Sara Wilcox

@sawilcox28.bsky.social

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Amateur photographer. Dog lover. Vermonter. Watcher of way too much t.v. She/her. https://www.instagram.com/sawilcox28

A phone contact listing that is variations on the word "fuck" and the word "shit."
A bald eagle gazes to its right, determinedly ignoring a red-winged blackbird swooping by.
CAPTAIN CAAAAVEMAAAN.
A green heron stands on the crest of a roof with trees and green leaves in the background.
Screenshot of a Guy Gavriel Kay quote post that reads, “The more loudly he screams, the more people (even MAGA people) realize his is screaming. He’s quoting a Patriot Takes posts “Trump claims critics of his Iran deal “are either jealous, bad people, or stupid.”” Featuring a screenshot of a DJT post that reads, “These fools, who think I haven't been tough enough on Iran, when the Stock Market Just Hit A RECORD HIGH, and Oil prices are "tumbling" down, are either jealous, bad people, or stupid. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” Underneath it is a Mina Kimes post that says, “DaVinci made some great memes imo” and features a painting of a woman pointing up.
The Muppet members of Electric Mayhem: (clockwise from top left) Floyd, Lips, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Janice.
Five sled dog puppies are curled up together fast asleep in one corner of their enclosure, at the bottom right of the camera view.
An aggrieved-looking Dalmatian wears a yellow vest with the words “please give me space.”
Wil E. Coyote looks at the ACME catalog.
A great egret, a large, white heron-like bird, is reflected in a flooded field. Swimming just in front of it is a wood duck.
A chocolate Lab lays on top of a chair.
An Eastern bluebird stands on a stony-looking surface.
Me displaying my signed copy of The Edge of Space-Time.
Me displaying my new copy of True Color.
A chipmunk with a peanut. Half of the peanut is tucked in her cheek, and half is poking out.
A tardigrade plays the violin.
Another day closer to the end. Your birthday is now closer to the discovery of penicillin than to today.
An image of the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show with steam coming out of his ears. It’s captioned, “Vurt. De. Furk.”
Zendaya looks at her phone. Her expression is a mixture of confusion, alarm, and WTF.
A female and male pheasant.
Calvin and Hobbes look at the stump of a tree that’s been cut down. Calvin says, “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
A sign on a desk reads, “What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck.”
A screenshot of my Microsoft Authenticator sign in approval request this morning. The number I need to enter is 42.
But gifting the right pair is more than having the correct size, said menswear writer Derek Guy. "If you have a suit that doesn't fit well, you'll just look bad. But if you have a shoe that doesn't fit well, you can develop physical issues." Guy suggested Trump call up Alden Shoe Co., a higher-end brand founded in Massachusetts, and have a salesman stop by the White House for proper fittings. "I don't think it's extravagant-for a billionaire."
A red-breasted nuthatch—a small bird with a narrow beak that curves slightly upward, white head with a black cap and eye mask, gray body, and burnt orange breast and underside—clings to the left side of a tube bird feeder.
Truth post from Trump: I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026. The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at “Homeland.”
A chipmunk sitting on a person’s knee. Her forepaws are on a persons fingers and she’s holding a peanut in her mouth lengthwise, making her looks like she’s smiling around her prize.
So like do caterpillars know that they're gonna be butterflies or do they just build the cacoon and be like wtf am l doing frauleinninia: this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site trustedwings: Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it's in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That's right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.K.A. not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can't even remember where I put my damn phone. What's even crazier is that I saw that I had already liked this post, and I don't even recall ever reading it.
A chipmunk is barely able to peak its head over the snow, despite appearing to be standing up on its hind legs. It looks vaguely concerned, and I’m hoping when it saw the snow it went right back underground to hibernate some more. At this point of the winter, I’d like to join it.
Images of the four identical white male Castor clones from Orphan Black, captioned “I am my brother’s keeper, I am my brother’s warrior, I am my brother’s shadow,” and “I am my brother’s follower.”
Former pro tennis player Andy Roddick sitting in front of a microphone. He’s smiling, wearing a baseball hat and t-shirt.
A screenshot of Spelling Bee informing me that “cockblock” is not in the word list.
Mikki Kendall: The reality is that we are only doomed to repeat history when we refuse to learn from it. Ebony Elizabeth: History is complicated, but we're not trapped in it, like flies in amber. We are both acted upon and actors, and all of us have complex legacies, and we can be thoughtful about how we move in the world, and what we pass on. (Let met go prep for teaching.)
William Shakespeare posted, “[Exit Bastard.]” Katie Mack replied, “Man I hope you have some even better ones saved for when“ Shakespeare responded, “As... an impatient child that hath new robes And may not wear them.”
A graying chocolate Lab sits proudly in the midst of scraps of Christmas wrapping paper.
The cast of Phineas and Ferb.
A screenshot of two skeets. One says, “I am very into Ariana Grande, but I just realized what her current eyebrow situation reminds me of” and is accompanied by an image of the controversial Pilates ad woman with worried eyebrows. The next is a reaction to news that Kash Patel might be fires that features a close up of Patel’s eyes and eyebrows.
An apple pie on a baking sheet. While the pie had a typical fluted edge when it went into the oven, the dough melted during baking and is now draped down to the point where it touches the baking sheet around the entire circumference of the dish. It looks like a large, golden-brown hockey puck. Still tasted delicious, thankfully.
His wife, Mandy, wasn't surprised when he started to go on patrols; Grambo seems to have a penchant for good trouble. "It's just part of who he is," she said. If her work in corporate benefits for an international company allows it, she joins him by car so they can cover more ground and report back to each other. "When he runs out the door sometimes, I'll say 'I have a meeting in 30 minutes and won't be able to bail you out right away," she said half-jokingly. "I was with him probably for the last 15 years of his military career, and it has been scarier to watch him go out the door with some of the things going on now than it was seeing him off to go to deployment." She has managed to convince him to wear a helmet, which he does begrudgingly.
Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove holds a card that reads, “Notice Of Meme Acquisition The purpose of this notice is to inform you that the meme you have posted has been saved to the mobile device of the person(s) posting this notice. No further action is required”.
An illustration of a woodpecker captioned, “I wish I could fuckin’ unsee that shit,” from @effingbirds.
A red-crested cardinal perched on the rim of a beige coffee cup with a floral pattern.
A teenage Zendaya looks askance at her phone. Her entire being screams WTF.
A turkey vulture perched on a dead branch silhouetted against a pale gray sky.
A great blue heron stands on a wooden railing. It appears to be missing everything from the shoulder up.
Text in an 80s-style font says, “fuck. I mean holy goddamn fuck. What the fucking fuck.”
Around six simply drawn humanoid figures are lined up about halfway down the image. One has a stick figure hand in the air. The text above reads “uh, hi, yes, i have a question.” The figures are repeated along the bottom edge, but the hand is no longer raised. The text now reads, “what the *fuck.*”
A white license-plate shaped sticker with green writing proclaims it is a “Massachusetts bumpah stickah for the cah!” There is a small green illustration of the state with MA on it in the upper left corner, and in the upper right a small green block is labeled “official registration stickah.”
A white bird with a red beak and long red tail soars against a blue sky background.
A fox curled up and resting on a wooden ramp, its face partially visible between some fence rails.
Screenshot of an Ezra Klein skeet that says, “Much of what I would describe as Kirk's worst moments were now just standard fair MAGA Republicanism. And the leader of MAGA Republicanism is the President of the United States...we are going to have to live here with each other believing what we believe. Disagreeing in the ways we disagree.”
Kronk and Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove.
Rutger Hauer in Ladyhawke with a hawk resting on his left hand.
A female ruby-throated hummingbird perched on a feeder tilts her head back. A male hovers over and behind her, his head pointed down. Their beaks are parallel, millimeters apart, his beak slightly open.
A look at the new alternate Red Sox uniform hanging in an open locker with a green jersey and cap, white pants, and green and yellow socks.
SONG Life is ours in vain Lacking love, which never Counts the loss or gain. But remember, ever Love is linked with pain. Light and sister shade Shape each mortal morrow Seek not to evade Love's companion, Sorrow, and be not dismayed. Grief is not in vain, It's for our completeness. If the fates ordain Love to bring life's sweetness Welcome too its pain. Oodgeroo of the Noonuccal (3 November 1920 - 16 September 1993)
A barred owl looks directly toward the camera. It is perched on a thick wire, its gray and brown coloring contrasting with the pine trees behind it.
An apple pie. The rim of the crust has melted and drooped to the point where it is even with the bottom of the pie plate itself.
A picture of Alec Guinness as Obi-wan Kenobi captioned, “Someone using their turn signal. Now that’s something I haven’t seen in a long time.”
Two bald eagles perched atop separate branches of a large tree.