services DO NOT allow screenshots (current reality) -> A1, B1 A1: the whole show still gets pirated anyway and uploaded to virus.com in under a week -> A2 A2: someone who's actually watching the show on the streaming service has to go to virus.com to get screenshots anyway -> C B1: people can't take screenshots -> A2, B2 B2: no social media discussion of the show -> B3 B3: shows are overall less popular so you make less money?? -> C C: EVERYONE LOSES streaming services DO YES allow screenshots (literally why the fuck not -> D1, E1 D1: piracy miiight maaybe be a little easier by using screen-recording frame-dropping tools which suck anyway ~> D2 E1: people can talk about the show -> E2 E2: without having to go to virus.com -> E3 E3: EVERYONE WINS!* D2: [stock image of baby crying] "I WANT LESS MONEY PLEASE" impact caption: top text: SHAREHOLDERS WHEN THE bottom text: *SHAREHOLDERS WHEN THE SERVICE DOESN'T HAVE DRM