Ryan Schaefer

@schaeferyn.itch.io

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The midwest's foremost burned-out VR Dev. Frequently looking for exciting new projects, ideas, or wastes of time. Big ol' fan of @sparklykiss.bsky.social - He/him

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The poster for the film Weekend at Bernie's, which states: "Bernie Lomax would be the perfect host except for one small thing... He's dead."
Ramza from FFT saying, "Delita. What is this game you play with us?".
Steel Batallion with the full mech controller on a table with a CRT TV and an Xbox.
In American Gladiators, a man is hiding behind a wireframe cube shape while holding a “rocket launcher” aimed at a distant target.
How to play World Without Oil: At heart World Without Oil is very simple. It’s a “what if” game. What if an oil crisis started today — what would happen? How would the lives of ordinary people change? What would you do to survive the crisis? How would you help others? Let’s play “what if” and find out.
Email from steam telling me I didn't make the list and now I have to wait for a Steam Machine.
A weather radar map with tons of red showing "TORNADO WARNING" directly on a town called "Elon". Ryan Hall (Y'all) is in the corner.
A rather long service in Killer Aces Volleyball. Lots of weird timing and movements involved.
A Lenovo ThinkCentre mini pc with a Train Jam USB stick plugged in is sitting on top of my PC speaker.
Screenshot of Burnout Paradise featuring a bilboard for Obama telling people that early voting has begun.
Steam promo email about a sale. Game description (Baby Steps) reads as, "Play as Nate, an unemployed failson with nothing going for him, until one...".
Nintendo eShop listing for Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition showing it at $70.
Microsoft 365 Business sales tiers. (All are formerly known as Office 365 Business).
The commentators from Terrace House all grimacing at something awful that's just happened.
Repo Man from Repo The Genetic Opera
A photo of me with my name under it. The photo is squished in a way that makes me look like an actual cartoon.
Youtube Music showing me "Forgotten favorites", featuring "Uniracers SNES Title Music".
Gmail inbox tab reads "Social. LinkedIn - Raytheon is hiring."
"Crashout Crew", the next game from the Peak devs on sale on Steam for $5, but normally priced at $8.
In the "typing insights" AI setting, I've typed "I'm glad I installed Linux on this machine." into the search bar.
Reinstalling Destiny 2. Currently play time shows 3,725.1 hours.
Dujour from Josie and the Pussycats.
Several C# functions, two of them calling UpdateText(), a function which Rider tells me is never used.
Chie from Persona 4 saying "Aha! Is this our chance?"
The two intro hosts of Great British Bake Off wearing colorful ponchos and sombreros.
The Unity Hub, which I haven't updated in probably a couple months, has a banner reading "The Unity AI open beta is here. Install the packages and get started now."
Me wearing a sticker that says “I voted #indyvotes”
"There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Pelase wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
Joker yelling at Bruce Wayne.
Halo Top cookie dough pint claiming “mix-ins in every bite!”
Screenshot of the article bsky post showing an old man maybe in his 60s, with article text suggesting he's 38. lol.
My watch showing 9:06 AM. Windows Date and Time settings thinks it’s 1:06 PM.
Gordon Ramsey saying “delicious. Finally some good fucking food.”
A large red dumpster labeled “Redbox+ Dumpsters”.
Steam library showing Expedition 33, with a play time of 33.1 hours.
A blimp flying over Indianapolis.
4 of the characters in The Magicians in a line snapping their fingers. If you know, you know.
Meme hat with half-Mandarin and half-English text reads: "Hello, I am fleeing the American century of game dev collapse. Can you show me where to get hired as a pretty mid Unity/Godot programmer?"
A big statue of a hand grabbing the earth, from the intro of Deus Ex.
The end credits of Ball X Pit
NVDA stock dropping like a rock. (-3% only, but it's a pretty sharp drop)
Colin Mochrie
Twitter post reading, "I wrote "You Win!" on a piece of paper, and placed it into Unity. What I saw next has shocking implications."
My Deadlock ranking screen showing me at Emissary III.
A banner ad reads, "Watch non-stop Roblox action on Twitch and earn exclusive rewards".
A controller promo image that says "Heart rate monitoring protects your health"
Jeff Gerstmann's latest podcast youtube thumbnail reads, "I INSTALLED BAZZITE!"