Sauron's Face

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Play UNBEATABLE! Read Malazan! Using Proper Rhythm, wiggle your fingers, and jam the keys Anarchist Aroace enjoyer of wizards He/Him

Magic the gathering’s schedule for 2027 February 5- Nauctis the Sunken Realm February 26-28 Magiccon Detroit April 9- Unannounced Universes Beyond May 14-16 Magiccon Tokyo June 4- Kamigawa Titanbreach June 19-20 Limited Championship Minneapolis August 6- another unannounced UB August 27-29 Magiccon Las Vegas October 1- Zhalfir November 19- a third unannounced IB December 3-5 Magiccon Amsterdam
A Reddit user states: "A National strike and public disobedience is a much more Powerful weapon the working class has than any single gun." They have net 2 downvotes
The quoted post’s engagement numbers: 165 quotes, no normal reposts, 5 likes, 1 save
cartoon Karl Marx holding a comically large hammer and sickle running towards the camera, with text that says "I'm joining the war on EDH on the side of the 60 card purists"
But while the party of anarchy in Nepal was able to pass from individual acts of illegalism to mass collective acts of illegalism, it failed to transcend the limits of legalism and legitimacy itself. Thus, when Sigdel and the army restored legality, law, and order, the army offered to confer legitimacy upon the infamous Discord election. Simultaneously, the de facto military government used the black scare to suppress the party of anarchy, shooting partisanos in the streets. The anti-political revolution became deeply untenable. How could it be otherwise?
Oak posting “NOOOOOOO” followed by “its so over” Beneath him, Canadian Comedian James Turner posts “LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
A bird with an orange face spreading its white wings
Onion sickos cartoon: A man in a black shirt labeled "sickos" peers through a window, his speech bubble says "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
An extremely confused looking white boy with a combed back haircut in front of a bus, from the “you guys are getting paid?” Meme
Half a ps3 controller. Triangle is green circle is red x is blue square is pink. There is a cat looking up at me on a yellow chair in the background
Cheers and Tears at Thailand’s Military Draft Lottery Every April, young men in Thailand draw a card from a jar that determines whether they will serve two years in the military or go home free. The nation’s top court will decide on Tuesday if the conscription lottery continues. By Shawn Paik and Lauren DeCicca May 10, 2026
A map of Great Britain and Ireland with Scotland covered in blue, Wales in Green, and Ireland in Orange (each color picked from their flag)
Alex posting LET ME IN right above Kara posting GET MORE WOKE. NOW.
Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes with his hands out, excitedly looking toward the viewer and exclaiming, "It's Peak!!" For some reason the entire image is shaded green. I do not know why.
Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson. A tower sit a single lit window sits on a spur of rock, behind it shines a full moon.
Wolf Worm by T Kingfisher A flower with red petals grows in and around the title's large white letters, with blood red roots below the word WORM.
Victoria Scott's post "Dawg my fascist murderer pedophile president isn’t even funny on television anymore. It’s never been more over" on my timeline from both my own repost and izzy's repost, despite the fact that you're not supposed to see the same post twice like that.
As an aside, sometimes, to me at least, it seems that the more formulaic the shows we watch and the novels we read are, the more an unresolved truth of reality is in need of an answer. The escape being offered is one we desperately reach for: a sense of things finally making sense, things neatly wrapped up. Because the real world is barreling headlong the other way, into a realm where nothing makes sense. And, aside continued, perhaps this in part accounts for the popularity of structured ‘magic systems’ these days in the fantasy genre. The need to have everything explained has become imperative, a kind of instant resolution to how the world works; in essence rejecting all the mysterious components to reality, offering up an extension of presentism.
Part Two: I hesitate in following the logical progression here. Oh well. Here goes. The definition of ‘magic’ excludes a fixed, mechanistic system, even one that asserts sympathetic or representational connections between one object and another, if that connection is shown to possess a consistent, systematic rationale. The stipulation of ‘this must lead to that, without variation,’ is, by definition, not magic. In such a system, there is no place for two of the three components of the definition: ‘mysterious’ and ‘supernatural.’ So, based on the dictionary definition, ‘hard magic’ is nonsensical, even oxymoronic. So is, to some extent, ‘system.’ Can a system be mysterious? Sure, so long as most of it remains unexplained, and undiscernible. Can a system fully explained and understood be mysterious? No. It’s something else, and whatever that something else is, it’s not magic.
"Jace is alive," said Chandra. She held up a hand. "Before you start, I know what you're going to say. I don't care. I saw him back on Avishkar." Chandra pointed to her temple. The floating motes of fire around her began to swirl. "He did something to me. To my head. The healers said that if Elspeth hadn't been there for triage, I wouldn't have made it. I would have died there in front of what's left of my family, in front of everyone I knew back home, because he had some kind of plan."
An account named Jason Straughan liked my post about business schools. He has guy in a suit (presumably himself) as his pfp
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes in the back of a car saying “Oh. I should have guessed.”
Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes), a cartoon young boy with spiky hair in the backseat of a car saying, “Oh. I should’ve guessed.”
A dog from the bottom of the card's artwork (I'm sorry I forgot their names :( sorry). It's poking its head out of the water and has bright blue eyes. It's head fur is out around it and is really cute
A cat character wearing a propeller beanie asks, “Do you like my silly hat?” A second cat, back to the viewer responds, “You are an enemy of Christ.”
Four guys sit on a couch, all of them cheering with really excited expressions
At least a hundred copy+pasted pictures of Morgoth's helmeted head with three silmarils over the image of 1000 hitlers, with a big speech bubble that says "WE AGREE!" captioned "Morgth Bauglirs"
Brandon Sanderson in a youtube thumbnail with big text that says "KILL THE ELVES" and in smaller text, "A SanderFAQ"
“Discover new feeds” header in the search tab blocked by an internal server error causing if to be unable to load any feeds
A bad sketch of a green humanoid figure holding a stick. Sort of bone colored items are inside of her. A green arrow points to her by the words “Full of Bones”
Wikipedia's list of Other Uses for the acronym 'SSR'. "Same-sex relationship" is highlighted
Calvin’s dad snapping saying “I… am inevitable” In the next panel, he’s looking down at a vaguely Calvin shaped pile of ash
Storm from sonic riders (more specifically the gmod model of him in the riders fandub) sitting by a corner. Hatsune Miku runs around the corner, carrying a gun.
Vladimir Nabokov, Pale Fire. Everyman’s library edition. A man from neck up looks left
Piranesi. A satyr with pan pipes stands on a marble column in front of a starry blue background over a sea of swirling stylized waves.
Forge of the High Mage. A man in dark robes with a blue and orange design on the back looks out from a balcony to the towers of a city
A two panel comic. In panel one, Calvin (Of Calvin and Hobbes) rushes to the left saying “Say, I’ve got an idea!” Hobbes asks, “For a post?” Panel two: Calvin is pulling a box labeled r/tolkienfans rules. He says, “First I need to consult the literature” Hobbes says, “oh no.” With his arms out and a disturbed look on his face
Kellanved’s Reach. A throne made of animal bones sits in a cave illuminated by light from above
Limmy waking up. He’s a shirtless guy in bed with a bleary look on his face pointing to his chest
the poll on FLAVOR FOLEY's website. JURY PROCEEDINGS Defendant is held on charges of first-degree murder, eligible for immediate death penalty. We the jury find the defendant: GUILTY 50% NOT GUILTY: 50% Members of the jury: 16098
Dizzy's Teto image cropped to focus on the chicken Teto is holding, with a red arrow painted on pointing at the chicken and the words 'Full of Tungsten'.
tumblr post from user orthoscheme, 1 day ago the paper is warm because the printer just layed them
Calvin and Hobbes studying a painting. Calvin says, “Moving. Spiritually enriching. Sublime. ….“High” art!”
A small sketch of a long haired figure with their hand at their mouth and the other at their waist, cut off by the sketch ending. They have dot eyes and a 3D (not 3-dimensional) type mouth
A "drafts" button on the compose post screen
tumblr post dated to december 9, 2025 from user turnstileskyline: you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso
dril tweet: "another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it" a response: "hey I'm sure you didn't mean it this way but some people might think it's un-American ("fuck the flag"). I dunno, I'd delete it @dril"
video "I may start dabbling in lesbianism" by astryuuna from one year ago with 285k views. It's duration is 3:48. In the thumbnail, a woman in joker makeup sits in front of a wall covered in various posters. There is a kirby plush in the background
Meme cartoon of a guy gripping another guy's shoulders so hard they're bleeding with a strained face
An exchange on tumblr. wordfather writes: Writing tip: if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything lychgate responds: i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing. wordfather writes back: sorry i wasnt talking to you i think
wordfather on tumblr saying: sorry i wasnt talking to you i think
Beat saying, "borderline fascist police state." It's part of a larger quote, but this is the bit that matters.
A simple cartoon person with the most horrified expression you've ever seen on their face
Beat from UNBEATABLE reflected in the glass of a washing machine, with her mouth open. She looks sort of cartoonish and very funny because of her wide open eyes and the comical distortion of her figure from the curved glass.
A panel from a manga. An old ma in a robe carrying a staff or walking stick has a concerned expression on his face. He says, “I don’t know… that’s scary…”