Scatterplot

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Why spend hours in therapy confronting your flaws when you can just touch this bird-man? Admin of fursuits.online. 🐶 by @jaycostumes.bsky.social 🐺 by @thefuzzfactory.com

Doggerland

Scatterplot, in fursuit, leans against Rain, out of fursuit. Fireworks are seen through the window in front of them.

A beige serial cable, detached, limp, on the ground.

Cheeses on a conveyor belt, like sushi sometimes comes.

A screenshot of the iOS Reminders app, which has automatically categorized Glyphosate, the probably-carcinogenic main active ingredient in broad-leaf weed killer, under the “Snacks & Candy” category.

An NPC in a trench coat holding a coffee in Pokémon ZA says “I can only hold it together thanks to my Pokémon!”

Tulips with yellow and red striped petals erupt from the ground.

Scatterplot, a Dalmatian holding an Ace Pride Flag, leans against Rain, a cougar holding a Pan Pride Flag. They have their arms around each other.

A jar with a cork in it.

103 little trees in little pots arranged in a circle on a circular table.

50 spruce tree saplings (Sitka Spruce, specifically) arranged in a circle on a circular table outside.

Imagine that everywhere in the mechanical engineering world suddenly got infatuated with lasers.

Lasers have a lot of uses! Measuring things, heating things, cutting things, entertaining cats, particle physics. Lasers are pretty cool. Very versatile, very useful, potential to be very powerful.

Someone shows up one day and says "I have developed a never before seen technology! I call it a Death Star."

And it's a 3.4mW laser. Well no, we haven't seen this exact size of laser much since that's not really standard, but that's a bit of a misnomer, and I wouldn't call it new -

"HOLY SHIT GUYS! This Death Star is so entertaining! My cat loves it and it has such a nice color!" The Death Star becomes a viral novelty, and is mildly entertaining, as laser pointers often are.

Somehow, seemingly overnight, this leads to mania. "Lets stick lasers in EVERYTHING! The public loves them!"

It’s a handbag but it’s a gigantic keychain with a steel key on it that makes the model look like they’re very tiny. It’s the sort of thing a Borrower would have.

Mushu from Mulan breathing a tiny puff of fire.

Rain forecasted. Rain for the next hour.

Rain is also the name of the mountain lion who has fallen asleep on me, pinning me to the couch. There’s nothing I can do. I’m stuck here.

A Dalmatian shape.

Tom Nook tells me about the new hotel that’s opening on the island in Animal Crossing 3.0.0.

A colorful cast of cartoon characters posing for their family photo, with a big Happy Holidays above them.

From left to right: Argus the German shepherd, Sass the fennec fox, Scatterplot the Dalmatian, Rain the cougar, Soot the crow, and Rumpus the plush corgi.

A box of Liquid I.V. which claims to be Orange Vanilla Dream. Such a dream would be so pleasant if it did not invoke the nightmarish idea of a “Solid I.V.” and a “Gaseous I.V.”, both of which I cannot imagine a more painful experience.

A Roborock which had recently eaten $21.

Ollie, probably.

Gulivarr from Animal Crossing: New Horizons

A YouTube comment on this video by @maestrogeicho:

“We just have to accept that in every Mario game there is canonically shit like this going on miles below our feet”

A vastly-overbuilt cedar compost bin. It’s even got an angled, corrugated plastic roof. It’s lined with cardboard for insulation.

A Volkswagen ID. Buzz. It’s a minivan. It’s big. I don’t need something that big! We’ve got a truck, after all. It’s technically smaller than our truck though, so it does fit the “we need a smaller car to get around Seattle” bill… right?

And we could take six or seven people to Seattle in the happiest little box you can buy today! But then… what if I put a little mattress in there? I could take it camping! Ah! The possibilities!

A giant mural of ravens in flight on the side of a building. The background is brilliant orange and gold, the foremost raven is carrying a tree branch which appears to be spilling out of the mural.

The Honda Motocompacto. It’s a tiny briefcase scooter.

A connector on a circuit board labeled “Cheese”

Corn plants (amongst other things) growing in a raised garden bed.

In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, four villagers and the player are fishing in a river moving from right to left. There’s smoke coming from the chimney of a house on the right, and fish-shaped flags move gently in the breeze on the left. There’s a small meadow in the center with a park bench, and butterflies are slowly buttering between the flowers. The sky is blue with scattered clouds. It’s nice.

Speaking to Isabelle in the town center, requesting she speak to Punchy to silence him.

Punchy from Animal Crossing has seen through the veil and now understands that his life and the life of his friends is fake, an illusion.

The header of a website titled “A Bird’s Home” with animated gifs and Comic Sans font. The website is laid out in a very late-90’s early-2000’s way, with a sidebar on the left with images as the bullet points.

It feels very comfortable.