🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️

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The cutest and pinkest and eepiest kobold wife to ever live in New England! I talk about and draw kobolds and dragons a LOT! Sometimes yinglets and goblins, too! She/fae, 30 and pan!

The Kobold Engineer, a red kobold with goggles, holds a rock with an incandescent light bulb sticking out of it. The light bulb is illuminated. The kobold says "BEHOLD! The Contraption TM!"
Two lazy kobolds. A red kobold is lazily lying on top of a purple kobold. Their eyes are far apart, making them look derpy.
A green and yellow dragon shows their kobolds dirt. The dragon says "Children, this is dirt". The kobolds all ask "Dirt?". The first smallbold says "Yip" and the second says "Yeap".
An orange smallbold is leaning forward into a pot of moss soup. They're sipping it! owo
A happy pink kobold wearing a pair of black sneakers with red lights built into them. They're shouting "Yeah! Woohoo! Yay! Yeah!"
A blue kobold is in a cardboard box with "FORT KOBOLD" written on it in Sharpie.
Me holding an amethyst geode, a rock that's covered in purple gemstones on one side.
A 3 panel drawing. Panel 1: A red kobold is crying over the fact that a gust of wind blew all of the seeds off of a pretty dandelion they picked. Panel 2: Their dragon, a purple and green dragon, hands them an apple juice box. It's meant to be a perspective shot. They say "Here! Have a juice box!". Panel 3: The kobold, tears still in eyes, is surrounded by 3 pink hearts. They're happy now!
A 2 panel drawing. Panel 1: A pink kobold holding a camera snaps a photo. The flash goes off. They're wearing a brown fedora with a "press" tag sticking out of it. The kobold shouts "Gotcha!" Panel 2: A Polaroid style photograph resting on the ground of their dragon, a blue and yellow dragon, holding a sandwich with a bite taken out of it. The dragon looks a bit concerned.
A group of colorful kobolds are being spun around in 3 front loading washing machines. The floor has a checkerboard pattern. They're all shouting "Wheeeeeee!"
A blue kobold hands a gray and orange expy a burger with lettuce on it. The kobold says "I got u a borgir!". They both look happy.
A pink kobold holds a huge pumpkin above a yellow kobold with a funnel in their mouth. The pink kobold is gonna try to feed the pumpkin to the yellow kobold. This is based off of a funny joke from the SpongeBob episode, "Grandma's Kisses"
A green kobold looks at a purple kobold with two heads all confused. A red question mark is above the green Kobold's head. The purple kobold says "Yyiipp!"
A blue kobold and a pink and red dragon hatchling run by while shouting "Woohoo! Crimes!". The hatchling's parent dragon watches on while thinking "...", concerned.
A pink dragon holds a yellow kobold that's very small. Above, it says "Palm Size. Small in size but can still things."
A digital drawing of a blue kobold shouting "JORP!" in red text, like that cat meme. Above, it says "Kobolds are filled with many pleasant sounds"
A screenshot a friend of mine from Texas shared with me. They can't access BlueSky now unless they share sensitive information with the app.
A group of two kobolds, one blue and one red, wear green and yellow dragon kigus while holding raisins. The raisins are huge because the kobolds are small. Between them is an orange smallbold wearing a similar kigu. In back of them is a box of raisins with a sun logo on it.
Lottie, an axolotl plushie that I have. I'm jokingly pretending that I'm this plushie IRL even though I'm a kobold and not an axolotl.
A 2 panel drawing titled "POV: You're a dragon:" Panel 1: A pink kobold that's been crying holds a green juice box leaking an orange juice. The kobold shouts "Dragon! Help! Juice box empty!" Panel 2: The kobold is holding a new juice box and appears happy. "New" with an arrow is pointing to the juice box. The kobold shouts "Yeah! Woohoo! Yay! Yeah!"
An orange and gray dragon has a pink kobold inside of a green baby pouch strapped to their torso. The kobold looks oblivious as the dragon angrily says "EXCUSE ME! He asked for no pickles!"
A pink and green cooks macaroni and cheese on a stovetop. A box of mac & cheese and a cheering purple kobold is to the right of the stovetop. In the background, an analog clock shows a time of 4 o'clock. The dragon thinks "I've lost control over my life..."
An orange and yellow dragon looks exhausted as an assortment of colorful smallbolds wearing armor adorned with big red feathers walk around. The noise they make when they walk is "squeek" because the armor is rusty.
A pink smallbold is licking a graham cracker that their red dragon is holding. You can see a bit of the smallbold's tongue. To the right is the caption, "Today is Tuesday, which means Smallbold gets to lick a graham cracker". The sound effect *Licc* is seen all around the smallbold.
Katty, a gray tabby cat with green eyes and a pink nose.
Fiona, a pink kobold with long white hair, sleeps in a bed, covered by a purple blanket.
A red kobold is riding on top of a green and purple mechanical seahorse ride. To the left is the coin meter to operate the ride. It takes 25 cents per ride. It's based on the seahorse from the season 1 SpongeBob episode "Sleepy Time"
An orange kobold wears a blue and silver football uniform and helmet. The helmet says "Yip" on the side. And their uniform number is "1/2". They're holding a football in their left hand.
A purple kobold stands in a cave with a stream running through it. The kobold is highlighted. Below is a text box that says "Kobold: I'm Kobold. . Above, to the left, is a character portrait of the kobold.
A 3 panel comic. Panel 1: A red kobold holds a picked dandelion in its seeding stage. The kobold says "Look at my flower" Panel 2: A gust of wind comes through, blowing all of the dandelion seeds away, leaving the flower bare. Panel 3: The kobold begins to cry.
Fiona, a pink kobold with long fluffy white hair and a purple dress, holds Mira, a yellow kobold with brown horns and a lighter belly. They both look elated and there are 6 floating hearts around them.
An orange kobold wears a blue soda drink hat. The hat says "Yip!" on it, and two red and white cans are inside of the hat.
A teal kobold sits on an ear of corn. They're very small. They've taken one kernel off of the corn cob and they're eating it.
A pink kobold wears sunglasses and a yellow and blue umbrella hat as they carry a folding lawn chair outside. Their cave can be seen in the background.
A pink yinget (right), a yinglet that's just a head and stick legs, interacts with a purple smallbold (left), a kobol that's just a head and legs. The yinget says "Weh!" and the smallbold says "Yip!".
Panel 1: A green and pink dragon holding a red lunchbox suspiciously looks to the left. Panel 2: They look to the right. Panel 3: They open the lunchbox and says "Hehehe!" Panel 4: The dragon is suddenly surrounded by a bunch of yipping kobolds. They're startled, shouting "A!" and drops the lunchbox and sandwich.
Birthday Bold! Fiona, a pink kobold with long white hair and a purple dress cheers. She's wearing a gold and blue party hat. To her right is her partner, Mira, a small yellow kobold. They're wearing the same party hat. And to Fiona's left is a blue smallbold. Also wearing the blue and gold party hat.
A green kobold wearing goggles zooms across the sky on top of a paper airplane.
A white and blue dragon, a frost dragon. There's an arrow pointing to it. To their right are two kobolds, orange and teal, wearing purple parkas. They're called frostbolds. To their right is a green smallbold wearing a white knitted hat. They're a frostsmallbold. Arrows are above all of them with their names above.
A pink smallbold wears a steel helmet, greaves and boots like a medieval knight. Their helmet has a gigantic red feather plume. The smallbold says "Yip".
A fluffy black cat loafing inside of a kitchen cupboard.
A large fluffy black cat with green eyes is sitting inside of a metal pot on a stove. Her name was Annie.
A group of kobolds standing around. On the left and right are the buttons from the Mii Channel UI.
A closeup of a smallbold sniffing the camera. They look distorted. "Snf" is surrounding them.
Fiona, a pink kobold with white hair is blepping. Her eyes are huge and adorable.
Two happy smallbolds, one lime green and one teal, kiss each other. They're surrounded by 5 pink hearts.
Two kobolds, one teal and another yellow, discuss bugs that they like. the teal one is closer to the camera but is facing away from the viewer, towards the yellow kobold. In the first panel, the teal kobold talks about a purple caterpillar, represented by a pictoral depiction in a speech bubble. In the second panel, the yellow kobold talks about a ladybug, also represented by a picture in a speech bubble.
A teal Geo Tracker, a small Jeep-like SUV built in the 1990's. It has a convertible top that's down.
Panel 1: A pink kobold says "Hi, Bug!" to a blue cricket on a tree branch. Panel 2: The cricket looks happy and responds with ":)"
A pink axolotl plushie.
A green kobold is running around with a silver pinwheel. They are saying "Yippee!", "Yahoo!" and "Yaay!".
A group of 3 kobolds standing around a blue inflatable pool, looking happy. From left to right is an olive green kobold with orange water wings, a purple kobold with a yellow snorkel and a red smallbold wearing goggles.
A drawing that my love, Mira, made of my pink kobold, Fiona.
A pink smallbold wearing a pair of Heelys sneakers, a white and black pair of sneakers with roller skate wheels built in, zooms by. They look happy and are shouting "Yippee!", "Wheee!" and "Yahoo!" Motion lines are in back of them, topped off with the word "NYOOM!"
2 Kobold Grim Reapers. On the left is a blue kobold that's alone, holding a scythe. The cloak is huge on them. On the right is 3 kobolds stacked up wearing the cloak. A green kobold is at the top and an orange one is at the bottom. The kobold stack is holding a scythe too. "1 kobold" is above the one on the left and "3 kobolds" is above the one on the right.
A 2 panel comic. Panel 1: A red and yellow dragon looks perturbed. A drop of sweat is rolling down the side of their head. Panel 2: It's revealed that they're holding a container filled with 5 kobold-shaped gingerbread cookies.
A group of smallbolds zoom by while piloting those little plastic toy capsules like UFO's. Their dragon, a green and purple anthro dragon, watches on, confused.
A 2 panel comic. Panel 1: An angry pink green dragon asks "Okay, which one of you ate my cheeseburger?" Panel 2: A group of 3 kobolds. From left to right, teal, orange and red. Teal and red are staring at orange, whose head is gigantic and cheeseburger shaped. The orange kobold says "Uhh... Who can even say?"
A teal kobold is being battered by high winds. Leaves are being blown everywhere. Behind them, a pink smallbold is being blown away by the wind. They ask "Yip?". Below the kobold, there's the caption "It wimdy."