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Prunella Scales, from Midsomar Murders - Beyond the Grave, looking stylish, as always.
A food pyramid made up of 100% nachos and absolutely no other foods.
A Dollar Tree Dr. Seuss Cat-in-the-Hat novelty pen and a Teacher’s Pointer finger wand so I can WHAPPP! random things around the house for emphasis when I speak.
Actress Anya Taylor-Joy playing orphaned chess prodigy Elizabeth Harmon in the Netflix mini-series, The Queen’s Gambit.
A spooky pair of black and silver skeletons - a groom wearing a top hat and a skeleton bride wearing a flower crown and holding a bouquet of black and silver roses - positioned in between various wig heads wearing maroon and electric purple bobs.
The Grim Reaper sitting in a lawn chair in an idyllic field full of yellow flowers and trees in the distance, drinking tea from an orange jack-o-lantern mug, and checking a wristwatch with the words “How it feels to be nonchalant and insane” hovering in the air above
A Pants World cartoon showing a vampire horde flying a flock of bats on a mission from Bran castle with Renfield telling Dracula, “Forgot my cape - I’m heading back”
A cartoon sketch titled Atheist Afterlife where a half-buried human skeleton is saying, “FUCK YEAH. I’M A SKULL. THIS KICKS ASS.
A painting of a Persian cat that is so bad it’s good.
A taxidermy Lil’ Bo Peep Raccoon with blue eyes is staring straight at you while holding a stuffed lamb and a shepherd’s crook and wearing a pink gingham pinafore with pink bows around each ear.
Mickey & Mallory Knox, played by Juliette Lewis and Woody Harrelson, dancing in a diner in the intro to Natural Born Killer.
A warning sign showing 3 cat silhouettes flying through the air towards you with their claws outstretched.
4 boxes of Kim-Chi’s amazing loose Set & Bake powder Puff-Puff-Pass in Translucent, Pink, Banana, and lvander.
A closeup of Cardi B on the Witness stand being questioned during a trial: Lawyer: Did you call her fat? Cardi B: No, I was calling her a bitch.
A photo of the Jolie Beauty x Ozzy Ozbourne makeup collection that costs $580 but is amazing
A movie poster for Black Belt Jones (1974) that says Enter Jim “Dragon” Kelly He clobbers the mob as Black Belt Jones with green and pink vignettes above showing sketches of movie stills and black silhouettes of martial art grapples and kicks below.
Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes repeating the word Smock repeatedly while wearing Calvin’s dad’s button-up oxford shirt backwards while Calvin screams WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Two men are pictured moving the Mitsubishi Dialtone D160, the largest subwoofer ever built, with 60 inches in the 1980s. Weighing 800kg, it can easily shatter windows and produces small earthquakes that can be felt like ground vibrations within a 2-kilometer range. At the Koriyama factory, the test was conducted at first in the measuring room, but was stopped because the ceiling lamps fell due to vibration. The outdoor test appeared to have a negative impact on the neighborhood. At a distance of about 100 m from the speaker, the sound was felt, but at a greater distance, it was transmitted as vibration and noise on the earth instead of an audible sound. Within a 2-kilometer radius of the factory, damage such as vibrations, small earthquakes, as well as noises from walls and windows occurred.
Leaning towards dropping out of society to join a colony of bats. Gonna be pretty sweet lurking in a cave all day to avoid the sun and frolicking under the moon after everyone goes to bed. No more emails or meetings, just me and my new bat friends owning the night.
Sarah Paulson as Nurse Ratched in the series Ratched.
American filmmaker/actor/writer/artist John Waters with slicked back hair and a pencil- thin mustache wearing a dark blazer over a buttoned-up white shirt smiles above a quote stating, “I would take LSD and say “Let’s see (Ingmar) Bergman movies.”
A vintage Nokia cell phone with two period marks enclosed by parentheses used to draw a pair of boobs
A man holding a massive 1980s Mitsubishi D160 60-inch subwoofer weighing 800lbs that can shatter glass and cause small earthquakes felt as ground vibrations for a 2kn radius.
Granny Moses from the Beverly Hillbillies gleefully peering out the door of their mansion brandishing a shotgun
An animated cartoon skull with pinpricks of light in its eyes perched upon a crimson velvet pillow with gold piping is levitating a shiny black vinyl record inside a glowing blob of power . They’re in a stone castle tower with an arched window framing the starry sky behind them. The castle stones in shades of purple emphasizing that it’s nighttime and the spiderweb stretching across the window adds to the spooky vibes.
Two nude mannequins laying with their heads on each other blankly staring into the distance.
An image of Lucille Bluth, matriarch of the Bluth family from Arrested Development, with a highly dissatisfied look on her face holding a glass of white wine and wearing a purple blazer adorned with a large jeweled brooch on the lapel.
A solitary black Dr. Marten boot against a white background.
John Travolta’s character from Pulp Fiction looking around confused.
A vintage back and white Spike (Snoopy’s brother) stuffed beagle toy wearing a tan hat with a black hat band, a black dog collar, and has extremely “sleepy” eyes, droopy black whiskers, and a goofy grin.
A fortune teller sits behind a tiny table covered with exotic scarves gazing down into a glowing crystal ball as her hands play with the spiritual energies and an eerie mystical light shines up from the divinatory orb and illuminates her face.