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Trump with FIFA head Gianni Infantino and the World Cup trophy won by Spain. Caption: "Screw them Gianni. They won't help me bomb Iran. They're a terrible country. This is going on my desk next to my Nobel Peace Prize."
My cat Charlie.
Fake Trump TruthvSocial post. Text: 'Blah, blah, blah. It's all about ME. If you're waiting for my cranky ass to kick the bucket, I wouldn't blame you. I am an absolute net negative to humanity.'
Long Island Medium star Theresa Caputo. Caption: People of Kentucky, great news. I just communicated with your senator, Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes, and all is well.
Trump speaking with Marco Rubio behind him at NATO summit. Caption (no he did not say this, at least not yet): The fact is that I am a sick insane man. An insane man who's going to die soon. Someone should stop me. Marco is right behind me and would strangle me in a second if he could. No one would blame him. No one.
Japanese journalist Kosuke Tsuneoka. https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/isis-collaborator-courageous-journalist-kosuke-tsuneoka-plans-flee-japan-1487905
Heat index calculator chart, combining air temperature with dewpoint temperature
Air temperatures along the east coast with most readings in the 90's Evening of July 3, 2026. 🌡
The one and only McDonald's Big Mac Meal. Big Mac, FrIes (med), Coca-Cola (med). 1170 calories.
Members of the Women's Christian Temperance Union posing for a photo. The organization, established in 1874, played a major role in anti saloon advocacy in the late 19th & early 20th centuries, eventually culminating in national Prohibition in 1920. While it's membership has waned significantly, it still exists today. Sign: "Lips that touch liquor, shall never touch ours." which was one of the temperance movement's most famous slogans.
Screenshot of a beluga whale supposedly escaping a research facility by jumping out It's confined pond and back into the ocean. It didn't happen. It's an AI generated image and it's engagement farming sympathy porn to boot. Don't ever do this just to get likes and reposts. Ever.
This is Tom Homan, not to be confused with Tom Human, or any human for that matter. He is, to put it mildly, a bitch. His one possibly redeeming quality is that he's somewhat more constrained about being an asshole about deportations than Gregory Bovino was. That is all.
Facebook data center in Sarpy County, Nebraska just outside of Omaha accompanied by a photo of what that same land looked like from the highway in September 2007 before development.
Parody Burger King logo. Text: " We're trying..but cholesterol only works so fast".
Google AI overview of search "1 loss teams to win super bowl". Google's AI said none existed...this time.
Track AIPAC graphic of Hillary Clinton showing she had received more than $4 million from the pro Israel lobby.
Track AIPAC graphic of Hillary Clinton showing she has received over $4 million from the pro-Israel lobby.
Track AIPAC graphic for Hillary Clinton showing she had received more than $4 million from the group.
Billionaire George Soros. Text: "Tell Trump it was me. I mean, his cultists are going to blame me anyway."
My cats Charlie (left) and Coco watching me mow the lawn. Text box: "Okay. I don't get it. Why does he keep pushing that noisy device back and forth across the lawn like that?"
Participation ribbon.
Parody Burger King logo. Text: "We're trying...but cholesterol only works so fast."
Country music artist Martina McBride signing autographs. She is left handed.
Memes Aren't Facts! They may contain facts, but they may also contain falsehoods, rumors or information that has of yet hasn't been verified. Sharing, liking or making hiveminded "rah rah rah!" comments on memes containing misinformation becauseit agrees with your worldview is a reflection of your own bad behavior. Stop it please.
Picture of McDonalds Big Mac. 🍔 Text: "Deliver US From Evil Our Cholesterol Laden Friend. You've Got This!"
Screenshot of a Bluesky post by Vincenzo Salvatore showing a memepost claiming Elon Musk knew Trump had won the 2024 election before it was called. Claim is from a website called "Headlines 360" which you've probably never heard of. That's because it's a clickbait farm that often posts sensationalist and sometimes untrue content. Yet that post got over 2,600 likes and over 800 reports as of me writing this. I would love for this story to be true, for there to be investigations, prosecutions and serious consequences for those involved, IF it happened, but as ofthis time, it is a rumor that should be investigated, not spread on social media as if it were true. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE A MEMEPOST DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE. Think before you 🩷. Think before you repost.
Elon Musk on parody Obama style "Hope" poster. OP's version had "Murderer" in place of "Hope". I decided to add "mass" to murderer.
In May 2026, Oklahoma passed Senate Bill 504 to completely ban child marriage, setting the absolute minimum marriage age to 18 with absolutely no exceptions.The bill eliminates previous statutory language that allowed 16- and 17-year-olds to marry with parental consent, and minors under 16 to wed with court approval.Key Details of the Legislation:The Vote: While the Senate passed the measure unanimously, it faced fierce debate in the House, ultimately passing by a razor-thin 51-36 margin.The Opposition: All 36 "no" votes were cast by Republicans, who opposed the ban due to concerns over government overreach, infringement on parental rights...
DJIA from April 16 to May 15, 2026. Index went up 2.19% over this period with numerous fluctuations.
SCOTUS justice Samuel AlCOPE. Text: Someone needs to pour himself a nice warm cup of cope.
Memepost of Abraham Lincoln... Text: "The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." If you have half a functioning sense of critical thinking, you'd know Lincoln never said this as the internet wasn't even a thing until six score and some odd years after his death in 1865.
Excerpt from Reuters article... Text: A gay woman who recently found Christianity, Siebrands once considered herself a Democrat, but started to think of herself as a Republican around 2022 -- citing what she called the hypocrisy of liberals around identity politics -- and voted for Trump. She saw war with Iran as inevitable. "Something was going to happen eventually, whether ⁠it was Iran ​doing something to us or us doing it to them." Sitting next to her daughter was 49-year-old Jyl Siebrands. She grew ​up as a political independent but later gravitated towards Republicans. She said she hated high gas prices, but feared the prospect of a nuclear-armed Tehran even more. “It's just where we are with this war," she said. "People just have to give it time."
Trump shaking hands with Xi Jinping. Text: "Great news! I have struck a deal with President Xi that declares I am his bitch."
Trump shaking hands with Benjamin Netanyahu. Text: 'Donnie, it is a pleasure to call you my bitch".
Trump shaking hands with Vladimir Putin. Text: "That settles it Donald. You are my bitch now."
My cat Charlie. 🐈
The Golden Calf as portrayed in the book of Exodus.
Text excerpted from Newsweek article linked in OP: Large supermarket chains are expected to see little impact because many already exceed the proposed standards. Smaller retailers, including convenience stores, bodegas and gas stations, are more likely to face operational changes.
Spam text sent out by Kansas gubernatorial candidate Jeff Collyer bragging that he's endorsed by Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, got a meaningless three wird compliment from Donald Trump and the usual "devout Christian" "fighting for our values" propaganda, but doesn't mention a single issue presently affecting Kansans lives.
Memepost from a Youtube channel called "Tell The People" falsely making the claim that Trump called for Liz Cheney to be put before a firing squad.
Memepost saying: WE'RE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP SAID LIZ CHENEY SHOULD FACE THE FIRING SQUAD: "Let's put [Liz Cheney] there with a rifle, with 9 barrels aimed at her. Let's see how she feels about it... when the guns are trained on her face." - Donald Trump 10/31/24 AND NOW MAGA WANTS TO LECTURE EVERYONE ELSE ABOUT "DANGEROUS RHETORIC"? GIVE US A BREAK FROM THE MOMENT HE CAME DOWN THAT ESCALATOR, TRUMP HAS NORMALIZED VIOLENCE, ENCOURAGED IT, AND PROFITED FROM IT. WE WON'T BE GASLIT! ____ So, what's the problem here? Trump did indeed say those exact words, on that exact date. What he did not do in the full context of what he said is suggest that Liz Cheney be executed. He suggested that she face the same danger that American soldiers did in wars that her father helped start, and later she as a Congressperson advocated continuing. It can be heard in the C-SPAN video in the follow up post. You can skip to 7:20 in the video to get to the quote, although the whole video is worth watching, considering where we're at now. I can't stand Trump like many on here, but sharing a memepost that removes one's words from their original context to mean something they didn't intend is blatant disinformation. THINK BEFORE YOU SHARE.
Average gas prices, nationally, and in Louisiana, home state of Republican Congressman Steve Scalise and California, almost always the nation's highest paying state for gas, due to higher state and local taxes, environmental restrictions, special fuel blend requirements and isolation from most of the national petroleum infrastructure. Scalise claimed Americans were paying almost $6/gal 2½ years ago in late 2023. Only in California this statement might have been true. Most of the country was paying under $4, and his home state of Louisiana is below the national average.
Four pairs of dice. 🎲 First pair (white) 5 & 3 = 8 Second pair (red) 2 & 4 = 6 Third pair (white) 3 & 1 = 4 Fourth pair (blue) 3 & 4 = 7 That's it. Nothing else to see here. 😺
Republican U.S. House Rep. Chip Roy (TX-21) being given a "Champion of Limited Goverment" title by the "Institute for Legislative Analysis". The posts mentions his "unwavering commitment to defending Constitution, protecting individual liberty" despite Roy also sponsoring an absolutely unconstitutional bill seeking deportation for anyone espousing 'leftist' viewpoints.
My cats looking at an empty cat food tin filled with small hailstones.
Screenshot of Artemis 2 splashdown. Not great resolution, no great wow factor, but also not AI slop.
Artemis 2 splashdown at 5:07 PDT, April 10, 2026.
Snapshot of Google AI overview of my query "one loss teams that won the Super Bowl" which contains the error of saying the 1972 Miami Dolphins had a 14-0-1 season. There was no tie.
Donald Trump's "a whole civilization will end" tweet from this morning (which I assure you he did not write) with added words superimposed on it "He did not write this. His henchpeople did."
Unsolicited text from "Liz" with "Friends for Peace", an organization that does not officially exist.
My cat Charlie at about six weeks. One week after rescuing her.
Bluesky post from Mack Butterfield claiming the Seattle Seahawks declined an invitation from the White House to visit. The White House has not yet offered in invitation for the Seahawks to accept or decline.
My cat Charlie sitting in the bathroom sink.
My cat Coco, looking upwards after I asked him if he missed his original owner on the 1 year anniversary of his passing. Yes, you have permission to cry too.
My cat Charlie digging the No Kings "cat kicking crown"shirt.
Parody breaking news ticker. Photo of Trump giving speech with Marco Tubio and Pete Hegseth in background. Headline: Senile man pillaged country. Ticker: Tells citizens "You're all going to die, so give me all your money, so I can waste it..."
Screenshot of a video posted by multiple Bluesky accounts that has been falsely portrayed as Los Angeles residents running off ICE agents. The video is from a foreign country, likely Mexico or Spain. Hundreds of BlueSky users are mindlessly liking or reposting the video.
Fox News Host Jesse Watters. Caption: "Rupert Murdoch asked if I could be equally as annoying as Bill O'Reilly and Tucker Carlson, but a lot more stupid. I accepted the challenge."
Grave headstone reading... DONALD J. TRUMP 1946 - NOT SOON ENOUGH
Map of southeastern U.S. with my proposed Newt Gingrich Shipping Canal cutting through southeast Georgia and separating the Florida panhandle from the rest of the state. It would be "dug" using underground nuclear explosions. Relax folks. Much like Newt Gingrich, it's just a joke. 😆